Anathema
Crotchety Olde Man
I feel like there is so much to life that you have missed. Like having sex 3 times in one day on a couple retreat to only get drunk and do it once more. Or splooging in your wifes face.
I haven't missed anything thst I need. I'd honestly rather cuddle most of the time any way. I find it creates a far deeper bond with far less mess to deal with afterwards.