Jesus: Why is He so offensive to others?

[Marion Morrison]

I need to restrain myself from killing Jehovah's Witnesses.

Maybe i should fence the front in and have yard dogs. That's worked in the past.

On another note: Jehovah Witness ministers don't take money or a salary.

So the people who collect money for the church do it for free.

That's a great business model isn't it?

To be fair ... JC didn't invent the church. That happened the first time one cave man turned to all the other cave men and said, 'Give me half you food and women and I'll make sure the sky wolf doesn't eat the sun.'

To my knowledge, JC died pretty poor ... he didn't even own a shirt.

But his religion is one of the richest institiutions in the world.

What denomination is that one?

You know what GFY.

That man gave his life for the good of all humanity and here you are , hell-bent on crapping all over it.

Take a moment and reflect on the size of douchebag you are.

Will you lay your life down so that others may live?

 

[Skull Pilot]

I need to restrain myself from killing Jehovah's Witnesses.

Maybe i should fence the front in and have yard dogs. That's worked in the past.

On another note: Jehovah Witness ministers don't take money or a salary.

So the people who collect money for the church do it for free.

That's a great business model isn't it?

It's not a business, it's a religion.

I have to respect it because some people close to me were involved.

Good people, I wish I could be that good.

Religion is big business.

Denying that is naive to the point of mental retardation.

Religion nailed Jesus to a cross.

The status quo's profit margin was threatened by JC and his new business model. People have been killed for less.

 

[fncceo]

But his religion is one of the richest in the world.

JC is like Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster. They created 'Superman' but the franchise made all it's money AFTER they sold the rights to DC for $130.

 

[Skull Pilot]

I need to restrain myself from killing Jehovah's Witnesses.

Maybe i should fence the front in and have yard dogs. That's worked in the past.

On another note: Jehovah Witness ministers don't take money or a salary.

So the people who collect money for the church do it for free.

That's a great business model isn't it?

To be fair ... JC didn't invent the church. That happened the first time one cave man turned to all the other cave men and said, 'Give me half you food and women and I'll make sure the sky wolf doesn't eat the sun.'

To my knowledge, JC died pretty poor ... he didn't even own a shirt.

But his religion is one of the richest institiutions in the world.

What denomination is that one?

Any branch of Christianity.

They are all subsidiaries of JC Inc.

 

[Skull Pilot]

But his religion is one of the richest in the world.

JC is like Jerry Siegel and Joe Shushter. They created 'Superman' but the franchise made all it's money AFTER they sold the rights to DC for $130.

Still one of the greatest money generating businesses the world has ever known

 

[G.T.]

I need to restrain myself from killing Jehovah's Witnesses.

Maybe i should fence the front in and have yard dogs. That's worked in the past.

On another note: Jehovah Witness ministers don't take money or a salary.

So the people who collect money for the church do it for free.

That's a great business model isn't it?

It's not a business, it's a religion.

I have to respect it because some people close to me were involved.

Good people, I wish I could be that good.

Religion is big business.

Denying that is naive to the point of mental retardation.

Religion nailed Jesus to a cross.

Unless...
..

Its like hearsay.


You ever play telephone in preschool?

 

[Marion Morrison]

I need to restrain myself from killing Jehovah's Witnesses.

Maybe i should fence the front in and have yard dogs. That's worked in the past.

On another note: Jehovah Witness ministers don't take money or a salary.

So the people who collect money for the church do it for free.

That's a great business model isn't it?

It's not a business, it's a religion.

I have to respect it because some people close to me were involved.

Good people, I wish I could be that good.

Religion is big business.

Denying that is naive to the point of mental retardation.

Religion nailed Jesus to a cross.

The status quo's profit margin was threatened by JC and his new business model. People have been killed for less.

Oh, because it's all about money.

Jesus got sold for 30 pieces of silver.

Knowing Jesus's sacrifice opens up one's mind as to how the world works and everything.

People that deny it, aren't exactly based in this world's reality.

 

[fncceo]

But his religion is one of the richest in the world.

JC is like Jerry Siegel and Joe Shushter. They created 'Superman' but the franchise made all it's money AFTER they sold the rights to DC for $130.

Still one of the greatest money generating businesses the world has ever known

DC? I agree ... just wish they hadn't hired Zack Snyder to to the movies.

 

[Skull Pilot]

I need to restrain myself from killing Jehovah's Witnesses.

Maybe i should fence the front in and have yard dogs. That's worked in the past.

On another note: Jehovah Witness ministers don't take money or a salary.

So the people who collect money for the church do it for free.

That's a great business model isn't it?

To be fair ... JC didn't invent the church. That happened the first time one cave man turned to all the other cave men and said, 'Give me half you food and women and I'll make sure the sky wolf doesn't eat the sun.'

To my knowledge, JC died pretty poor ... he didn't even own a shirt.

But his religion is one of the richest institiutions in the world.

What denomination is that one?

You know what GFY.

That man gave his life for the good of all humanity and here you are , hell-bent on crapping all over it.

Take a moment and reflect on the size of douchebag you are.

Will you lay your life down so that others may live?

People would have lived anyway.
It matters not that one person died in the past.

 

[G.T.]

But his religion is one of the richest in the world.

JC is like Jerry Siegel and Joe Shushter. They created 'Superman' but the franchise made all it's money AFTER they sold the rights to DC for $130.

Still one of the greatest money generating businesses the world has ever known

DC? I agree ... just wish they hadn't hired Zack Snyder to to the movies.

True, but Im very happy with Cavill.

 

[BulletProof]

Speaking of Jesus being offensive to others, the real Jesus is offensive to mainstream Christians. But, mainstream Christian don't know Jesus, they just know a queer mockery of Jesus (where Jesus loves the sinner and Jews are God's chosen people).

Try to say, with conviction, at church that Jews are the children of Satan, and see what happens. This is what Jesus said.

 

[fncceo]

A while ago, it was OK to say God, but not Jesus.

Of course now, even God is frowned up. But it seems the name Jesus really riles people up. Many of those that are not believers of particularly the Christian faith seem to want to mock it and be sacrilegious

You see it everywhere, with celebrities, in music.

So, why do you think particularly Jesus, and Christianity in general, gets people so worked up?

I want to know when Jesus claimed he was his Father..

Thank goodness it's not Margaret Simon again. That girl officially shares TMI!

 

[Skull Pilot]

So the people who collect money for the church do it for free.

That's a great business model isn't it?

It's not a business, it's a religion.

I have to respect it because some people close to me were involved.

Good people, I wish I could be that good.

Religion is big business.

Denying that is naive to the point of mental retardation.

Religion nailed Jesus to a cross.

The status quo's profit margin was threatened by JC and his new business model. People have been killed for less.

Oh, because it's all about money.

Jesus got sold for 30 pieces of silver.

You're finally getting it. But it's not just money it's power as well.

JC threatened the power structure.

There's no mysticism involved just the timeless human attributes of fear and greed

 

[fncceo]

But his religion is one of the richest in the world.

JC is like Jerry Siegel and Joe Shushter. They created 'Superman' but the franchise made all it's money AFTER they sold the rights to DC for $130.

Still one of the greatest money generating businesses the world has ever known

DC? I agree ... just wish they hadn't hired Zack Snyder to to the movies.

True, but Im very happy with Cavill.

Dude, don't get me started. They RUINED Superman for me ... and frack muted color movies!

 

[Marion Morrison]

I need to restrain myself from killing Jehovah's Witnesses.

Maybe i should fence the front in and have yard dogs. That's worked in the past.

On another note: Jehovah Witness ministers don't take money or a salary.

So the people who collect money for the church do it for free.

That's a great business model isn't it?

To be fair ... JC didn't invent the church. That happened the first time one cave man turned to all the other cave men and said, 'Give me half you food and women and I'll make sure the sky wolf doesn't eat the sun.'

To my knowledge, JC died pretty poor ... he didn't even own a shirt.

But his religion is one of the richest institiutions in the world.

What denomination is that one?

You know what GFY.

That man gave his life for the good of all humanity and here you are , hell-bent on crapping all over it.

Take a moment and reflect on the size of douchebag you are.

Will you lay your life down so that others may live?

People would have lived anyway.
It matters not that one person died in the past.

They would not have lived after death, though.

At least not in a better place.

 

[Skull Pilot]

But his religion is one of the richest in the world.

JC is like Jerry Siegel and Joe Shushter. They created 'Superman' but the franchise made all it's money AFTER they sold the rights to DC for $130.

Still one of the greatest money generating businesses the world has ever known

DC? I agree ... just wish they hadn't hired Zack Snyder to to the movies.

Religion is far richer than DC Comics

All because of JC the venture capitalist

 

[Skull Pilot]

So the people who collect money for the church do it for free.

That's a great business model isn't it?

To be fair ... JC didn't invent the church. That happened the first time one cave man turned to all the other cave men and said, 'Give me half you food and women and I'll make sure the sky wolf doesn't eat the sun.'

To my knowledge, JC died pretty poor ... he didn't even own a shirt.

But his religion is one of the richest institiutions in the world.

What denomination is that one?

You know what GFY.

That man gave his life for the good of all humanity and here you are , hell-bent on crapping all over it.

Take a moment and reflect on the size of douchebag you are.

Will you lay your life down so that others may live?

People would have lived anyway.
It matters not that one person died in the past.

They would not have lived after death, though.

At least not in a better place.

No one lives after death. That's all part of the sales pitch pandering to the most elemental of all human fears: The fear of death.

 

[Marion Morrison]

But his religion is one of the richest in the world.

JC is like Jerry Siegel and Joe Shushter. They created 'Superman' but the franchise made all it's money AFTER they sold the rights to DC for $130.

Still one of the greatest money generating businesses the world has ever known

DC? I agree ... just wish they hadn't hired Zack Snyder to to the movies.

Religion is far richer than DC Comics

All because of JC the venture capitalist

Yeah, because he set out to run some kind of scam or something? Is that what you're saying?

 

[G.T.]

But his religion is one of the richest in the world.

JC is like Jerry Siegel and Joe Shushter. They created 'Superman' but the franchise made all it's money AFTER they sold the rights to DC for $130.

Still one of the greatest money generating businesses the world has ever known

DC? I agree ... just wish they hadn't hired Zack Snyder to to the movies.

True, but Im very happy with Cavill.

Dude, don't get me started. They RUINED Superman for me ... and frack muted color movies!

I dont know man.

Reeves, and then that next dorky guy?

Superman's supposed to be jacked, and stoic. I think they nailed it with Cavill ~ just the storylines and directing has been MEHHHH

 

[Marion Morrison]

To be fair ... JC didn't invent the church. That happened the first time one cave man turned to all the other cave men and said, 'Give me half you food and women and I'll make sure the sky wolf doesn't eat the sun.'

To my knowledge, JC died pretty poor ... he didn't even own a shirt.

But his religion is one of the richest institiutions in the world.

What denomination is that one?

You know what GFY.

That man gave his life for the good of all humanity and here you are , hell-bent on crapping all over it.

Take a moment and reflect on the size of douchebag you are.

Will you lay your life down so that others may live?

People would have lived anyway.
It matters not that one person died in the past.

They would not have lived after death, though.

At least not in a better place.

No one lives after death. That's all part of the sales pitch pandering to the most elemental of all human fears: The fear of death.

And you know this how? You've had NDE?

You've died and come back to life or what?