Yes or No?

[ChrisL]

Sure! You?

Not that I can recall. So I'm going to say no.

Have you ever covered you computer desk with duck tape?

Oh yeah, I do that all the time.

Have you ever been hit by a car?

Yes.

She hit me and knocked me about 20 yards through the air and I landed on the railroad tracks. And she stopped, looked at me and asked if I was OK. I was still checking myself out to see if I was hurt bad and she just took off.

I was OK but my Schwinn was trashed. I had to drag it about a quarter mile home because both of the wheels were bent beyond any hope of repair. Bicycle wheels should not look like the letter "L". Nor should the frame.

Do you remember your first real kiss?

Yup! Have you ever hitchhiked?

Yes. I was on my way home from jail and some psychopath turned around and drove me about 25 miles home.

Do you like rabbits?

Of course.

Do you like cats?

 

[Muhammed]

Not that I can recall. So I'm going to say no.

Have you ever covered you computer desk with duck tape?

Oh yeah, I do that all the time.

Have you ever been hit by a car?

Yes.

She hit me and knocked me about 20 yards through the air and I landed on the railroad tracks. And she stopped, looked at me and asked if I was OK. I was still checking myself out to see if I was hurt bad and she just took off.

I was OK but my Schwinn was trashed. I had to drag it about a quarter mile home because both of the wheels were bent beyond any hope of repair. Bicycle wheels should not look like the letter "L". Nor should the frame.

Do you remember your first real kiss?

Yup! Have you ever hitchhiked?

Yes. I was on my way home from jail and some psychopath turned around and drove me about 25 miles home.

Do you like rabbits?

Of course.

Do you like cats?

Yes.

Do you like really loud guitars?

 

[ChrisL]

Oh yeah, I do that all the time.

Have you ever been hit by a car?

Yes.

She hit me and knocked me about 20 yards through the air and I landed on the railroad tracks. And she stopped, looked at me and asked if I was OK. I was still checking myself out to see if I was hurt bad and she just took off.

I was OK but my Schwinn was trashed. I had to drag it about a quarter mile home because both of the wheels were bent beyond any hope of repair. Bicycle wheels should not look like the letter "L". Nor should the frame.

Do you remember your first real kiss?

Yup! Have you ever hitchhiked?

Yes. I was on my way home from jail and some psychopath turned around and drove me about 25 miles home.

Do you like rabbits?

Of course.

Do you like cats?

Yes.

Do you like really loud guitars?

Yes. I like loud rocking music!

Do you have any pets?

 

[Muhammed]

Yes.

She hit me and knocked me about 20 yards through the air and I landed on the railroad tracks. And she stopped, looked at me and asked if I was OK. I was still checking myself out to see if I was hurt bad and she just took off.

I was OK but my Schwinn was trashed. I had to drag it about a quarter mile home because both of the wheels were bent beyond any hope of repair. Bicycle wheels should not look like the letter "L". Nor should the frame.

Do you remember your first real kiss?

Yup! Have you ever hitchhiked?

Yes. I was on my way home from jail and some psychopath turned around and drove me about 25 miles home.

Do you like rabbits?

Of course.

Do you like cats?

Yes.

Do you like really loud guitars?

Yes. I like loud rocking music!

Do you have any pets?

No. Not right now.

Do you have any Led Zeppelin albums?

 

[ChrisL]

Yup! Have you ever hitchhiked?

Yes. I was on my way home from jail and some psychopath turned around and drove me about 25 miles home.

Do you like rabbits?

Of course.

Do you like cats?

Yes.

Do you like really loud guitars?

Yes. I like loud rocking music!

Do you have any pets?

No. Not right now.

Do you have any Led Zeppelin albums?

I have a couple of LZ CDs.

Do you like heavy metal?

 

[Muhammed]

Yes. I was on my way home from jail and some psychopath turned around and drove me about 25 miles home.

Do you like rabbits?

Of course.

Do you like cats?

Yes.

Do you like really loud guitars?

Yes. I like loud rocking music!

Do you have any pets?

No. Not right now.

Do you have any Led Zeppelin albums?

I have a couple of LZ CDs.

Do you like heavy metal?

Yes.

Do you like round wound bass strings or flat wound bass strings?

 

[ChrisL]

Of course.

Do you like cats?

Yes.

Do you like really loud guitars?

Yes. I like loud rocking music!

Do you have any pets?

No. Not right now.

Do you have any Led Zeppelin albums?

I have a couple of LZ CDs.

Do you like heavy metal?

Yes.

Do you like round wound bass strings or flat wound bass strings?

I don't even know what that means! I don't play bass. Lol. I just like music.

Do you eat candy?

 

[Muhammed]

Yes.

Do you like really loud guitars?

Yes. I like loud rocking music!

Do you have any pets?

No. Not right now.

Do you have any Led Zeppelin albums?

I have a couple of LZ CDs.

Do you like heavy metal?

Yes.

Do you like round wound bass strings or flat wound bass strings?

I don't even know what that means! I don't play bass. Lol. I just like music.

Do you eat candy?

I ate Candy's pussy a long time ago.

Have you ever smashed an ant with your foot?

 

[ChrisL]

Yes. I like loud rocking music!

Do you have any pets?

No. Not right now.

Do you have any Led Zeppelin albums?

I have a couple of LZ CDs.

Do you like heavy metal?

Yes.

Do you like round wound bass strings or flat wound bass strings?

I don't even know what that means! I don't play bass. Lol. I just like music.

Do you eat candy?

I ate Candy's pussy a long time ago.

Have you ever smashed an ant with your foot?

Yes and with my fingers. I don't like ants. Nasty little critters.

Do you watch reality shows?

 

[Muhammed]

No. Not right now.

Do you have any Led Zeppelin albums?

I have a couple of LZ CDs.

Do you like heavy metal?

Yes.

Do you like round wound bass strings or flat wound bass strings?

I don't even know what that means! I don't play bass. Lol. I just like music.

Do you eat candy?

I ate Candy's pussy a long time ago.

Have you ever smashed an ant with your foot?

Yes and with my fingers. I don't like ants. Nasty little critters.

Do you watch reality shows?

Yes.

The first 48 and practically everything on the Discovery ID channel. And movies about serial killers.

Did you ever growl at someone?

 

[ChrisL]

I have a couple of LZ CDs.

Do you like heavy metal?

Yes.

Do you like round wound bass strings or flat wound bass strings?

I don't even know what that means! I don't play bass. Lol. I just like music.

Do you eat candy?

I ate Candy's pussy a long time ago.

Have you ever smashed an ant with your foot?

Yes and with my fingers. I don't like ants. Nasty little critters.

Do you watch reality shows?

Yes.

The first 48 and practically everything on the Discovery ID channel. And movies about serial killers.

Did you ever growl at someone?

No. Lol. Do you like to cook?

 

[Muhammed]

Yes.

Do you like round wound bass strings or flat wound bass strings?

I don't even know what that means! I don't play bass. Lol. I just like music.

Do you eat candy?

I ate Candy's pussy a long time ago.

Have you ever smashed an ant with your foot?

Yes and with my fingers. I don't like ants. Nasty little critters.

Do you watch reality shows?

Yes.

The first 48 and practically everything on the Discovery ID channel. And movies about serial killers.

Did you ever growl at someone?

No. Lol. Do you like to cook?

YES!

I love to cook. And according to everyone I am very good at it.

Do you like good food?

 

[ChrisL]

I don't even know what that means! I don't play bass. Lol. I just like music.

Do you eat candy?

I ate Candy's pussy a long time ago.

Have you ever smashed an ant with your foot?

Yes and with my fingers. I don't like ants. Nasty little critters.

Do you watch reality shows?

Yes.

The first 48 and practically everything on the Discovery ID channel. And movies about serial killers.

Did you ever growl at someone?

No. Lol. Do you like to cook?

YES!

I love to cook. And according to everyone I am very good at it.

Do you like good food?

No, I hate good food. Of course I like good food! Lol.

Do you drink coffee?

 

[Muhammed]

I ate Candy's pussy a long time ago.

Have you ever smashed an ant with your foot?

Yes and with my fingers. I don't like ants. Nasty little critters.

Do you watch reality shows?

Yes.

The first 48 and practically everything on the Discovery ID channel. And movies about serial killers.

Did you ever growl at someone?

No. Lol. Do you like to cook?

YES!

I love to cook. And according to everyone I am very good at it.

Do you like good food?

No, I hate good food. Of course I like good food! Lol.

Do you drink coffee?

Rarely anymore. I used to slam about 2 pots of coffee a day when my kids were teenagers.

Did you ever do a 360 in a Trans Am?

 

[ChrisL]

Yes and with my fingers. I don't like ants. Nasty little critters.

Do you watch reality shows?

Yes.

The first 48 and practically everything on the Discovery ID channel. And movies about serial killers.

Did you ever growl at someone?

No. Lol. Do you like to cook?

YES!

I love to cook. And according to everyone I am very good at it.

Do you like good food?

No, I hate good food. Of course I like good food! Lol.

Do you drink coffee?

Rarely anymore. I used to slam about 2 pots of coffee a day when my kids were teenagers.

Did you ever do a 360 in a Trans Am?

No. I'm not a race car driver. I've driven a Trans Am, but it didn't go 360 MPH.

You?

 

[Muhammed]

Yes.

The first 48 and practically everything on the Discovery ID channel. And movies about serial killers.

Did you ever growl at someone?

No. Lol. Do you like to cook?

YES!

I love to cook. And according to everyone I am very good at it.

Do you like good food?

No, I hate good food. Of course I like good food! Lol.

Do you drink coffee?

Rarely anymore. I used to slam about 2 pots of coffee a day when my kids were teenagers.

Did you ever do a 360 in a Trans Am?

No. I'm not a race car driver. I've driven a Trans Am, but it didn't go 360 MPH.

You?

I did not say 360 MPH.

Are you just trying to piss me off?

 

[ChrisL]

No. Lol. Do you like to cook?

YES!

I love to cook. And according to everyone I am very good at it.

Do you like good food?

No, I hate good food. Of course I like good food! Lol.

Do you drink coffee?

Rarely anymore. I used to slam about 2 pots of coffee a day when my kids were teenagers.

Did you ever do a 360 in a Trans Am?

No. I'm not a race car driver. I've driven a Trans Am, but it didn't go 360 MPH.

You?

I did not say 360 MPH.

Are you just trying to piss me off?

Perhaps.

 

[Muhammed]

YES!

I love to cook. And according to everyone I am very good at it.

Do you like good food?

No, I hate good food. Of course I like good food! Lol.

Do you drink coffee?

Rarely anymore. I used to slam about 2 pots of coffee a day when my kids were teenagers.

Did you ever do a 360 in a Trans Am?

No. I'm not a race car driver. I've driven a Trans Am, but it didn't go 360 MPH.

You?

I did not say 360 MPH.

Are you just trying to piss me off?

Perhaps.

You didn't say yes or no.

So I will provide a new inquiry.

Did you ever?

 

[ChrisL]

No, I hate good food. Of course I like good food! Lol.

Do you drink coffee?

Rarely anymore. I used to slam about 2 pots of coffee a day when my kids were teenagers.

Did you ever do a 360 in a Trans Am?

No. I'm not a race car driver. I've driven a Trans Am, but it didn't go 360 MPH.

You?

I did not say 360 MPH.

Are you just trying to piss me off?

Perhaps.

You didn't say yes or no.

So I will provide a new inquiry.

Did you ever?

Did I ever what?

 

[Muhammed]

...sniff a rabid snail?