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The Letter Netanyahu Should Send to the EU
July 19, 2013 By Steven Plaut
Editors note: The letter below was formulated on behalf of the Israeli Prime Minister by Steven Plaut:
Dear Leaders and Commissioners of the European Union:
As Prime Minister of Israel I would like to thank you for sharing your thoughts with the world about how Israel should solve the Middle East conflict, namely by agreeing to return the occupied Palestinian lands to the Palestinians.
Always willing to be of public service, I have composed a small list of minor preconditions that must be met in order for Israel to agree to return to the Palestinians of the occupied territories what is theirs. These are really just minor corrections in your own plan. After all, why should Israel be the first and the only country to return lands to the original inhabitants from which they seized these lands in occupation?
So here goes:
It goes without saying that the Americans and Canadians must lead the way and show Israel the light by returning all lands that they seized from the Indians and the Mexicans to their original owners. The Anglo-Saxons, meaning the English, will be invited to return the British isles to their rightful original Celtic and Druid owners, while they return to their own ancestral Saxon homeland in northern Germany and Denmark. The Danes of course will be asked to move aside. In fact, they will be asked to move back to their Norwegian and Swedish homeland, to make room for the returning Anglo-Saxons.
But that is just a beginning. The Spanish will be called upon to leave the Iberian peninsula that they wrongfully occupy and return it to the indigenous Celtiberians. Similarly, the Portuguese occupiers will leave their lands and return them to the Lusitanians. The Magyars will go back where they came from and leave Hungary to its true owners. The Australians and New Zealanders obviously will have to end their occupations of lands that do not belong to them. The Thais will leave Thailand. The Bulgarians will return to their Volga homeland and abandon occupied Bulgaria. Anyone speaking Spanish will be expected to end his or her forced occupation of Latin America. It goes without saying that the French will surrender all their lands, starting with Corsica, to their rightful owners. The Turks will go back to Mongolia and leave Anatolia altogether. The Germans will go back to Gotland. The Italians will return the boot to the Etruscans and Greeks.
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So, I say, end these illegal occupations once and for all and return these lands to their rightful owners!
And right after all this, Israel will be happy to implement your proposals in full.
Thanks you for hearing me out.
Sincerely yours,
Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel
The Letter Netanyahu Should Send to the EU | FrontPage Magazine
July 19, 2013 By Steven Plaut
Editors note: The letter below was formulated on behalf of the Israeli Prime Minister by Steven Plaut:
Dear Leaders and Commissioners of the European Union:
As Prime Minister of Israel I would like to thank you for sharing your thoughts with the world about how Israel should solve the Middle East conflict, namely by agreeing to return the occupied Palestinian lands to the Palestinians.
Always willing to be of public service, I have composed a small list of minor preconditions that must be met in order for Israel to agree to return to the Palestinians of the occupied territories what is theirs. These are really just minor corrections in your own plan. After all, why should Israel be the first and the only country to return lands to the original inhabitants from which they seized these lands in occupation?
So here goes:
It goes without saying that the Americans and Canadians must lead the way and show Israel the light by returning all lands that they seized from the Indians and the Mexicans to their original owners. The Anglo-Saxons, meaning the English, will be invited to return the British isles to their rightful original Celtic and Druid owners, while they return to their own ancestral Saxon homeland in northern Germany and Denmark. The Danes of course will be asked to move aside. In fact, they will be asked to move back to their Norwegian and Swedish homeland, to make room for the returning Anglo-Saxons.
But that is just a beginning. The Spanish will be called upon to leave the Iberian peninsula that they wrongfully occupy and return it to the indigenous Celtiberians. Similarly, the Portuguese occupiers will leave their lands and return them to the Lusitanians. The Magyars will go back where they came from and leave Hungary to its true owners. The Australians and New Zealanders obviously will have to end their occupations of lands that do not belong to them. The Thais will leave Thailand. The Bulgarians will return to their Volga homeland and abandon occupied Bulgaria. Anyone speaking Spanish will be expected to end his or her forced occupation of Latin America. It goes without saying that the French will surrender all their lands, starting with Corsica, to their rightful owners. The Turks will go back to Mongolia and leave Anatolia altogether. The Germans will go back to Gotland. The Italians will return the boot to the Etruscans and Greeks.
...
So, I say, end these illegal occupations once and for all and return these lands to their rightful owners!
And right after all this, Israel will be happy to implement your proposals in full.
Thanks you for hearing me out.
Sincerely yours,
Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel
The Letter Netanyahu Should Send to the EU | FrontPage Magazine