Kmart Will Shortly Have Only Three Stores Left In The United States

[Stashman]

Then you ship it? I mean that's an awfully long way to go to just get underwear. Everybody go commando in your town or something?

Something like that.

 

[Road Runner]

Something like that.

So what are you going to do when it finally closes? Stack up on more toilet paper instead?

 

[Stashman]

So what are you going to do when it finally closes? Stack up on more toilet paper instead?

I've made arrangements with Dustin Hoffman to buy them from him. He buys them there too and buys in bulk. So he has like thousands of pair. Luckily we're the same size.

 

[lennypartiv]

LOL! Nope. I live in the Ozarks in Arkansas.

Did everybody on here move to the Ozarks?

 

[Stashman]

Did everybody on here move to the Ozarks?

Why? Is this where you are?

 

[Road Runner]

I've made arrangements with Dustin Hoffman to buy them from him. He buys them there too and buys in bulk. So he has like thousands of pair. Luckily we're the same size.

So then what will he wear if you start buying all of his underwear?

 

[Concerned American]

I remember riding the penny horse as a child. RIP Kmart.

Wow, you must be REALLY old. I am on Methuselah's heels and the cheapest I ever saw those rides was a nickel--and not many of them.

 

[lennypartiv]

Why? Is this where you are?

I'm NE of the Ozarks. I'm pretty sure Moonglow is somewhere in the Ozarks. I thought there was someone else as well.

 

[Stashman]

So then what will he wear if you start buying all of his underwear?

He's at the age of Depends now.

 

[Road Runner]

Wow, you must be REALLY old. I am on Methuselah's heels and the cheapest I ever saw those rides was a nickel--and not many of them.

I'm not sure if it was actually a penny, we just called it that lol as I'm only thirty-two. XD

 

[Stashman]

I'm NE of the Ozarks. I'm pretty sure Moonglow is somewhere in the Ozarks. I thought there was someone else as well.

I am in NW Arkansas in the place the old amusement park Dogpatch was. Lil Abner and all that.

 

[Road Runner]

He's at the age of Depends now.

Are you sure you're not mixing him up with Biden?

 

[lennypartiv]

I've made arrangements with Dustin Hoffman to buy them from him. He buys them there too and buys in bulk. So he has like thousands of pair. Luckily we're the same size.

If it's yellow let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.

 

[Stashman]

Are you sure you're not mixing him up with Biden?

LOL! I think they share them maybe take turns changing them.

 

[Road Runner]

If it's yellow let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.

That's us right now because of the pipes gurgling from all the rain lol thank goodness there's no red right now otherwise we'd be dead. XD

 

[lennypartiv]

I am in NW Arkansas in the place the old amusement park Dogpatch was. Lil Abner and all that.

We'd make trips to SWMO when our kid was in college. Lots of neat small towns with history down there.

 

[Concerned American]

I thought that Toys R Us was making a comeback? Or maybe that's just online stores.

Toys R Us still exist in Canada, but there are none in the US. When they closed all of the US sales off, my wife had a gift card left unspent, so we tried to use it in Kelowna, BC but they wouldn't honor it.

 

[Stashman]

We'd make trips to SWMO when our kid was in college. Lots of neat small towns with history down there.

Yes there is. Springfield and Branson are near me. Branson is the place country singers go to die. LOL!

 

[Concerned American]

I never, EVER shop on-line.

I wonder how many folks complaining in this thread. . . buy stuff on-line?

There probably would have been room in the market for Sears, Pennies, & K-mart. . . but y'all put workers and businesses out of business, and destroyed communities, because you like your smart phones and on-line shopping.

You never understood what it meant for local communities, or how it would enable the oligarchs to control you.



This is the result.

If you don't stop, more mom & pop stores will follow, and they will have complete control of supply chains, and control over your all your consumer options eventually.

Remember book stores? Before Amazon put them out of business too?

 

[Concerned American]

Yes there is. Springfield and Branson are near me. Branson is the place country singers go to die. LOL!

I hear Russian comedians too.