The guy Nazareth was a total fraud, get over it already...

[Taz]

This is what I wrote. "You asked if I thought that it was not a fairy tale."

this is what you quoted "it was not a fairy tale".

You are an asshole and a fool.

Come back when you can learn how to quote yourself. You're a massive simpleton who enjoys fairy tales because you like to pretend that they're true. Sometimes.

Now tell me the one about Goldilocks and the three wisemen?

you misread that one------Goldilocks were friend to the three piggys that blew each others houses down. The three wiseguys were stargazers and frankinscense
refiners and packagers

Easy there rosie. Taz is already bat boy in a developing fairy tale. You could be the fucked up old hag who has been wandering from town to town hemorrhaging inanities for decades, finally finding a friend and home in the darkness of a guano filled cave in a world taken over by scary invisible aliens speaking in a strange language, immune to the power of the sun, living outdoors, hunting vermin in broad daylight (as if it was open season) with magical secret decoder rings and nifty invisible death ray guns.

It could be like supernatural and shit.

Next chapter taz will be vaporized for doing something despicable with his proboscis while you were sleeping and then posting it on the internet. Then you will be all alone again, afraid of the sun, with no friend no where to go and nothing to eat but insect larvae and guano.

People could be arguing for the next thousand years about the fate of poor old rosie and her decision to get cozy with bat boy.

And by the power of an invisible alien, bat boy will be enjoying the shame of eternal abhorrence.

So what’s the hidden meaning of this post?

Never lift your skirt for bat boy in spite of his many charms and strange perfume.

He has a terminal case of the cooties.

So your post WAS a fairy tale.

 

[hobelim]

Come back when you can learn how to quote yourself. You're a massive simpleton who enjoys fairy tales because you like to pretend that they're true. Sometimes.

Now tell me the one about Goldilocks and the three wisemen?

you misread that one------Goldilocks were friend to the three piggys that blew each others houses down. The three wiseguys were stargazers and frankinscense
refiners and packagers

Easy there rosie. Taz is already bat boy in a developing fairy tale. You could be the fucked up old hag who has been wandering from town to town hemorrhaging inanities for decades, finally finding a friend and home in the darkness of a guano filled cave in a world taken over by scary invisible aliens speaking in a strange language, immune to the power of the sun, living outdoors, hunting vermin in broad daylight (as if it was open season) with magical secret decoder rings and nifty invisible death ray guns.

It could be like supernatural and shit.

Next chapter taz will be vaporized for doing something despicable with his proboscis while you were sleeping and then posting it on the internet. Then you will be all alone again, afraid of the sun, with no friend no where to go and nothing to eat but insect larvae and guano.

People could be arguing for the next thousand years about the fate of poor old rosie and her decision to get cozy with bat boy.

And by the power of an invisible alien, bat boy will be enjoying the shame of eternal abhorrence.

So what’s the hidden meaning of this post?

Never lift your skirt for bat boy in spite of his many charms and strange perfume.

He has a terminal case of the cooties.

So your post WAS a fairy tale.

Yes, very good... Nothing gets by you does it.... ..

And you are the star!

The actual numbskull, (a foul and loathsome creature), that the fairy tale is all about....lets call it Alien Days, the adventures of bat boy and the brooklyn bombshell...

 

[Taz]

you misread that one------Goldilocks were friend to the three piggys that blew each others houses down. The three wiseguys were stargazers and frankinscense
refiners and packagers

Easy there rosie. Taz is already bat boy in a developing fairy tale. You could be the fucked up old hag who has been wandering from town to town hemorrhaging inanities for decades, finally finding a friend and home in the darkness of a guano filled cave in a world taken over by scary invisible aliens speaking in a strange language, immune to the power of the sun, living outdoors, hunting vermin in broad daylight (as if it was open season) with magical secret decoder rings and nifty invisible death ray guns.

It could be like supernatural and shit.

Next chapter taz will be vaporized for doing something despicable with his proboscis while you were sleeping and then posting it on the internet. Then you will be all alone again, afraid of the sun, with no friend no where to go and nothing to eat but insect larvae and guano.

People could be arguing for the next thousand years about the fate of poor old rosie and her decision to get cozy with bat boy.

And by the power of an invisible alien, bat boy will be enjoying the shame of eternal abhorrence.

So what’s the hidden meaning of this post?

Never lift your skirt for bat boy in spite of his many charms and strange perfume.

He has a terminal case of the cooties.

So your post WAS a fairy tale.

Yes, very good... Nothing gets by you does it.... ..

And you are the star!

The actual numbskull, (a foul and loathsome creature), that the fairy tale is all about....lets call it Alien Days, the adventures of bat boy and the brooklyn bombshell...

So what story has the hidden meaning about someone like me who mocks all these hidden meanings?

 

[LaDexter]

The Bible is not a "fairy tale," it is rather an embellishment of real events...

To understand the Bible, you must first parse it into two categories...

THAT which EVERYONE SAW

THAT which NOBODY except a handful of Chosen liars saw.


Take, for example, Exodus. Here we have this magic staff... that nobody ever observes do magic....

After the Israelites cross the Sea of Reeds at low tide, the Amalek attack. There is something EVERYONE saw. WHAT did they see??

They saw Moses run up a hill like a coward while only the LEVITES fight the Amalek. The Bible says Moses is a LEVITE. His acts there suggest otherwise.... and the staff doesn't have ANY POWER AT ALL....

Ditto with Jesus... all of his "miracles" are observed by the Disciples and nobody else.... and when given a trial, a public forum which EVERYONE SAW, the guy couldn't heal a hangnail...


Let's summarize....

1. the only demographic to observe Jesus when he lived, Jews, reject him and consider him a fraud
2. when the "authorities" show up, the Disciples bolt.... instead of standing firm by the "son of God"
3. when given a public trial, this guy shows NOTHING, not even a witness who claims he was healed.
4. when crucified, Jesus is still obligated to care for 5k people who gave him "everything" and he left them with nothing
5. when put in a popularity contest with a murderer, the "Son of God" loses... shouldn't he have been popular if he really was healing all those folks who didn't show up to the trial???

 

[irosie91]

The Bible is not a "fairy tale," it is rather an embellishment of real events...

To understand the Bible, you must first parse it into two categories...

THAT which EVERYONE SAW

THAT which NOBODY except a handful of Chosen liars saw.


Take, for example, Exodus. Here we have this magic staff... that nobody ever observes do magic....

After the Israelites cross the Sea of Reeds at low tide, the Amalek attack. There is something EVERYONE saw. WHAT did they see??

They saw Moses run up a hill like a coward while only the LEVITES fight the Amalek. The Bible says Moses is a LEVITE. His acts there suggest otherwise.... and the staff doesn't have ANY POWER AT ALL....

Ditto with Jesus... all of his "miracles" are observed by the Disciples and nobody else.... and when given a trial, a public forum which EVERYONE SAW, the guy couldn't heal a hangnail...


Let's summarize....

1. the only demographic to observe Jesus when he lived, Jews, reject him and consider him a fraud
2. when the "authorities" show up, the Disciples bolt.... instead of standing firm by the "son of God"
3. when given a public trial, this guy shows NOTHING, not even a witness who claims he was healed.
4. when crucified, Jesus is still obligated to care for 5k people who gave him "everything" and he left them with nothing
5. when put in a popularity contest with a murderer, the "Son of God" loses... shouldn't he have been popular if he really was healing all those folks who didn't show up to the trial???

did you pass junior high school and high school literature class-----or were
you placed in the "remedial reading room"??? Did you, AT LEAST,
read the classic comic version of the ILIAD? ODYSSEY?

 

[ding]

 

[ding]

The Bible is not a "fairy tale," it is rather an embellishment of real events...

To understand the Bible, you must first parse it into two categories...

THAT which EVERYONE SAW

THAT which NOBODY except a handful of Chosen liars saw.


Take, for example, Exodus. Here we have this magic staff... that nobody ever observes do magic....

After the Israelites cross the Sea of Reeds at low tide, the Amalek attack. There is something EVERYONE saw. WHAT did they see??

They saw Moses run up a hill like a coward while only the LEVITES fight the Amalek. The Bible says Moses is a LEVITE. His acts there suggest otherwise.... and the staff doesn't have ANY POWER AT ALL....

Ditto with Jesus... all of his "miracles" are observed by the Disciples and nobody else.... and when given a trial, a public forum which EVERYONE SAW, the guy couldn't heal a hangnail...


Let's summarize....

1. the only demographic to observe Jesus when he lived, Jews, reject him and consider him a fraud
2. when the "authorities" show up, the Disciples bolt.... instead of standing firm by the "son of God"
3. when given a public trial, this guy shows NOTHING, not even a witness who claims he was healed.
4. when crucified, Jesus is still obligated to care for 5k people who gave him "everything" and he left them with nothing
5. when put in a popularity contest with a murderer, the "Son of God" loses... shouldn't he have been popular if he really was healing all those folks who didn't show up to the trial???

>24,000 written manuscripts say otherwise.

 

[Taz]

The Bible is not a "fairy tale," it is rather an embellishment of real events...

To understand the Bible, you must first parse it into two categories...

THAT which EVERYONE SAW

THAT which NOBODY except a handful of Chosen liars saw.


Take, for example, Exodus. Here we have this magic staff... that nobody ever observes do magic....

After the Israelites cross the Sea of Reeds at low tide, the Amalek attack. There is something EVERYONE saw. WHAT did they see??

They saw Moses run up a hill like a coward while only the LEVITES fight the Amalek. The Bible says Moses is a LEVITE. His acts there suggest otherwise.... and the staff doesn't have ANY POWER AT ALL....

Ditto with Jesus... all of his "miracles" are observed by the Disciples and nobody else.... and when given a trial, a public forum which EVERYONE SAW, the guy couldn't heal a hangnail...


Let's summarize....

1. the only demographic to observe Jesus when he lived, Jews, reject him and consider him a fraud
2. when the "authorities" show up, the Disciples bolt.... instead of standing firm by the "son of God"
3. when given a public trial, this guy shows NOTHING, not even a witness who claims he was healed.
4. when crucified, Jesus is still obligated to care for 5k people who gave him "everything" and he left them with nothing
5. when put in a popularity contest with a murderer, the "Son of God" loses... shouldn't he have been popular if he really was healing all those folks who didn't show up to the trial???

>24,000 written manuscripts say otherwise.

24,000 copies of a bad joke is still a bad joke. You get that, right?

 

[hobelim]

The Bible is not a "fairy tale," it is rather an embellishment of real events...

To understand the Bible, you must first parse it into two categories...

THAT which EVERYONE SAW

THAT which NOBODY except a handful of Chosen liars saw.


Take, for example, Exodus. Here we have this magic staff... that nobody ever observes do magic....

After the Israelites cross the Sea of Reeds at low tide, the Amalek attack. There is something EVERYONE saw. WHAT did they see??

They saw Moses run up a hill like a coward while only the LEVITES fight the Amalek. The Bible says Moses is a LEVITE. His acts there suggest otherwise.... and the staff doesn't have ANY POWER AT ALL....

Ditto with Jesus... all of his "miracles" are observed by the Disciples and nobody else.... and when given a trial, a public forum which EVERYONE SAW, the guy couldn't heal a hangnail...


Let's summarize....

1. the only demographic to observe Jesus when he lived, Jews, reject him and consider him a fraud
2. when the "authorities" show up, the Disciples bolt.... instead of standing firm by the "son of God"
3. when given a public trial, this guy shows NOTHING, not even a witness who claims he was healed.
4. when crucified, Jesus is still obligated to care for 5k people who gave him "everything" and he left them with nothing
5. when put in a popularity contest with a murderer, the "Son of God" loses... shouldn't he have been popular if he really was healing all those folks who didn't show up to the trial???

lol....

Any book of stories that starts with "In the beginning" which amounts to "Once upon a time" and then proceeds to introduce a talking snake is exactly like a fairy tale or fable even if loosely based on actual events.

You really need to take another approach if you ever hope to understand what the stories are actually about.

Sure the books are full of fantastical stories, mythological creatures, and glaring contradictions but they are intentionally included to inspire rational thinking, like a giant X on a treasure map which marks the exact place where something of great value was buried and hidden.

Why wonder why everyone ran away when Jesus was arrested. Isn't it obvious? You should rather ask how the claim that Jesus ascended into heaven in full view of his enemies until even his friends lost sight of him when he was obscured behind a cloud could possibly be true.

If all you want to do is punch holes in the stories there are plenty of holes to punch but if thats as deep as you can think you will never find the treasures hidden and in the process you will only succeed in making yourself look and feel extremely stupid..

ask Taz.

 

[Taz]

The Bible is not a "fairy tale," it is rather an embellishment of real events...

To understand the Bible, you must first parse it into two categories...

THAT which EVERYONE SAW

THAT which NOBODY except a handful of Chosen liars saw.


Take, for example, Exodus. Here we have this magic staff... that nobody ever observes do magic....

After the Israelites cross the Sea of Reeds at low tide, the Amalek attack. There is something EVERYONE saw. WHAT did they see??

They saw Moses run up a hill like a coward while only the LEVITES fight the Amalek. The Bible says Moses is a LEVITE. His acts there suggest otherwise.... and the staff doesn't have ANY POWER AT ALL....

Ditto with Jesus... all of his "miracles" are observed by the Disciples and nobody else.... and when given a trial, a public forum which EVERYONE SAW, the guy couldn't heal a hangnail...


Let's summarize....

1. the only demographic to observe Jesus when he lived, Jews, reject him and consider him a fraud
2. when the "authorities" show up, the Disciples bolt.... instead of standing firm by the "son of God"
3. when given a public trial, this guy shows NOTHING, not even a witness who claims he was healed.
4. when crucified, Jesus is still obligated to care for 5k people who gave him "everything" and he left them with nothing
5. when put in a popularity contest with a murderer, the "Son of God" loses... shouldn't he have been popular if he really was healing all those folks who didn't show up to the trial???

lol....

Any book of stories that starts with "In the beginning" which amounts to "Once upon a time" and then proceeds to introduce a talking snake is exactly like a fairy tale or fable even if loosely based on actual events.

You really need to take another approach if you ever hope to understand what the stories are actually about.

Sure the books are full of fantastical stories, mythological creatures, and glaring contradictions but they are intentionally included to inspire rational thinking, like a giant X on a treasure map marks the exact place where something of great value was buried and hidden.

If all you want to do is punch holes in the stories there are plenty of holes to punch but if thats as deep as you can think you will never find the treasures hidden and in the process you will only succeed in making yourself look and feel extremely stupid..

ask Taz.

I read The Hobbit, there's way more hidden meaning in it than in the bible. A better ending too.

 

[hobelim]

The Bible is not a "fairy tale," it is rather an embellishment of real events...

To understand the Bible, you must first parse it into two categories...

THAT which EVERYONE SAW

THAT which NOBODY except a handful of Chosen liars saw.


Take, for example, Exodus. Here we have this magic staff... that nobody ever observes do magic....

After the Israelites cross the Sea of Reeds at low tide, the Amalek attack. There is something EVERYONE saw. WHAT did they see??

They saw Moses run up a hill like a coward while only the LEVITES fight the Amalek. The Bible says Moses is a LEVITE. His acts there suggest otherwise.... and the staff doesn't have ANY POWER AT ALL....

Ditto with Jesus... all of his "miracles" are observed by the Disciples and nobody else.... and when given a trial, a public forum which EVERYONE SAW, the guy couldn't heal a hangnail...


Let's summarize....

1. the only demographic to observe Jesus when he lived, Jews, reject him and consider him a fraud
2. when the "authorities" show up, the Disciples bolt.... instead of standing firm by the "son of God"
3. when given a public trial, this guy shows NOTHING, not even a witness who claims he was healed.
4. when crucified, Jesus is still obligated to care for 5k people who gave him "everything" and he left them with nothing
5. when put in a popularity contest with a murderer, the "Son of God" loses... shouldn't he have been popular if he really was healing all those folks who didn't show up to the trial???

lol....

Any book of stories that starts with "In the beginning" which amounts to "Once upon a time" and then proceeds to introduce a talking snake is exactly like a fairy tale or fable even if loosely based on actual events.

You really need to take another approach if you ever hope to understand what the stories are actually about.

Sure the books are full of fantastical stories, mythological creatures, and glaring contradictions but they are intentionally included to inspire rational thinking, like a giant X on a treasure map marks the exact place where something of great value was buried and hidden.

If all you want to do is punch holes in the stories there are plenty of holes to punch but if thats as deep as you can think you will never find the treasures hidden and in the process you will only succeed in making yourself look and feel extremely stupid..

ask Taz.

I read The Hobbit, there's way more hidden meaning in it than in the bible. A better ending too.

lol.... You said that you never got past the story of Noah...How would you know about how the story ends?

Let me help you out.

Everything gets very scary until superjew comes down from the sky and defeats all of the bad guys, resurrects the dead, frees all of the prisoners of the devil, and puts an end to death and hades forever and ever and ever amen.. Hooray!

Then the divine light will shine on all people and nations, darkness will be no more and God himself will wipe away all tears and everyone whose name is written in the book of life gets to live happily ever after.

 

[ding]

The Bible is not a "fairy tale," it is rather an embellishment of real events...

To understand the Bible, you must first parse it into two categories...

THAT which EVERYONE SAW

THAT which NOBODY except a handful of Chosen liars saw.


Take, for example, Exodus. Here we have this magic staff... that nobody ever observes do magic....

After the Israelites cross the Sea of Reeds at low tide, the Amalek attack. There is something EVERYONE saw. WHAT did they see??

They saw Moses run up a hill like a coward while only the LEVITES fight the Amalek. The Bible says Moses is a LEVITE. His acts there suggest otherwise.... and the staff doesn't have ANY POWER AT ALL....

Ditto with Jesus... all of his "miracles" are observed by the Disciples and nobody else.... and when given a trial, a public forum which EVERYONE SAW, the guy couldn't heal a hangnail...


Let's summarize....

1. the only demographic to observe Jesus when he lived, Jews, reject him and consider him a fraud
2. when the "authorities" show up, the Disciples bolt.... instead of standing firm by the "son of God"
3. when given a public trial, this guy shows NOTHING, not even a witness who claims he was healed.
4. when crucified, Jesus is still obligated to care for 5k people who gave him "everything" and he left them with nothing
5. when put in a popularity contest with a murderer, the "Son of God" loses... shouldn't he have been popular if he really was healing all those folks who didn't show up to the trial???

>24,000 written manuscripts say otherwise.

24,000 copies of a bad joke is still a bad joke. You get that, right?

No joke. The foundation of western civilization.

 

[Taz]

The Bible is not a "fairy tale," it is rather an embellishment of real events...

To understand the Bible, you must first parse it into two categories...

THAT which EVERYONE SAW

THAT which NOBODY except a handful of Chosen liars saw.


Take, for example, Exodus. Here we have this magic staff... that nobody ever observes do magic....

After the Israelites cross the Sea of Reeds at low tide, the Amalek attack. There is something EVERYONE saw. WHAT did they see??

They saw Moses run up a hill like a coward while only the LEVITES fight the Amalek. The Bible says Moses is a LEVITE. His acts there suggest otherwise.... and the staff doesn't have ANY POWER AT ALL....

Ditto with Jesus... all of his "miracles" are observed by the Disciples and nobody else.... and when given a trial, a public forum which EVERYONE SAW, the guy couldn't heal a hangnail...


Let's summarize....

1. the only demographic to observe Jesus when he lived, Jews, reject him and consider him a fraud
2. when the "authorities" show up, the Disciples bolt.... instead of standing firm by the "son of God"
3. when given a public trial, this guy shows NOTHING, not even a witness who claims he was healed.
4. when crucified, Jesus is still obligated to care for 5k people who gave him "everything" and he left them with nothing
5. when put in a popularity contest with a murderer, the "Son of God" loses... shouldn't he have been popular if he really was healing all those folks who didn't show up to the trial???

lol....

Any book of stories that starts with "In the beginning" which amounts to "Once upon a time" and then proceeds to introduce a talking snake is exactly like a fairy tale or fable even if loosely based on actual events.

You really need to take another approach if you ever hope to understand what the stories are actually about.

Sure the books are full of fantastical stories, mythological creatures, and glaring contradictions but they are intentionally included to inspire rational thinking, like a giant X on a treasure map marks the exact place where something of great value was buried and hidden.

If all you want to do is punch holes in the stories there are plenty of holes to punch but if thats as deep as you can think you will never find the treasures hidden and in the process you will only succeed in making yourself look and feel extremely stupid..

ask Taz.

I read The Hobbit, there's way more hidden meaning in it than in the bible. A better ending too.

lol.... You said that you never got past the story of Noah...How would you know about the story ends?

Let me help you out.

Everything gets very scary until superjew comes down from the sky and defeats all of the bad guys, resurrects the dead, frees all of the prisoners of the devil, and puts an end to death and hades forever and ever and ever amen.. Hooray!

Then the divine light will shine on all people and nations, darkness will be no more and God himself will wipe away all tears and everyone whose name is written in the book of life gets to live happily ever after.

The problem is, you actually believe that to be true.

 

[Taz]

The Bible is not a "fairy tale," it is rather an embellishment of real events...

To understand the Bible, you must first parse it into two categories...

THAT which EVERYONE SAW

THAT which NOBODY except a handful of Chosen liars saw.


Take, for example, Exodus. Here we have this magic staff... that nobody ever observes do magic....

After the Israelites cross the Sea of Reeds at low tide, the Amalek attack. There is something EVERYONE saw. WHAT did they see??

They saw Moses run up a hill like a coward while only the LEVITES fight the Amalek. The Bible says Moses is a LEVITE. His acts there suggest otherwise.... and the staff doesn't have ANY POWER AT ALL....

Ditto with Jesus... all of his "miracles" are observed by the Disciples and nobody else.... and when given a trial, a public forum which EVERYONE SAW, the guy couldn't heal a hangnail...


Let's summarize....

1. the only demographic to observe Jesus when he lived, Jews, reject him and consider him a fraud
2. when the "authorities" show up, the Disciples bolt.... instead of standing firm by the "son of God"
3. when given a public trial, this guy shows NOTHING, not even a witness who claims he was healed.
4. when crucified, Jesus is still obligated to care for 5k people who gave him "everything" and he left them with nothing
5. when put in a popularity contest with a murderer, the "Son of God" loses... shouldn't he have been popular if he really was healing all those folks who didn't show up to the trial???

>24,000 written manuscripts say otherwise.

24,000 copies of a bad joke is still a bad joke. You get that, right?

No joke. The foundation of western civilization.

And look at the state of it.

 

[hobelim]

The Bible is not a "fairy tale," it is rather an embellishment of real events...

To understand the Bible, you must first parse it into two categories...

THAT which EVERYONE SAW

THAT which NOBODY except a handful of Chosen liars saw.


Take, for example, Exodus. Here we have this magic staff... that nobody ever observes do magic....

After the Israelites cross the Sea of Reeds at low tide, the Amalek attack. There is something EVERYONE saw. WHAT did they see??

They saw Moses run up a hill like a coward while only the LEVITES fight the Amalek. The Bible says Moses is a LEVITE. His acts there suggest otherwise.... and the staff doesn't have ANY POWER AT ALL....

Ditto with Jesus... all of his "miracles" are observed by the Disciples and nobody else.... and when given a trial, a public forum which EVERYONE SAW, the guy couldn't heal a hangnail...


Let's summarize....

1. the only demographic to observe Jesus when he lived, Jews, reject him and consider him a fraud
2. when the "authorities" show up, the Disciples bolt.... instead of standing firm by the "son of God"
3. when given a public trial, this guy shows NOTHING, not even a witness who claims he was healed.
4. when crucified, Jesus is still obligated to care for 5k people who gave him "everything" and he left them with nothing
5. when put in a popularity contest with a murderer, the "Son of God" loses... shouldn't he have been popular if he really was healing all those folks who didn't show up to the trial???

>24,000 written manuscripts say otherwise.

24,000 copies of a bad joke is still a bad joke. You get that, right?

No joke. The foundation of western civilization.

Scary isn't it?

Imagine if people have had the entire story all wrong from the beginning? What if all of our laws are based on a perverse and ignorant misinterpretations of biblical teachings?


Wouldn't that be fucked up?


Guess what...........

 

[Taz]

The Bible is not a "fairy tale," it is rather an embellishment of real events...

To understand the Bible, you must first parse it into two categories...

THAT which EVERYONE SAW

THAT which NOBODY except a handful of Chosen liars saw.


Take, for example, Exodus. Here we have this magic staff... that nobody ever observes do magic....

After the Israelites cross the Sea of Reeds at low tide, the Amalek attack. There is something EVERYONE saw. WHAT did they see??

They saw Moses run up a hill like a coward while only the LEVITES fight the Amalek. The Bible says Moses is a LEVITE. His acts there suggest otherwise.... and the staff doesn't have ANY POWER AT ALL....

Ditto with Jesus... all of his "miracles" are observed by the Disciples and nobody else.... and when given a trial, a public forum which EVERYONE SAW, the guy couldn't heal a hangnail...


Let's summarize....

1. the only demographic to observe Jesus when he lived, Jews, reject him and consider him a fraud
2. when the "authorities" show up, the Disciples bolt.... instead of standing firm by the "son of God"
3. when given a public trial, this guy shows NOTHING, not even a witness who claims he was healed.
4. when crucified, Jesus is still obligated to care for 5k people who gave him "everything" and he left them with nothing
5. when put in a popularity contest with a murderer, the "Son of God" loses... shouldn't he have been popular if he really was healing all those folks who didn't show up to the trial???

>24,000 written manuscripts say otherwise.

24,000 copies of a bad joke is still a bad joke. You get that, right?

No joke. The foundation of western civilization.

Scary isn't it?

Imagine if people have had the entire story all wrong from the beginning? What if all of our laws are based on a perverse and ignorant misinterpretations of biblical teachings?


Wouldn't that be fucked up?


Guess what...........

You ARE fucked up?

 

[hobelim]

The Bible is not a "fairy tale," it is rather an embellishment of real events...

To understand the Bible, you must first parse it into two categories...

THAT which EVERYONE SAW

THAT which NOBODY except a handful of Chosen liars saw.


Take, for example, Exodus. Here we have this magic staff... that nobody ever observes do magic....

After the Israelites cross the Sea of Reeds at low tide, the Amalek attack. There is something EVERYONE saw. WHAT did they see??

They saw Moses run up a hill like a coward while only the LEVITES fight the Amalek. The Bible says Moses is a LEVITE. His acts there suggest otherwise.... and the staff doesn't have ANY POWER AT ALL....

Ditto with Jesus... all of his "miracles" are observed by the Disciples and nobody else.... and when given a trial, a public forum which EVERYONE SAW, the guy couldn't heal a hangnail...


Let's summarize....

1. the only demographic to observe Jesus when he lived, Jews, reject him and consider him a fraud
2. when the "authorities" show up, the Disciples bolt.... instead of standing firm by the "son of God"
3. when given a public trial, this guy shows NOTHING, not even a witness who claims he was healed.
4. when crucified, Jesus is still obligated to care for 5k people who gave him "everything" and he left them with nothing
5. when put in a popularity contest with a murderer, the "Son of God" loses... shouldn't he have been popular if he really was healing all those folks who didn't show up to the trial???

>24,000 written manuscripts say otherwise.

24,000 copies of a bad joke is still a bad joke. You get that, right?

No joke. The foundation of western civilization.

Scary isn't it?

Imagine if people have had the entire story all wrong from the beginning? What if all of our laws are based on a perverse and ignorant misinterpretations of biblical teachings?


Wouldn't that be fucked up?


Guess what...........

You ARE fucked up?

lol..

Yeah yeah, thats what they all say....

 

[hobelim]

The Bible is not a "fairy tale," it is rather an embellishment of real events...

To understand the Bible, you must first parse it into two categories...

THAT which EVERYONE SAW

THAT which NOBODY except a handful of Chosen liars saw.


Take, for example, Exodus. Here we have this magic staff... that nobody ever observes do magic....

After the Israelites cross the Sea of Reeds at low tide, the Amalek attack. There is something EVERYONE saw. WHAT did they see??

They saw Moses run up a hill like a coward while only the LEVITES fight the Amalek. The Bible says Moses is a LEVITE. His acts there suggest otherwise.... and the staff doesn't have ANY POWER AT ALL....

Ditto with Jesus... all of his "miracles" are observed by the Disciples and nobody else.... and when given a trial, a public forum which EVERYONE SAW, the guy couldn't heal a hangnail...


Let's summarize....

1. the only demographic to observe Jesus when he lived, Jews, reject him and consider him a fraud
2. when the "authorities" show up, the Disciples bolt.... instead of standing firm by the "son of God"
3. when given a public trial, this guy shows NOTHING, not even a witness who claims he was healed.
4. when crucified, Jesus is still obligated to care for 5k people who gave him "everything" and he left them with nothing
5. when put in a popularity contest with a murderer, the "Son of God" loses... shouldn't he have been popular if he really was healing all those folks who didn't show up to the trial???

lol....

Any book of stories that starts with "In the beginning" which amounts to "Once upon a time" and then proceeds to introduce a talking snake is exactly like a fairy tale or fable even if loosely based on actual events.

You really need to take another approach if you ever hope to understand what the stories are actually about.

Sure the books are full of fantastical stories, mythological creatures, and glaring contradictions but they are intentionally included to inspire rational thinking, like a giant X on a treasure map marks the exact place where something of great value was buried and hidden.

If all you want to do is punch holes in the stories there are plenty of holes to punch but if thats as deep as you can think you will never find the treasures hidden and in the process you will only succeed in making yourself look and feel extremely stupid..

ask Taz.

I read The Hobbit, there's way more hidden meaning in it than in the bible. A better ending too.

lol.... You said that you never got past the story of Noah...How would you know about the story ends?

Let me help you out.

Everything gets very scary until superjew comes down from the sky and defeats all of the bad guys, resurrects the dead, frees all of the prisoners of the devil, and puts an end to death and hades forever and ever and ever amen.. Hooray!

Then the divine light will shine on all people and nations, darkness will be no more and God himself will wipe away all tears and everyone whose name is written in the book of life gets to live happily ever after.

The problem is, you actually believe that to be true.

Of course I believe its true. I have no choice but to believe. I'm already living happily ever after...

The only problem which really isn't a problem is the hologram that people will be living in for the next thousand years hasn't be initiated yet....

Loose ends are being tidied up......Tares are being tied up in bundles for burning..

The plowman is overtaking the reaper; the treader of grapes is overtaking him that soweth the seed.

 

[Taz]

The Bible is not a "fairy tale," it is rather an embellishment of real events...

To understand the Bible, you must first parse it into two categories...

THAT which EVERYONE SAW

THAT which NOBODY except a handful of Chosen liars saw.


Take, for example, Exodus. Here we have this magic staff... that nobody ever observes do magic....

After the Israelites cross the Sea of Reeds at low tide, the Amalek attack. There is something EVERYONE saw. WHAT did they see??

They saw Moses run up a hill like a coward while only the LEVITES fight the Amalek. The Bible says Moses is a LEVITE. His acts there suggest otherwise.... and the staff doesn't have ANY POWER AT ALL....

Ditto with Jesus... all of his "miracles" are observed by the Disciples and nobody else.... and when given a trial, a public forum which EVERYONE SAW, the guy couldn't heal a hangnail...


Let's summarize....

1. the only demographic to observe Jesus when he lived, Jews, reject him and consider him a fraud
2. when the "authorities" show up, the Disciples bolt.... instead of standing firm by the "son of God"
3. when given a public trial, this guy shows NOTHING, not even a witness who claims he was healed.
4. when crucified, Jesus is still obligated to care for 5k people who gave him "everything" and he left them with nothing
5. when put in a popularity contest with a murderer, the "Son of God" loses... shouldn't he have been popular if he really was healing all those folks who didn't show up to the trial???

lol....

Any book of stories that starts with "In the beginning" which amounts to "Once upon a time" and then proceeds to introduce a talking snake is exactly like a fairy tale or fable even if loosely based on actual events.

You really need to take another approach if you ever hope to understand what the stories are actually about.

Sure the books are full of fantastical stories, mythological creatures, and glaring contradictions but they are intentionally included to inspire rational thinking, like a giant X on a treasure map marks the exact place where something of great value was buried and hidden.

If all you want to do is punch holes in the stories there are plenty of holes to punch but if thats as deep as you can think you will never find the treasures hidden and in the process you will only succeed in making yourself look and feel extremely stupid..

ask Taz.

I read The Hobbit, there's way more hidden meaning in it than in the bible. A better ending too.

lol.... You said that you never got past the story of Noah...How would you know about the story ends?

Let me help you out.

Everything gets very scary until superjew comes down from the sky and defeats all of the bad guys, resurrects the dead, frees all of the prisoners of the devil, and puts an end to death and hades forever and ever and ever amen.. Hooray!

Then the divine light will shine on all people and nations, darkness will be no more and God himself will wipe away all tears and everyone whose name is written in the book of life gets to live happily ever after.

The problem is, you actually believe that to be true.

Of course I believe its true. I have no choice but to believe. I'm already living happily ever after...

The only problem which really isn't a problem is the hologram that people will be living in for the next thousand years hasn't be initiated yet....

Loose ends are being tidied up......Tares are being tied up in bundles for burning..

the treader of grapes is overtaking him that soweth the seed.

You base your whole existence on a fake nothing burger. You've never proven any part of a being in another dimension. It's like believing in Santa Claus, but with no presents.

 

[hobelim]

lol....

Any book of stories that starts with "In the beginning" which amounts to "Once upon a time" and then proceeds to introduce a talking snake is exactly like a fairy tale or fable even if loosely based on actual events.

You really need to take another approach if you ever hope to understand what the stories are actually about.

Sure the books are full of fantastical stories, mythological creatures, and glaring contradictions but they are intentionally included to inspire rational thinking, like a giant X on a treasure map marks the exact place where something of great value was buried and hidden.

If all you want to do is punch holes in the stories there are plenty of holes to punch but if thats as deep as you can think you will never find the treasures hidden and in the process you will only succeed in making yourself look and feel extremely stupid..

ask Taz.

I read The Hobbit, there's way more hidden meaning in it than in the bible. A better ending too.

lol.... You said that you never got past the story of Noah...How would you know about the story ends?

Let me help you out.

Everything gets very scary until superjew comes down from the sky and defeats all of the bad guys, resurrects the dead, frees all of the prisoners of the devil, and puts an end to death and hades forever and ever and ever amen.. Hooray!

Then the divine light will shine on all people and nations, darkness will be no more and God himself will wipe away all tears and everyone whose name is written in the book of life gets to live happily ever after.

The problem is, you actually believe that to be true.

Of course I believe its true. I have no choice but to believe. I'm already living happily ever after...

The only problem which really isn't a problem is the hologram that people will be living in for the next thousand years hasn't be initiated yet....

Loose ends are being tidied up......Tares are being tied up in bundles for burning..

the treader of grapes is overtaking him that soweth the seed.

You base your whole existence on a fake nothing burger. You've never proven any part of a being in another dimension. It's like believing in Santa Claus, but with no presents.

You have it all backwards. Your whole existence is based on a nothing burger. No God, no proof, no understanding, no truth, no nothing,, just endless winding sounds of never ending questions.

I am enjoying an unfettered existence in the world above, you are stuck like a prisoner in the world below.

I do not share your confusion, I don't suffer your doubts, I don't have any questions, I already know what the truth is.

I am proof of living beings existing in another dimension that has nothing in common with the darkness, pain, and confusion in the void where you reside.