Republican or Democrat?

[MACAULAY]

I got the following from another site. It was not attributed there, so it is not attributed here. If it makes sense, a Republican will pass it along. A Democrat wouldn't know whether it made sense or not, until he/she found out whether it was published in the New York Times or not.
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Which side of the fence are you on?

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

 

[bitterlyclingin]

A bear so smart, if he could be registered to vote, would likely not be voting Democrat.

A Bear?s Argument For Evolution | Power Line

 

[rightwinger]

If a Republican does not get to rule.....he makes sure NOBODY can rule

 

[MACAULAY]

If a Republican does not get to rule.....he makes sure NOBODY can rule

Yes, if a Republican can stop a socialist takeover of this country, he does.

 

[rightwinger]

Republicans would rather shut the country down than help the American people

 

[NightFox]

If a Republican does not get to rule.....he makes sure NOBODY can rule

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[rightwinger]

You might be a Republican if...
You'll spend $20 billion guarding a bridge against the possibility of a terrorist attack, but won't spend 20 cents to keep it from falling down on its own

 

[NightFox]

You might be a Republican if...
You'll spend $20 billion guarding a bridge against the possibility of a terrorist attack, but won't spend 20 cents to keep it from falling down on its own

....and you might be a Democrat if you think it costs 20 cents to repair a bridge.

 

[rightwinger]

You might be Republican if......


… you think the right to life ends at birth.
… you think that corporations have more compassion than humans.
… you think trickle down economics actually trickles down.




http://www.allhatnocattle.net/right_wing_republican.htm

 

[rightwinger]

You might be Republican if...

You are opposed to Affirmative Action in college admissions and attended a private university as a "legacy."
You really believe that cutting taxes increases government revenues.
You believe in "Liberty and Justice for All" (rich, white, straight men)

 

[rightwinger]

You might be Republican if.....


You dodged the draft during Viet Nam (with Daddy's help) and now you question the courage and patriotism of men who came back with medals (and scars) and understand wars are bad.
You think that a president lying about getting a blowjob is far more serious than a president lying about the reasons for starting a war.

 

[Flopper]

If a Democrat doesn't want a beer before noon on Sunday, he doesn't drink one.
If a Republican doesn't want a beer before noon on Sunday, he demands it be outlawed for everyone.

If a Democrat doesn't want to put drugs into his body, he doesn't.
If a Republican deosn't want to put drugs into his body, he demands it be outlawed for everyone.

If a Democrat doesn't want to use a morning after pill, she doesn't.
If a Republican doesn't want to use a morning after pill, she demands it be outlawed for everyone.

If a Democrat doesn't want to have gay sex, they don't.
If a Republican doesn't want to have gay sex, they demand it be outlawed for everyone.

If a Democrat doesn't want to gamble in a casino, they don't.
If a Republican doesn't want to gamble in a casino, they demand it be outlawed for everyone.

If a Democrat wants the government to interfere in medical care, they ask Obama for Obamacare.
If a Republican wants the government to interfere in medical care, they ask for Jeb Bush for Terri's Law.

Face it people, an awful lot of Republicans want big government in our lives too, the only difference is the subject matter.

The difference between Republicans and Democrats - Survivalist Forum

 

[MACAULAY]

If a Democrat doesn't want a beer before noon on Sunday, he doesn't drink one.
If a Republican doesn't want a beer before noon on Sunday, he demands it be outlawed for everyone.

If a Democrat doesn't want to put drugs into his body, he doesn't.
If a Republican deosn't want to put drugs into his body, he demands it be outlawed for everyone.

If a Democrat doesn't want to use a morning after pill, she doesn't.
If a Republican doesn't want to use a morning after pill, she demands it be outlawed for everyone.

If a Democrat doesn't want to have gay sex, they don't.
If a Republican doesn't want to have gay sex, they demand it be outlawed for everyone.



If a Democrat doesn't want to gamble in a casino, they don't.
If a Republican doesn't want to gamble in a casino, they demand it be outlawed for everyone.

If a Democrat wants the government to interfere in medical care, they ask Obama for Obamacare.
If a Republican wants the government to interfere in medical care, they ask for Jeb Bush for Terri's Law.

Face it people, an awful lot of Republicans want big government in our lives too, the only difference is the subject matter.

The difference between Republicans and Democrats - Survivalist Forum

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The above has almost no basis in fact. While there are fringe groups on both the left and right....I live in a solid Red State...very conservative...and we get all the beer we want on Sunday morning. Champagne brunches are all over as are casinos which also serve all forms of liquor on Sunday morning. Nobody gives a damn about either "gay sex" or the morning after pill. And small amounts of grass is a traffic ticket offense.

You paint a picture with facts that ain't so. All liberals do it.

The fact is that true intolerance for opposing views originated with the Puritan culture in New England. They landed in Massachusetts, declared themselves the Elect of God, and within a generation they were hanging women in Boston Commons for being Quakers instead of Puritans. Another generation and they are hanging teenagers as witches for non-conformity. They had many children and fanned out over the Northern USA and formed cities like Chicago and Cleveland. They were responsible for the Sedition Acts under Adams for which citizens were put in jail for expressing their opinion.

The culture has been handed down to today...the belief in their superiority; their need for control; and their intolerance of opposing views...it has its roots in New England.

Did liberals learn anything at all from Detroit?

 

[rightwinger]

If a Democrat doesn't want a beer before noon on Sunday, he doesn't drink one.
If a Republican doesn't want a beer before noon on Sunday, he demands it be outlawed for everyone.

If a Democrat doesn't want to put drugs into his body, he doesn't.
If a Republican deosn't want to put drugs into his body, he demands it be outlawed for everyone.

If a Democrat doesn't want to use a morning after pill, she doesn't.
If a Republican doesn't want to use a morning after pill, she demands it be outlawed for everyone.

If a Democrat doesn't want to have gay sex, they don't.
If a Republican doesn't want to have gay sex, they demand it be outlawed for everyone.



If a Democrat doesn't want to gamble in a casino, they don't.
If a Republican doesn't want to gamble in a casino, they demand it be outlawed for everyone.

If a Democrat wants the government to interfere in medical care, they ask Obama for Obamacare.
If a Republican wants the government to interfere in medical care, they ask for Jeb Bush for Terri's Law.

Face it people, an awful lot of Republicans want big government in our lives too, the only difference is the subject matter.

The difference between Republicans and Democrats - Survivalist Forum

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The above has almost no basis in fact. While there are fringe groups on both the left and right....I live in a solid Red State...very conservative...and we get all the beer we want on Sunday morning. Champagne brunches are all over as are casinos which also serve all forms of liquor on Sunday morning. Nobody gives a damn about either "gay sex" or the morning after pill. And small amounts of grass is a traffic ticket offense.

You paint a picture with facts that ain't so. All liberals do it.

The fact is that true intolerance for opposing views originated with the Puritan culture in New England. They landed in Massachusetts, declared themselves the Elect of God, and within a generation they were hanging women in Boston Commons for being Quakers instead of Puritans. Another generation and they are hanging teenagers as witches for non-conformity. They had many children and fanned out over the Northern USA and formed cities like Chicago and Cleveland. They were responsible for the Sedition Acts under Adams for which citizens were put in jail for expressing their opinion.

The culture has been handed down to today...the belief in their superiority; their need for control; and their intolerance of opposing views...it has its roots in New England.

Did liberals learn anything at all from Detroit?

What does your OP have to do with fact?

 

[Two Thumbs]

I love chain email threads

everyone gets to make shit up for laughs, but then people take it to heart and it's not funny anymore.

And this is still page one




If a kid steals a cookie and nobody sees it, did he eat it?

 

[Two Thumbs]

A liberal walks into a bar.

His con buddy says; Dood, that looked like it hurt.
then helps him up.

A liberal walks into a bar.
His con buddy says; Dood, seriously, you just walked into that. Didn't you learn anything from your last mistake?
Then helps him up and tries to guide him around the bar since he knows he will never learn, even from painful lessons.

 

[Wyatt earp]

Boy RW sure got his panties in a bunch over this one Lmao...

 

[Lumpy 1]

You might be a Democrat if..

You find yourself making a lot of excuses for Democrat failures..

Your political arguments are illogical 66.6+ % of the time.

You've lost your ability to employ critical thinking to your political party.

You still blame Bush but not Nancy & Harry.

 

[bripat9643]

If a Republican does not get to rule.....he makes sure NOBODY can rule

How does he do that?

Only the servile want to be ruled.

 

[bripat9643]

Republicans would rather shut the country down than help the American people

The government is not the country, and letting Democrats run rampant doesn't help the country.