Even Jesus Is A Zionist

[Roudy]

Try a new church. Learn to live your faith rather than preach it. Give your time and service to help others. Tend the sick and elderly. Volunteer with saving animals. Feed the hungry. Build new homes with habitat for humanity. Help kids with their homework. Get out and work in a community garden. Take some classes and learn something new. Make clothes for the disabled. Raise money for some community cause. Understand the mean of the archaic language instead of strict interpretation to the letter. Jesus dislike the Pharisees, which is exactly what you have become.

Now now, the Pharisees are well respected by modern day Jews.

And I don't support the haridim either, or any orthodoxy in religion.
At best they are quaint, at worst bigoted and narrow minded. They can't see beyond their books.

Do you think Muslims can see beyond the 72 virgins? When you mortgage 72 virgins over eternity, that ain't such a good deal.

 

[Roudy]

That's something you should be worried about.

I know who Jesus was and who he wasn't.

And I know for damn sure he was no Zionist.

Call him a Zionist again and he might send a plague upon your house.

Those voices in your head aren't Jesus, Mahmoud. Will the plaque be made of gold or silver?

 

[Rat in the Hat]

So many Muslims I have read about in Palestine who hold Jesus in reverence and awe, and it is amazing watching the popular resistance to Israeli Occupation, as Palestinians embrace Jesus way and Jesus teachings.

I stand in awe of how God shows Jesus to mankind!

 

[Roudy]

Seriously, how can anyone but a mental case say she worships Jesus while hating Jews, the people of his birth, & hating his Zionist Christian followers???

If you loved Jesus, you would call Him Messiah, you would know what real love is, and you would not be slandering His name here by falsely calling Him a Zionist.

If you loved Jesus like you say you do you would not spend 20 hours a day spewing Jew hate. You would be bringing those Palestinian terrorists you claim to love to Jesus. Your hatred for Jews outweighs your love for those heathens. BTW...how are your typing fingers feeling? They say they're the first to go when you get leprosy after being turned over to Satan for blasphemy.

I know, isn't that hilarious. They worship a man who was born Jewish, yet they claim he hated Israel and the Jews!

 

[Victory67]

Those voices in your head aren't Jesus, Mahmoud. Will the plaque be made of gold or silver?

Dumbass doesn't know the difference between a plague and a plaque.

Which shows why you think Jesus was a Zionist.

 

[Victory67]

I know, isn't that hilarious. They worship a man who was born Jewish, yet they claim he hated Israel and the Jews!

Dumbass doesn't know the difference between plague and plaque and now thinks Zionism means love for ancient Israel.

Stop lying about Jesus before he beats you senseless.

 

[Roudy]

So many Muslims I have read about in Palestine who hold Jesus in reverence and awe, and it is amazing watching the popular resistance to Israeli Occupation, as Palestinians embrace Jesus way and Jesus teachings.

I stand in awe of how God shows Jesus to mankind!

 

[Roudy]

Those voices in your head aren't Jesus, Mahmoud. Will the plaque be made of gold or silver?

Dumbass doesn't know the difference between a plague and a plaque.

Which shows why you think Jesus was a Zionist.

Dumbass IslamoNazi moron has no sense of humor.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Those voices in your head aren't Jesus, Mahmoud. Will the plaque be made of gold or silver?

Dumbass doesn't know the difference between a plague and a plaque.

Which shows why you think Jesus was a Zionist.

Dumbass IslamoNazi moron has no sense of humor.

 

[Victory67]

Dumbass IslamoNazi moron has no sense of humor.

Dumbass?

You're the fool who can't tell the difference between a plague and a plaque.

And you also think Jesus was a Zionist. Do you also think he was a member of the Republican National Committee and the Salvation Army?

This thread is almost as dumb as you. Maybe dumber.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Dumbass IslamoNazi moron has no sense of humor.

Dumbass?

You're the fool who can't tell the difference between a plague and a plaque.

And you also think Jesus was a Zionist. Do you also think he was a member of the Republican National Committee and the Salvation Army?

This thread is almost as dumb as you. Maybe dumber.

 

[Victory67]

Sorry Rat but I appear to have images turned off.

How about you describe the image in words?

 

[Roudy]

Dumbass IslamoNazi moron has no sense of humor.

Dumbass?

You're the fool who can't tell the difference between a plague and a plaque.

And you also think Jesus was a Zionist. Do you also think he was a member of the Republican National Committee and the Salvation Army?

This thread is almost as dumb as you. Maybe dumber.

No I made a joke, and you the imbecile didn't get it.

In other news, Baghdad Bob reports that the Arabs were victorious in 1967.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Sorry Rat but I appear to have images turned off.

How about you describe the image in words?

 

[Roudy]

Sorry Rat but I appear to have images turned off.

How about you describe the image in words?

How do you appear to have something if it doesn't appear?

Did you graduate from Nation of Islam School of Stupidity?

 

[aris2chat]

According to the New Testament he was indeed a Zionist who crucified, as king of the Jews.

Mad Magazine has yet to publish a version of the New Testament.

Don't lie about Jesus again, he might just come back from the dead and kick your ass.

He died as a criminal against the roman state. King of the Jews was his crime on the titulus. Read the bible.

 

[Victory67]

He died as a criminal against the roman state. King of the Jews was his crime on the titulus. Read the bible.

His crime was pissing off the Jewish leadership and threatening Roman order.

But he was no Zionist. It would be impossible unless he was a time traveler.

 

[Victory67]

How do you appear to have something if it doesn't appear?

Did you graduate from Nation of Islam School of Stupidity?

Dumbass can't tell the difference between plague and plaque. And he thinks Jesus was a Zionist.

Damn are you dumb!

 

[Roudy]

According to the New Testament he was indeed a Zionist who crucified, as king of the Jews.

Mad Magazine has yet to publish a version of the New Testament.

Don't lie about Jesus again, he might just come back from the dead and kick your ass.

He died as a criminal against the roman state. King of the Jews was his crime on the titulus. Read the bible.

You're assuming Defeat67 can read....

 

[Roudy]

How do you appear to have something if it doesn't appear?

Did you graduate from Nation of Islam School of Stupidity?

Dumbass can't tell the difference between plague and plaque. And he thinks Jesus was a Zionist.

Damn are you dumb!

Your village just called, they're missing an idiot.