Uncensored2008
Libertarian Radical
You were lucky for two reasons, that he didn't have a gun and that you wasn't charged for assaulting an illegal.
I knew he didn't have a gun, because he came up and tried to look tough - with empty hands. And I didn't call the cops. He was really stupid, he stuck his head in my car. Once the tire iron hit him, he ran. Moron didn't even speak English, came up demanding "You give, you give." Told him "I gave at the office," then bopped him. Not really, but the witty line WOULD have been funny if I had thought of it.