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Damn man you have my fraud beat. That’s pretty good. Rudy is a miracle worker when he farts up a storm.Nah, too much work man. All you need is a Georgian accent. It’s literally the only barrier. I voted 12 times. It would have been 13 but the line was too long that day.I’m in Colorado but I’m gonna drive over there, put on a Georgia disguise with a silly little accent and backstory and vote in person. No one will see it coming!Don't know, but I'm gonna vote bright and early.
I already did my change of address, and got a Georgia drivers license, and registered to vote, but I haven't actually made it there yet. I figure I'll fly out of Houston a couple of days before the vote, and be back in Texas by the weekend.
I know, but I needed all the documentation to sell my story to Rudy. He pays a fortune, but all I gotta do is get really drunk before I testify in court, like that crazy woman did.