College boys by law must ask permission to grab girl's butt during foreplay

well I am very insulted when a very unnatractive 300 pound woman who looks like Patty Murray grabs my ass in a public place.
 
does this mean Bill has to get permission from Huma before he grabs Hillary's ass?
..it's always been like that. That's why he was "forced" to seek relief somewhere else and then some depicted him as a womanizer.
 
A new law just passed in New York State making it illegal for a man to do things such as grab a girl's butt during foreplay without first asking if he may do so. This is only for colleges, not places outside colleges, which is strange because rape occurs more often outside campus.

My advice to parents is to instruct their sons not to have sex or even touch girls. Alternatively, they can opt for killing their own boners by asking for permission before making every little move prior to and during sex.

Thanks liberals.

Can I put my hand there New York law changes the rules of the college hook-up syracuse.com

Some of us don't need the laws or rules to tell us this sort of thing. As sex-positive as I am, living here I certainly don't need someone to tell me putting my arm affectionately around someone is inappropriate. We don't have that kind of culture. We've effectively made affection, sex, and love something to be avoided. And violence, war, and patriotism into good things.

Watching old tv as I do I'm constantly finding my eye drawn to people when they touch musing, "You don't see that any more." Hard to imagine in our litigious and sex-negative society a coach patting a student's butt for doing well. Teachers hugging a student. Or anything else of the sort. All touch now is "bad touch."
 
does this mean Bill has to get permission from Huma before he grabs Hillary's ass?
..it's always been like that. That's why he was "forced" to seek relief somewhere else and then some depicted him as a womanizer.
well what if Huma wants to grab Bills ass?
.. that's OK, women are not sexists.
and what if a "Black President" is caught staring at the ass of a hot 16 year old girl?
 
does this mean Bill has to get permission from Huma before he grabs Hillary's ass?
..it's always been like that. That's why he was "forced" to seek relief somewhere else and then some depicted him as a womanizer.
well what if Huma wants to grab Bills ass?
.. that's OK, women are not sexists.
and what if a "Black President" is caught staring at the ass of a hot 16 year old girl?
… that's OK too, he is not white privilege
 
oh, so its ok if a black man wants to grab a white ass, but not ok if a white guy wants to grab a white ass, right?
 
well I dont blame Huma for wanting to grab the asses of "Hot & Young White Males" in the white house, considering how god awful ugly her husband is, and god only knows where his scronny ass has been.
 
A new law just passed in New York State making it illegal for a man to do things such as grab a girl's butt during foreplay without first asking if he may do so. This is only for colleges, not places outside colleges, which is strange because rape occurs more often outside campus.

My advice to parents is to instruct their sons not to have sex or even touch girls. Alternatively, they can opt for killing their own boners by asking for permission before making every little move prior to and during sex.

Thanks liberals.

Can I put my hand there New York law changes the rules of the college hook-up syracuse.com
It is why I believe women should be more equal regarding pay purposes and simply bear true witness to us when it is our turn to use them.

What jobs do women and men do where the pay is unequal?

None!

But if there are, there is a decades-old law that prohibits this type of disparate treatment and a horde of lawyers chomping at the bit to take each case to court on a contingency fee basis. In other words, no problem but if there is there is a readily available remedy.

Actually these cases are easy to prove so that the near-absence of litigation proves there is no serious problem.

By the way, how many cases has the Obama administration filed against employers for unequal pay violations? Hundreds? Dozens? One? None?

I won't go into the details at this time because I plan to address this issue in a separate thread within the next several weeks.
 
A new law just passed in New York State making it illegal for a man to do things such as grab a girl's butt during foreplay without first asking if he may do so. This is only for colleges, not places outside colleges, which is strange because rape occurs more often outside campus.

My advice to parents is to instruct their sons not to have sex or even touch girls. Alternatively, they can opt for killing their own boners by asking for permission before making every little move prior to and during sex.

Thanks liberals.

Can I put my hand there New York law changes the rules of the college hook-up syracuse.com
It is why I believe women should be more equal regarding pay purposes and simply bear true witness to us when it is our turn to use them.

What jobs do women and men do where the pay is unequal?
According to some, women receive inferior pay when compared to men in the non-porn sector but receive superior pay when compared to men in the porn sector. Can the private sector be wrong about private sector metrics?
 
oh, so its ok if a black man wants to grab a white ass, but not ok if a white guy wants to grab a white ass, right?
Yes, you got it. Finally, you are coming to around...
ok, next scenario. what if Bruce Jenner wants to grab my ass, who does he need permission from?
Shit! That's a tough one… You entrapped me… well, lemme see. NOBODY!! he needs permission from nobody. If he is still a guy, then there is no restriction on homo grabbing, especially since he has his nuts cut out. If he is a woman it is ok since women are not sexists.
 
What if it isn't during foreplay?
Do you people have to be so meticulous about this shit? Well, it is understandable though…. sorry… Let's see… well, the policy specifies "foreplay" right? Then, I think just walking around and grabbing asses should be OK. Any thoughts on this one?
 
I make a motion to acquire and possess an answer even more comprehensive and definitive, than even Madison's Republican Doctrine.

Can the Sisterhood of Woman please come up with one.
 

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