The Bible contradiction thread

[hobelim]

The religion in question said he was a three in one edible mangod born of a virgin. they just hijacked the movement started by the gospels and turned it into a form of Mithraism effectively burying the truth about Jesus under a mountain of blasphemy.

Don't mock their beliefs, yours are equally unsound, spirit in the blood. That's why you dip, duck and dodge.

The flesh of one creature or another represents teaching, what you say, , blood represents action, what you do.

Yes, life is in the blood. Life is the promise for fulfilling the law.

The flesh of Jesus is his teaching. The blood of Jesus is the way that he fulfilled the law to receive the promise of life...

It's spirit. They thought the spirit was in the blood. And so, they didn't/don't eat the blood because of this.

That's woo-woo bullshit, keep tripping over your own dick.

Who is they? The people that Jesus made fun of for thinking that a person can become holy as God is holy by eating or abstaining from certain food?

No, the idiots that believe the 613 commandments were ever a good idea, or directly from a deity - specifically the israelites - that, like you, are dopey enough to wash your hands of rape and genocide and call it a metaphor despite the wars, chattel slavery and pillaging in reference actually happening in real life

cant drink foreign wine because it may have been made in sacrifice to "other" gods

woo-woo bullshit, just like a christ cracker, dope.

and the point is...you are confused.


Damn smart those ancient Israelites.

 

[G.T.]

Don't mock their beliefs, yours are equally unsound, spirit in the blood. That's why you dip, duck and dodge.

The flesh of one creature or another represents teaching, what you say, , blood represents action, what you do.

Yes, life is in the blood. Life is the promise for fulfilling the law.

The flesh of Jesus is his teaching. The blood of Jesus is the way that he fulfilled the law to receive the promise of life...

It's spirit. They thought the spirit was in the blood. And so, they didn't/don't eat the blood because of this.

That's woo-woo bullshit, keep tripping over your own dick.

Who is they? The people that Jesus made fun of for thinking that a person can become holy as God is holy by eating or abstaining from certain food?

No, the idiots that believe the 613 commandments were ever a good idea, or directly from a deity - specifically the israelites - that, like you, are dopey enough to wash your hands of rape and genocide and call it a metaphor despite the wars, chattel slavery and pillaging in reference actually happening in real life

cant drink foreign wine because it may have been made in sacrifice to "other" gods

woo-woo bullshit, just like a christ cracker, dope.

and your point is...?

That you are just as fuck-tarded as folks who eat crackers that represent a metaphor, and diss them in an obsessive fashion in spite of your own beliefs being woo-woo & unsupported bullshit themselves.

Raise your paw, mr. gullible!

Commandment 19 of the torah is broken by you on a daily basis! along with many of the others.

Mitzvot (Hebrew) - commandments from God. Therefore, said God condones Rape, genocide and slavery. Sounds like a mark bitch to worship. You do you, though.

 

[hobelim]

The flesh of one creature or another represents teaching, what you say, , blood represents action, what you do.

Yes, life is in the blood. Life is the promise for fulfilling the law.

The flesh of Jesus is his teaching. The blood of Jesus is the way that he fulfilled the law to receive the promise of life...

It's spirit. They thought the spirit was in the blood. And so, they didn't/don't eat the blood because of this.

That's woo-woo bullshit, keep tripping over your own dick.

Who is they? The people that Jesus made fun of for thinking that a person can become holy as God is holy by eating or abstaining from certain food?

No, the idiots that believe the 613 commandments were ever a good idea, or directly from a deity - specifically the israelites - that, like you, are dopey enough to wash your hands of rape and genocide and call it a metaphor despite the wars, chattel slavery and pillaging in reference actually happening in real life

cant drink foreign wine because it may have been made in sacrifice to "other" gods

woo-woo bullshit, just like a christ cracker, dope.

and your point is...?

That you are just as fuck-tarded as folks who eat crackers that represent a metaphor, and diss them in an obsessive fashion in spite of your own beliefs being woo-woo & unsupported bullshit themselves.

Raise your paw, mr. gullible!

Commandment 19 of the torah is broken by you on a daily basis! along with many of the others.

Mitzvot (Hebrew) - commandments from God. Therefore, said God condones Rape, genocide and slavery. Sounds like a mark bitch to worship. You do you, though.

I will force your oppressors to eat their own flesh and make them drunk on their own blood as if with new wine. Then all flesh shall know that I, the Lord, am your savior and your redeemer. The mighty One of Jacob."

 

[G.T.]

It's spirit. They thought the spirit was in the blood. And so, they didn't/don't eat the blood because of this.

That's woo-woo bullshit, keep tripping over your own dick.

Who is they? The people that Jesus made fun of for thinking that a person can become holy as God is holy by eating or abstaining from certain food?

No, the idiots that believe the 613 commandments were ever a good idea, or directly from a deity - specifically the israelites - that, like you, are dopey enough to wash your hands of rape and genocide and call it a metaphor despite the wars, chattel slavery and pillaging in reference actually happening in real life

cant drink foreign wine because it may have been made in sacrifice to "other" gods

woo-woo bullshit, just like a christ cracker, dope.

and your point is...?

That you are just as fuck-tarded as folks who eat crackers that represent a metaphor, and diss them in an obsessive fashion in spite of your own beliefs being woo-woo & unsupported bullshit themselves.

Raise your paw, mr. gullible!

Commandment 19 of the torah is broken by you on a daily basis! along with many of the others.

Mitzvot (Hebrew) - commandments from God. Therefore, said God condones Rape, genocide and slavery. Sounds like a mark bitch to worship. You do you, though.

I will force your oppressors to eat their own flesh and make them drunk on their own blood as if with new wine. Then all flesh shall know that I, the Lord, am your savior and your redeemer. The mighty One of Jacob."

I don't need you to quote me the phrases that served to propagandize the gullible, such as yourself. My bar for believing in something is much greater than yours, but the bar was set for folks like you not to raise it.

 

[hobelim]

Who is they? The people that Jesus made fun of for thinking that a person can become holy as God is holy by eating or abstaining from certain food?

No, the idiots that believe the 613 commandments were ever a good idea, or directly from a deity - specifically the israelites - that, like you, are dopey enough to wash your hands of rape and genocide and call it a metaphor despite the wars, chattel slavery and pillaging in reference actually happening in real life

cant drink foreign wine because it may have been made in sacrifice to "other" gods

woo-woo bullshit, just like a christ cracker, dope.

and your point is...?

That you are just as fuck-tarded as folks who eat crackers that represent a metaphor, and diss them in an obsessive fashion in spite of your own beliefs being woo-woo & unsupported bullshit themselves.

Raise your paw, mr. gullible!

Commandment 19 of the torah is broken by you on a daily basis! along with many of the others.

Mitzvot (Hebrew) - commandments from God. Therefore, said God condones Rape, genocide and slavery. Sounds like a mark bitch to worship. You do you, though.

I will force your oppressors to eat their own flesh and make them drunk on their own blood as if with new wine. Then all flesh shall know that I, the Lord, am your savior and your redeemer. The mighty One of Jacob."

I don't need you to quote me the phrases that served to propagandize the gullible, such as yourself. My bar for believing in something is much greater than yours, but the bar was set for folks like you not to raise it.

Thats your problem.

The law, the prophets, the gospels etc., were never intended to be arcane mystical mysteries too great for the human mind to fathom..

They convey instruction intended to be understood by Jewish children.

How is it that the teaching remains above your grasp mr. high bar smartypants?

 

[ding]

The flesh of one creature or another represents teaching, what you say, , blood represents action, what you do.

Yes, life is in the blood. Life is the promise for fulfilling the law.

The flesh of Jesus is his teaching. The blood of Jesus is the way that he fulfilled the law to receive the promise of life...

It's spirit. They thought the spirit was in the blood. And so, they didn't/don't eat the blood because of this.

That's woo-woo bullshit, keep tripping over your own dick.

Who is they? The people that Jesus made fun of for thinking that a person can become holy as God is holy by eating or abstaining from certain food?

No, the idiots that believe the 613 commandments were ever a good idea, or directly from a deity - specifically the israelites - that, like you, are dopey enough to wash your hands of rape and genocide and call it a metaphor despite the wars, chattel slavery and pillaging in reference actually happening in real life

cant drink foreign wine because it may have been made in sacrifice to "other" gods

woo-woo bullshit, just like a christ cracker, dope.

and your point is...?

That you are just as fuck-tarded as folks who eat crackers that represent a metaphor, and diss them in an obsessive fashion in spite of your own beliefs being woo-woo & unsupported bullshit themselves.

Raise your paw, mr. gullible!

Commandment 19 of the torah is broken by you on a daily basis! along with many of the others.

Mitzvot (Hebrew) - commandments from God. Therefore, said God condones Rape, genocide and slavery. Sounds like a mark bitch to worship. You do you, though.

Why is it that you believe God condones rape, slavery and genocide?

 

[Mindful]

It's spirit. They thought the spirit was in the blood. And so, they didn't/don't eat the blood because of this.

That's woo-woo bullshit, keep tripping over your own dick.

Who is they? The people that Jesus made fun of for thinking that a person can become holy as God is holy by eating or abstaining from certain food?

No, the idiots that believe the 613 commandments were ever a good idea, or directly from a deity - specifically the israelites - that, like you, are dopey enough to wash your hands of rape and genocide and call it a metaphor despite the wars, chattel slavery and pillaging in reference actually happening in real life

cant drink foreign wine because it may have been made in sacrifice to "other" gods

woo-woo bullshit, just like a christ cracker, dope.

and your point is...?

That you are just as fuck-tarded as folks who eat crackers that represent a metaphor, and diss them in an obsessive fashion in spite of your own beliefs being woo-woo & unsupported bullshit themselves.

Raise your paw, mr. gullible!

Commandment 19 of the torah is broken by you on a daily basis! along with many of the others.

Mitzvot (Hebrew) - commandments from God. Therefore, said God condones Rape, genocide and slavery. Sounds like a mark bitch to worship. You do you, though.

Why is it that you believe God condones rape, slavery and genocide?

One can't truly apply today's context to those ancient times.

 

[G.T.]

No, the idiots that believe the 613 commandments were ever a good idea, or directly from a deity - specifically the israelites - that, like you, are dopey enough to wash your hands of rape and genocide and call it a metaphor despite the wars, chattel slavery and pillaging in reference actually happening in real life

cant drink foreign wine because it may have been made in sacrifice to "other" gods

woo-woo bullshit, just like a christ cracker, dope.

and your point is...?

That you are just as fuck-tarded as folks who eat crackers that represent a metaphor, and diss them in an obsessive fashion in spite of your own beliefs being woo-woo & unsupported bullshit themselves.

Raise your paw, mr. gullible!

Commandment 19 of the torah is broken by you on a daily basis! along with many of the others.

Mitzvot (Hebrew) - commandments from God. Therefore, said God condones Rape, genocide and slavery. Sounds like a mark bitch to worship. You do you, though.

I will force your oppressors to eat their own flesh and make them drunk on their own blood as if with new wine. Then all flesh shall know that I, the Lord, am your savior and your redeemer. The mighty One of Jacob."

I don't need you to quote me the phrases that served to propagandize the gullible, such as yourself. My bar for believing in something is much greater than yours, but the bar was set for folks like you not to raise it.

Thats your problem.

The law, the prophets, the gospels etc., were never intended to be arcane mystical mysteries too great for the human mind to fathom..

They convey instruction intended to be understood by Jewish children.

How is it that the teaching remains above your grasp mr. high bar smartypants?

They convey that a deity exists, which is woo-woo and assumes facts not in evidence mr christ cracker, and they also dictate behavior to metaphorically represent many dumb-ass, and many barbaric and inhumane ideas, same as eating a christ cracker does, dummy.

 

[G.T.]

Who is they? The people that Jesus made fun of for thinking that a person can become holy as God is holy by eating or abstaining from certain food?

No, the idiots that believe the 613 commandments were ever a good idea, or directly from a deity - specifically the israelites - that, like you, are dopey enough to wash your hands of rape and genocide and call it a metaphor despite the wars, chattel slavery and pillaging in reference actually happening in real life

cant drink foreign wine because it may have been made in sacrifice to "other" gods

woo-woo bullshit, just like a christ cracker, dope.

and your point is...?

That you are just as fuck-tarded as folks who eat crackers that represent a metaphor, and diss them in an obsessive fashion in spite of your own beliefs being woo-woo & unsupported bullshit themselves.

Raise your paw, mr. gullible!

Commandment 19 of the torah is broken by you on a daily basis! along with many of the others.

Mitzvot (Hebrew) - commandments from God. Therefore, said God condones Rape, genocide and slavery. Sounds like a mark bitch to worship. You do you, though.

Why is it that you believe God condones rape, slavery and genocide?

One can't truly apply today's context to those ancient times.

Sounds like it was a lack of foresight by the deity.

Also sounds like you're conceding that morals are not absolute, but change with the times.

tsk, tsk, believers.

the man who lay with her shall give fifty [shekels of] silver to the girl's father, and she shall become his wife, because he violated her. He shall not send her away all the days of his life.

 

[Mindful]

No, the idiots that believe the 613 commandments were ever a good idea, or directly from a deity - specifically the israelites - that, like you, are dopey enough to wash your hands of rape and genocide and call it a metaphor despite the wars, chattel slavery and pillaging in reference actually happening in real life

cant drink foreign wine because it may have been made in sacrifice to "other" gods

woo-woo bullshit, just like a christ cracker, dope.

and your point is...?

That you are just as fuck-tarded as folks who eat crackers that represent a metaphor, and diss them in an obsessive fashion in spite of your own beliefs being woo-woo & unsupported bullshit themselves.

Raise your paw, mr. gullible!

Commandment 19 of the torah is broken by you on a daily basis! along with many of the others.

Mitzvot (Hebrew) - commandments from God. Therefore, said God condones Rape, genocide and slavery. Sounds like a mark bitch to worship. You do you, though.

Why is it that you believe God condones rape, slavery and genocide?

One can't truly apply today's context to those ancient times.

Sounds like it was a lack of foresight by the deity.

Also sounds like you're conceding that morals are not absolute, but change with the times.

tsk, tsk, believers.

the man who lay with her shall give fifty [shekels of] silver to the girl's father, and she shall become his wife, because he violated her. He shall not send her away all the days of his life.

Those activities are going on in Africa, to this day. Cousins and uncles involved in them too.

 

[G.T.]

Here we have two of the weak hand-washings of the 613 commandments from Yeshua...

1. Morality changes with the times, you can't just ancient standards by today's standards. (unwittingly relapses on the standard "morals are absolute" of Religious traditionalists).

2. It's metaphorical! All of it! (despite the fact that these commandments were followed literally, not metaphorically, and that many of the historical events in reference happened literally, and not metaphorically).

 

[hobelim]

and your point is...?

That you are just as fuck-tarded as folks who eat crackers that represent a metaphor, and diss them in an obsessive fashion in spite of your own beliefs being woo-woo & unsupported bullshit themselves.

Raise your paw, mr. gullible!

Commandment 19 of the torah is broken by you on a daily basis! along with many of the others.

Mitzvot (Hebrew) - commandments from God. Therefore, said God condones Rape, genocide and slavery. Sounds like a mark bitch to worship. You do you, though.

I will force your oppressors to eat their own flesh and make them drunk on their own blood as if with new wine. Then all flesh shall know that I, the Lord, am your savior and your redeemer. The mighty One of Jacob."

I don't need you to quote me the phrases that served to propagandize the gullible, such as yourself. My bar for believing in something is much greater than yours, but the bar was set for folks like you not to raise it.

Thats your problem.

The law, the prophets, the gospels etc., were never intended to be arcane mystical mysteries too great for the human mind to fathom..

They convey instruction intended to be understood by Jewish children.

How is it that the teaching remains above your grasp mr. high bar smartypants?

They convey that a deity exists, which is woo-woo and assumes facts not in evidence mr christ cracker, and they also dictate behavior to metaphorically represent many dumb-ass, and many barbaric and inhumane ideas, same as eating a christ cracker does, dummy.

you are like the guy in first grade who asked the teacher who read the story of the three pigs "how can pigs build houses" and then dismissed it as all dumbass nonsense for the gullible.

Oh wait a minute. There wasn't anyone that stupid......

 

[Mindful]

That you are just as fuck-tarded as folks who eat crackers that represent a metaphor, and diss them in an obsessive fashion in spite of your own beliefs being woo-woo & unsupported bullshit themselves.

Raise your paw, mr. gullible!

Commandment 19 of the torah is broken by you on a daily basis! along with many of the others.

Mitzvot (Hebrew) - commandments from God. Therefore, said God condones Rape, genocide and slavery. Sounds like a mark bitch to worship. You do you, though.

I will force your oppressors to eat their own flesh and make them drunk on their own blood as if with new wine. Then all flesh shall know that I, the Lord, am your savior and your redeemer. The mighty One of Jacob."

I don't need you to quote me the phrases that served to propagandize the gullible, such as yourself. My bar for believing in something is much greater than yours, but the bar was set for folks like you not to raise it.

Thats your problem.

The law, the prophets, the gospels etc., were never intended to be arcane mystical mysteries too great for the human mind to fathom..

They convey instruction intended to be understood by Jewish children.

How is it that the teaching remains above your grasp mr. high bar smartypants?

They convey that a deity exists, which is woo-woo and assumed facts not in evidence mr christ cracker, and they also dictate behavior to metaphorically represent many dumb-ass, and many barbaric and inhumane ideas, same as eating a christ cracker does, dummy.

you are like the guy in first grade who asked the teacher who read the story of the three pigs "how can pigs build houses" and then dismissed it as all dumbass nonsense for the gullible.

Oh wait a minute. There wasn't anyone that stupid......

He's just in a bad mood. Constantly.

 

[G.T.]

and your point is...?

That you are just as fuck-tarded as folks who eat crackers that represent a metaphor, and diss them in an obsessive fashion in spite of your own beliefs being woo-woo & unsupported bullshit themselves.

Raise your paw, mr. gullible!

Commandment 19 of the torah is broken by you on a daily basis! along with many of the others.

Mitzvot (Hebrew) - commandments from God. Therefore, said God condones Rape, genocide and slavery. Sounds like a mark bitch to worship. You do you, though.

Why is it that you believe God condones rape, slavery and genocide?

One can't truly apply today's context to those ancient times.

Sounds like it was a lack of foresight by the deity.

Also sounds like you're conceding that morals are not absolute, but change with the times.

tsk, tsk, believers.

the man who lay with her shall give fifty [shekels of] silver to the girl's father, and she shall become his wife, because he violated her. He shall not send her away all the days of his life.

Those activities are going on in Africa, to this day. Cousins and uncles involved in them too.

I agree, and that's why us Secular humans consider them of the 3rd world, not the 1st. The standards of the Mitzvot were inept according to Secular Humanism; therefore, the religious traditions were forced to change. We don't stone folks, do we? Of course we don't.

 

[hobelim]

I will force your oppressors to eat their own flesh and make them drunk on their own blood as if with new wine. Then all flesh shall know that I, the Lord, am your savior and your redeemer. The mighty One of Jacob."

I don't need you to quote me the phrases that served to propagandize the gullible, such as yourself. My bar for believing in something is much greater than yours, but the bar was set for folks like you not to raise it.

Thats your problem.

The law, the prophets, the gospels etc., were never intended to be arcane mystical mysteries too great for the human mind to fathom..

They convey instruction intended to be understood by Jewish children.

How is it that the teaching remains above your grasp mr. high bar smartypants?

They convey that a deity exists, which is woo-woo and assumed facts not in evidence mr christ cracker, and they also dictate behavior to metaphorically represent many dumb-ass, and many barbaric and inhumane ideas, same as eating a christ cracker does, dummy.

you are like the guy in first grade who asked the teacher who read the story of the three pigs "how can pigs build houses" and then dismissed it as all dumbass nonsense for the gullible.

Oh wait a minute. There wasn't anyone that stupid......

He's just in a bad mood. Constantly.

I guess. Must be wonderful being so smart as to not believe in anything

 

[G.T.]

That you are just as fuck-tarded as folks who eat crackers that represent a metaphor, and diss them in an obsessive fashion in spite of your own beliefs being woo-woo & unsupported bullshit themselves.

Raise your paw, mr. gullible!

Commandment 19 of the torah is broken by you on a daily basis! along with many of the others.

Mitzvot (Hebrew) - commandments from God. Therefore, said God condones Rape, genocide and slavery. Sounds like a mark bitch to worship. You do you, though.

I will force your oppressors to eat their own flesh and make them drunk on their own blood as if with new wine. Then all flesh shall know that I, the Lord, am your savior and your redeemer. The mighty One of Jacob."

I don't need you to quote me the phrases that served to propagandize the gullible, such as yourself. My bar for believing in something is much greater than yours, but the bar was set for folks like you not to raise it.

Thats your problem.

The law, the prophets, the gospels etc., were never intended to be arcane mystical mysteries too great for the human mind to fathom..

They convey instruction intended to be understood by Jewish children.

How is it that the teaching remains above your grasp mr. high bar smartypants?

They convey that a deity exists, which is woo-woo and assumes facts not in evidence mr christ cracker, and they also dictate behavior to metaphorically represent many dumb-ass, and many barbaric and inhumane ideas, same as eating a christ cracker does, dummy.

you are like the guy in first grade who asked the teacher who read the story of the three pigs "how can pigs build houses" and then dismissed it as all dumbass nonsense for the gullible.

Oh wait a minute. There wasn't anyone that stupid......

No, I'm the guy you don't like it when he holds your feet to the fire. Your convoluted belief system isn't difficult to understand, your inconsistency is the point of contention and not whether or not something was a metaphorical teaching. You have a lot of trouble with conflating things, mr christ cracker mocker.

 

[G.T.]

I don't need you to quote me the phrases that served to propagandize the gullible, such as yourself. My bar for believing in something is much greater than yours, but the bar was set for folks like you not to raise it.

Thats your problem.

The law, the prophets, the gospels etc., were never intended to be arcane mystical mysteries too great for the human mind to fathom..

They convey instruction intended to be understood by Jewish children.

How is it that the teaching remains above your grasp mr. high bar smartypants?

They convey that a deity exists, which is woo-woo and assumed facts not in evidence mr christ cracker, and they also dictate behavior to metaphorically represent many dumb-ass, and many barbaric and inhumane ideas, same as eating a christ cracker does, dummy.

you are like the guy in first grade who asked the teacher who read the story of the three pigs "how can pigs build houses" and then dismissed it as all dumbass nonsense for the gullible.

Oh wait a minute. There wasn't anyone that stupid......

He's just in a bad mood. Constantly.

I guess. Must be wonderful being so smart as to not believe in anything

^ assumes facts not in evidence.

 

[G.T.]

I will force your oppressors to eat their own flesh and make them drunk on their own blood as if with new wine. Then all flesh shall know that I, the Lord, am your savior and your redeemer. The mighty One of Jacob."

I don't need you to quote me the phrases that served to propagandize the gullible, such as yourself. My bar for believing in something is much greater than yours, but the bar was set for folks like you not to raise it.

Thats your problem.

The law, the prophets, the gospels etc., were never intended to be arcane mystical mysteries too great for the human mind to fathom..

They convey instruction intended to be understood by Jewish children.

How is it that the teaching remains above your grasp mr. high bar smartypants?

They convey that a deity exists, which is woo-woo and assumed facts not in evidence mr christ cracker, and they also dictate behavior to metaphorically represent many dumb-ass, and many barbaric and inhumane ideas, same as eating a christ cracker does, dummy.

you are like the guy in first grade who asked the teacher who read the story of the three pigs "how can pigs build houses" and then dismissed it as all dumbass nonsense for the gullible.

Oh wait a minute. There wasn't anyone that stupid......

He's just in a bad mood. Constantly.

You follow me like a yapping Dog, and you do it to other folks I see, as well. You're just gross, don't blame me ya fuckin' idiot.

 

[Mindful]

I don't need you to quote me the phrases that served to propagandize the gullible, such as yourself. My bar for believing in something is much greater than yours, but the bar was set for folks like you not to raise it.

Thats your problem.

The law, the prophets, the gospels etc., were never intended to be arcane mystical mysteries too great for the human mind to fathom..

They convey instruction intended to be understood by Jewish children.

How is it that the teaching remains above your grasp mr. high bar smartypants?

They convey that a deity exists, which is woo-woo and assumed facts not in evidence mr christ cracker, and they also dictate behavior to metaphorically represent many dumb-ass, and many barbaric and inhumane ideas, same as eating a christ cracker does, dummy.

you are like the guy in first grade who asked the teacher who read the story of the three pigs "how can pigs build houses" and then dismissed it as all dumbass nonsense for the gullible.

Oh wait a minute. There wasn't anyone that stupid......

He's just in a bad mood. Constantly.

You follow me like a yapping Dog, and you do it to other folks I see, as well. You're just gross, don't blame me ya fuckin' idiot.

Follow you? lol. Your conceit is mesmerising.

You say you are smart? What is smart about constant conflict and insults?

You're argument addicted.

 

[hobelim]

I will force your oppressors to eat their own flesh and make them drunk on their own blood as if with new wine. Then all flesh shall know that I, the Lord, am your savior and your redeemer. The mighty One of Jacob."

I don't need you to quote me the phrases that served to propagandize the gullible, such as yourself. My bar for believing in something is much greater than yours, but the bar was set for folks like you not to raise it.

Thats your problem.

The law, the prophets, the gospels etc., were never intended to be arcane mystical mysteries too great for the human mind to fathom..

They convey instruction intended to be understood by Jewish children.

How is it that the teaching remains above your grasp mr. high bar smartypants?

They convey that a deity exists, which is woo-woo and assumes facts not in evidence mr christ cracker, and they also dictate behavior to metaphorically represent many dumb-ass, and many barbaric and inhumane ideas, same as eating a christ cracker does, dummy.

you are like the guy in first grade who asked the teacher who read the story of the three pigs "how can pigs build houses" and then dismissed it as all dumbass nonsense for the gullible.

Oh wait a minute. There wasn't anyone that stupid......

No, I'm the guy you don't like it when he holds your feet to the fire. Your convoluted belief system isn't difficult to understand, your inconsistency is the point of contention and not whether or not something was a metaphorical teaching. You have a lot of trouble with conflating things, mr christ cracker mocker.

Let me make it simple for you.

in luke 19:27 in a parable Jesus says, "Now, as for those enemies of mine who did not want me to be their king, bring them here and slaughter them in my presence!". Some people could take that to mean that Jesus is instructing the faithful to slaughter Jews and you would prance along and say, murderous bastard! but thats just dumb.