The Dangerous Lie That ‘Bush Lied’

Thanks. Irrelevant but

His lies made it into the "NIE, put before Congress, into the president's state of the union address two months before the war and into (Powell's)his own speech to the UN."

Blows your contention away.

Says the far left drone that believes the history of Iraq started in 2003 and led to 9/11
President Bush said in his State of the Union Address that Iraq was aiding and protecting al Qaeda. Was Iraq aiding and protecting al Qaeda or not? If it was, HOW?
Link?

:lmao:

why do you always ask for a link, then run and hide after someone shoves one up your ass ?
 
Thanks. Irrelevant but

His lies made it into the "NIE, put before Congress, into the president's state of the union address two months before the war and into (Powell's)his own speech to the UN."

Blows your contention away.

Says the far left drone that believes the history of Iraq started in 2003 and led to 9/11
President Bush said in his State of the Union Address that Iraq was aiding and protecting al Qaeda. Was Iraq aiding and protecting al Qaeda or not? If it was, HOW?
Link?

2003 State of the Union Address Complete Transcript of President Bush s Speech to Congress and the Nation - WHITEHOUSE.ORG

The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa. Our intelligence sources tell us that he has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for nuclear weapons production. He is also pursuing the development of a satellite laser cannon to blow up the moon, trying to build a marauding airborne horde of cannibal robot octopi, and using illegally pirated TiVO. (Gasps.)

Saddam Hussein has not credibly explained these activities. He clearly has much to hide. Like my history with cocaine and Texas whores, only seedier. The dictator of Iraq is not disarming. To the contrary, he is deceiving. Year after year, Saddam Hussein has gone to elaborate lengths, spent enormous sums, taken great risks to build and keep weapons of mass destruction. But why?

The only possible explanation, the only possible use he could have for those weapons, is to dominate, intimidate or attack. Just like he's been doing for 12 years. Dominating, intimidating, and attacking... all from the safety of his little shitty-hobbled camel ass of a quasi-country. We know for a fact, he has the capacity to nuke half of Baghdad. (Applause.)

Iraqi refugees tell us how forced confessions are obtained: by torturing children while their parents are made to watch. International human rights groups have catalogued other methods used in the torture chambers of Iraq: electric shock, burning with hot irons, dripping acid on the skin, mutilation with electric drills, cutting out tongues, and rape. Also: feeding grandmothers to pits of crocodiles, pushing Tabasco sauce-soaked bamboo under fingernails, and running uncut fingernails down chalkboards. Want more proof of what a monstrous beast-monster Saddam is? He forces his own doppelgangers to orally gratify him! These are the sort of things that make sensitive soft middle-class pacifists at Amnesty International cry. Well, that and The Hours, and everything Rummy says. But to those wussies, when it comes to torture or the unilateralist arrogance of America (whatever the fuck that means) - well, drill away Saddam!

If this is not evil, then evil has no meaning. This is super evil. It's like Hitler x 2 evil.......
 
Thanks. Irrelevant but

His lies made it into the "NIE, put before Congress, into the president's state of the union address two months before the war and into (Powell's)his own speech to the UN."

Blows your contention away.

Says the far left drone that believes the history of Iraq started in 2003 and led to 9/11

Colin Powell is not far left at all. The modern era of US interventionism in Iraq began in 1982 when President Raygun took them off the nations who sponsor terrorist list, so his administration and our western allies could supply Iraq in their war against Iran.
The West has been intervening in that area basically forever.

Or the old USSR. Before 1982 Iraq was a Soviet client state.
 
Thanks. Irrelevant but

His lies made it into the "NIE, put before Congress, into the president's state of the union address two months before the war and into (Powell's)his own speech to the UN."

Blows your contention away.

Says the far left drone that believes the history of Iraq started in 2003 and led to 9/11
President Bush said in his State of the Union Address that Iraq was aiding and protecting al Qaeda. Was Iraq aiding and protecting al Qaeda or not? If it was, HOW?
Link?

2003 State of the Union Address Complete Transcript of President Bush s Speech to Congress and the Nation - WHITEHOUSE.ORG

The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa. Our intelligence sources tell us that he has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for nuclear weapons production. He is also pursuing the development of a satellite laser cannon to blow up the moon, trying to build a marauding airborne horde of cannibal robot octopi, and using illegally pirated TiVO. (Gasps.)

Saddam Hussein has not credibly explained these activities. He clearly has much to hide. Like my history with cocaine and Texas whores, only seedier. The dictator of Iraq is not disarming. To the contrary, he is deceiving. Year after year, Saddam Hussein has gone to elaborate lengths, spent enormous sums, taken great risks to build and keep weapons of mass destruction. But why?

The only possible explanation, the only possible use he could have for those weapons, is to dominate, intimidate or attack. Just like he's been doing for 12 years. Dominating, intimidating, and attacking... all from the safety of his little shitty-hobbled camel ass of a quasi-country. We know for a fact, he has the capacity to nuke half of Baghdad. (Applause.)

Iraqi refugees tell us how forced confessions are obtained: by torturing children while their parents are made to watch. International human rights groups have catalogued other methods used in the torture chambers of Iraq: electric shock, burning with hot irons, dripping acid on the skin, mutilation with electric drills, cutting out tongues, and rape. Also: feeding grandmothers to pits of crocodiles, pushing Tabasco sauce-soaked bamboo under fingernails, and running uncut fingernails down chalkboards. Want more proof of what a monstrous beast-monster Saddam is? He forces his own doppelgangers to orally gratify him! These are the sort of things that make sensitive soft middle-class pacifists at Amnesty International cry. Well, that and The Hours, and everything Rummy says. But to those wussies, when it comes to torture or the unilateralist arrogance of America (whatever the fuck that means) - well, drill away Saddam!

If this is not evil, then evil has no meaning. This is super evil. It's like Hitler x 2 evil.......
My favorite part:

To protect our country, we reorganized our government and created the Department of Homeland Security — which is mobilizing against the threat of civil liberties.
 
Thanks. Irrelevant but

His lies made it into the "NIE, put before Congress, into the president's state of the union address two months before the war and into (Powell's)his own speech to the UN."

Blows your contention away.

Says the far left drone that believes the history of Iraq started in 2003 and led to 9/11
President Bush said in his State of the Union Address that Iraq was aiding and protecting al Qaeda. Was Iraq aiding and protecting al Qaeda or not? If it was, HOW?
Link?

2003 State of the Union Address Complete Transcript of President Bush s Speech to Congress and the Nation - WHITEHOUSE.ORG

The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa. Our intelligence sources tell us that he has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for nuclear weapons production. He is also pursuing the development of a satellite laser cannon to blow up the moon, trying to build a marauding airborne horde of cannibal robot octopi, and using illegally pirated TiVO. (Gasps.)

Saddam Hussein has not credibly explained these activities. He clearly has much to hide. Like my history with cocaine and Texas whores, only seedier. The dictator of Iraq is not disarming. To the contrary, he is deceiving. Year after year, Saddam Hussein has gone to elaborate lengths, spent enormous sums, taken great risks to build and keep weapons of mass destruction. But why?

The only possible explanation, the only possible use he could have for those weapons, is to dominate, intimidate or attack. Just like he's been doing for 12 years. Dominating, intimidating, and attacking... all from the safety of his little shitty-hobbled camel ass of a quasi-country. We know for a fact, he has the capacity to nuke half of Baghdad. (Applause.)

Iraqi refugees tell us how forced confessions are obtained: by torturing children while their parents are made to watch. International human rights groups have catalogued other methods used in the torture chambers of Iraq: electric shock, burning with hot irons, dripping acid on the skin, mutilation with electric drills, cutting out tongues, and rape. Also: feeding grandmothers to pits of crocodiles, pushing Tabasco sauce-soaked bamboo under fingernails, and running uncut fingernails down chalkboards. Want more proof of what a monstrous beast-monster Saddam is? He forces his own doppelgangers to orally gratify him! These are the sort of things that make sensitive soft middle-class pacifists at Amnesty International cry. Well, that and The Hours, and everything Rummy says. But to those wussies, when it comes to torture or the unilateralist arrogance of America (whatever the fuck that means) - well, drill away Saddam!

If this is not evil, then evil has no meaning. This is super evil. It's like Hitler x 2 evil.......

See how the far left continues to spread their propaganda..
 
Thanks. Irrelevant but

His lies made it into the "NIE, put before Congress, into the president's state of the union address two months before the war and into (Powell's)his own speech to the UN."

Blows your contention away.

Says the far left drone that believes the history of Iraq started in 2003 and led to 9/11

Colin Powell is not far left at all. The modern era of US interventionism in Iraq began in 1982 when President Raygun took them off the nations who sponsor terrorist list, so his administration and our western allies could supply Iraq in their war against Iran.
The West has been intervening in that area basically forever.

Or the old USSR. Before 1982 Iraq was a Soviet client state.

And the far left continue to rewrite history to suit their narrative..
 
His lies made it into the "NIE, put before Congress, into the president's state of the union address two months before the war and into (Powell's)his own speech to the UN."

Blows your contention away.

Says the far left drone that believes the history of Iraq started in 2003 and led to 9/11
President Bush said in his State of the Union Address that Iraq was aiding and protecting al Qaeda. Was Iraq aiding and protecting al Qaeda or not? If it was, HOW?
Link?

2003 State of the Union Address Complete Transcript of President Bush s Speech to Congress and the Nation - WHITEHOUSE.ORG

The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa. Our intelligence sources tell us that he has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for nuclear weapons production. He is also pursuing the development of a satellite laser cannon to blow up the moon, trying to build a marauding airborne horde of cannibal robot octopi, and using illegally pirated TiVO. (Gasps.)

Saddam Hussein has not credibly explained these activities. He clearly has much to hide. Like my history with cocaine and Texas whores, only seedier. The dictator of Iraq is not disarming. To the contrary, he is deceiving. Year after year, Saddam Hussein has gone to elaborate lengths, spent enormous sums, taken great risks to build and keep weapons of mass destruction. But why?

The only possible explanation, the only possible use he could have for those weapons, is to dominate, intimidate or attack. Just like he's been doing for 12 years. Dominating, intimidating, and attacking... all from the safety of his little shitty-hobbled camel ass of a quasi-country. We know for a fact, he has the capacity to nuke half of Baghdad. (Applause.)

Iraqi refugees tell us how forced confessions are obtained: by torturing children while their parents are made to watch. International human rights groups have catalogued other methods used in the torture chambers of Iraq: electric shock, burning with hot irons, dripping acid on the skin, mutilation with electric drills, cutting out tongues, and rape. Also: feeding grandmothers to pits of crocodiles, pushing Tabasco sauce-soaked bamboo under fingernails, and running uncut fingernails down chalkboards. Want more proof of what a monstrous beast-monster Saddam is? He forces his own doppelgangers to orally gratify him! These are the sort of things that make sensitive soft middle-class pacifists at Amnesty International cry. Well, that and The Hours, and everything Rummy says. But to those wussies, when it comes to torture or the unilateralist arrogance of America (whatever the fuck that means) - well, drill away Saddam!

If this is not evil, then evil has no meaning. This is super evil. It's like Hitler x 2 evil.......
My favorite part:

To protect our country, we reorganized our government and created the Department of Homeland Security — which is mobilizing against the threat of civil liberties.

See how the far left will change the words to suit their narrative..
 
Axis of Evil... Rabids ass with a link shoved in sideways.
 
Says the far left drone that believes the history of Iraq started in 2003 and led to 9/11
President Bush said in his State of the Union Address that Iraq was aiding and protecting al Qaeda. Was Iraq aiding and protecting al Qaeda or not? If it was, HOW?
Link?

2003 State of the Union Address Complete Transcript of President Bush s Speech to Congress and the Nation - WHITEHOUSE.ORG

The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa. Our intelligence sources tell us that he has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for nuclear weapons production. He is also pursuing the development of a satellite laser cannon to blow up the moon, trying to build a marauding airborne horde of cannibal robot octopi, and using illegally pirated TiVO. (Gasps.)

Saddam Hussein has not credibly explained these activities. He clearly has much to hide. Like my history with cocaine and Texas whores, only seedier. The dictator of Iraq is not disarming. To the contrary, he is deceiving. Year after year, Saddam Hussein has gone to elaborate lengths, spent enormous sums, taken great risks to build and keep weapons of mass destruction. But why?

The only possible explanation, the only possible use he could have for those weapons, is to dominate, intimidate or attack. Just like he's been doing for 12 years. Dominating, intimidating, and attacking... all from the safety of his little shitty-hobbled camel ass of a quasi-country. We know for a fact, he has the capacity to nuke half of Baghdad. (Applause.)

Iraqi refugees tell us how forced confessions are obtained: by torturing children while their parents are made to watch. International human rights groups have catalogued other methods used in the torture chambers of Iraq: electric shock, burning with hot irons, dripping acid on the skin, mutilation with electric drills, cutting out tongues, and rape. Also: feeding grandmothers to pits of crocodiles, pushing Tabasco sauce-soaked bamboo under fingernails, and running uncut fingernails down chalkboards. Want more proof of what a monstrous beast-monster Saddam is? He forces his own doppelgangers to orally gratify him! These are the sort of things that make sensitive soft middle-class pacifists at Amnesty International cry. Well, that and The Hours, and everything Rummy says. But to those wussies, when it comes to torture or the unilateralist arrogance of America (whatever the fuck that means) - well, drill away Saddam!

If this is not evil, then evil has no meaning. This is super evil. It's like Hitler x 2 evil.......
My favorite part:

To protect our country, we reorganized our government and created the Department of Homeland Security — which is mobilizing against the threat of civil liberties.

See how the far left will change the words to suit their narrative..
Aw, poor you. We are just imitating Dubya. We all know how much you love Homeland Security, btw. :thup:
 
Thanks. Irrelevant but

His lies made it into the "NIE, put before Congress, into the president's state of the union address two months before the war and into (Powell's)his own speech to the UN."

Blows your contention away.

Says the far left drone that believes the history of Iraq started in 2003 and led to 9/11
President Bush said in his State of the Union Address that Iraq was aiding and protecting al Qaeda. Was Iraq aiding and protecting al Qaeda or not? If it was, HOW?
Link?

:lmao:

why do you always ask for a link, then run and hide after someone shoves one up your ass ?
WHy do you make up shit?
 
Thanks. Irrelevant but

His lies made it into the "NIE, put before Congress, into the president's state of the union address two months before the war and into (Powell's)his own speech to the UN."

Blows your contention away.

Says the far left drone that believes the history of Iraq started in 2003 and led to 9/11
President Bush said in his State of the Union Address that Iraq was aiding and protecting al Qaeda. Was Iraq aiding and protecting al Qaeda or not? If it was, HOW?
Link?

2003 State of the Union Address Complete Transcript of President Bush s Speech to Congress and the Nation - WHITEHOUSE.ORG

The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa. Our intelligence sources tell us that he has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for nuclear weapons production. He is also pursuing the development of a satellite laser cannon to blow up the moon, trying to build a marauding airborne horde of cannibal robot octopi, and using illegally pirated TiVO. (Gasps.)

Saddam Hussein has not credibly explained these activities. He clearly has much to hide. Like my history with cocaine and Texas whores, only seedier. The dictator of Iraq is not disarming. To the contrary, he is deceiving. Year after year, Saddam Hussein has gone to elaborate lengths, spent enormous sums, taken great risks to build and keep weapons of mass destruction. But why?

The only possible explanation, the only possible use he could have for those weapons, is to dominate, intimidate or attack. Just like he's been doing for 12 years. Dominating, intimidating, and attacking... all from the safety of his little shitty-hobbled camel ass of a quasi-country. We know for a fact, he has the capacity to nuke half of Baghdad. (Applause.)

Iraqi refugees tell us how forced confessions are obtained: by torturing children while their parents are made to watch. International human rights groups have catalogued other methods used in the torture chambers of Iraq: electric shock, burning with hot irons, dripping acid on the skin, mutilation with electric drills, cutting out tongues, and rape. Also: feeding grandmothers to pits of crocodiles, pushing Tabasco sauce-soaked bamboo under fingernails, and running uncut fingernails down chalkboards. Want more proof of what a monstrous beast-monster Saddam is? He forces his own doppelgangers to orally gratify him! These are the sort of things that make sensitive soft middle-class pacifists at Amnesty International cry. Well, that and The Hours, and everything Rummy says. But to those wussies, when it comes to torture or the unilateralist arrogance of America (whatever the fuck that means) - well, drill away Saddam!

If this is not evil, then evil has no meaning. This is super evil. It's like Hitler x 2 evil.......
You post a joke website to support your joke posts. You are the joke here.
 
Says the far left drone that believes the history of Iraq started in 2003 and led to 9/11
President Bush said in his State of the Union Address that Iraq was aiding and protecting al Qaeda. Was Iraq aiding and protecting al Qaeda or not? If it was, HOW?
Link?

2003 State of the Union Address Complete Transcript of President Bush s Speech to Congress and the Nation - WHITEHOUSE.ORG

The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa. Our intelligence sources tell us that he has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for nuclear weapons production. He is also pursuing the development of a satellite laser cannon to blow up the moon, trying to build a marauding airborne horde of cannibal robot octopi, and using illegally pirated TiVO. (Gasps.)

Saddam Hussein has not credibly explained these activities. He clearly has much to hide. Like my history with cocaine and Texas whores, only seedier. The dictator of Iraq is not disarming. To the contrary, he is deceiving. Year after year, Saddam Hussein has gone to elaborate lengths, spent enormous sums, taken great risks to build and keep weapons of mass destruction. But why?

The only possible explanation, the only possible use he could have for those weapons, is to dominate, intimidate or attack. Just like he's been doing for 12 years. Dominating, intimidating, and attacking... all from the safety of his little shitty-hobbled camel ass of a quasi-country. We know for a fact, he has the capacity to nuke half of Baghdad. (Applause.)

Iraqi refugees tell us how forced confessions are obtained: by torturing children while their parents are made to watch. International human rights groups have catalogued other methods used in the torture chambers of Iraq: electric shock, burning with hot irons, dripping acid on the skin, mutilation with electric drills, cutting out tongues, and rape. Also: feeding grandmothers to pits of crocodiles, pushing Tabasco sauce-soaked bamboo under fingernails, and running uncut fingernails down chalkboards. Want more proof of what a monstrous beast-monster Saddam is? He forces his own doppelgangers to orally gratify him! These are the sort of things that make sensitive soft middle-class pacifists at Amnesty International cry. Well, that and The Hours, and everything Rummy says. But to those wussies, when it comes to torture or the unilateralist arrogance of America (whatever the fuck that means) - well, drill away Saddam!

If this is not evil, then evil has no meaning. This is super evil. It's like Hitler x 2 evil.......
My favorite part:

To protect our country, we reorganized our government and created the Department of Homeland Security — which is mobilizing against the threat of civil liberties.

See how the far left will change the words to suit their narrative..

Did you just hear a loud whooshing sound?
 
His lies made it into the "NIE, put before Congress, into the president's state of the union address two months before the war and into (Powell's)his own speech to the UN."

Blows your contention away.

Says the far left drone that believes the history of Iraq started in 2003 and led to 9/11
President Bush said in his State of the Union Address that Iraq was aiding and protecting al Qaeda. Was Iraq aiding and protecting al Qaeda or not? If it was, HOW?
Link?

2003 State of the Union Address Complete Transcript of President Bush s Speech to Congress and the Nation - WHITEHOUSE.ORG

The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa. Our intelligence sources tell us that he has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for nuclear weapons production. He is also pursuing the development of a satellite laser cannon to blow up the moon, trying to build a marauding airborne horde of cannibal robot octopi, and using illegally pirated TiVO. (Gasps.)

Saddam Hussein has not credibly explained these activities. He clearly has much to hide. Like my history with cocaine and Texas whores, only seedier. The dictator of Iraq is not disarming. To the contrary, he is deceiving. Year after year, Saddam Hussein has gone to elaborate lengths, spent enormous sums, taken great risks to build and keep weapons of mass destruction. But why?

The only possible explanation, the only possible use he could have for those weapons, is to dominate, intimidate or attack. Just like he's been doing for 12 years. Dominating, intimidating, and attacking... all from the safety of his little shitty-hobbled camel ass of a quasi-country. We know for a fact, he has the capacity to nuke half of Baghdad. (Applause.)

Iraqi refugees tell us how forced confessions are obtained: by torturing children while their parents are made to watch. International human rights groups have catalogued other methods used in the torture chambers of Iraq: electric shock, burning with hot irons, dripping acid on the skin, mutilation with electric drills, cutting out tongues, and rape. Also: feeding grandmothers to pits of crocodiles, pushing Tabasco sauce-soaked bamboo under fingernails, and running uncut fingernails down chalkboards. Want more proof of what a monstrous beast-monster Saddam is? He forces his own doppelgangers to orally gratify him! These are the sort of things that make sensitive soft middle-class pacifists at Amnesty International cry. Well, that and The Hours, and everything Rummy says. But to those wussies, when it comes to torture or the unilateralist arrogance of America (whatever the fuck that means) - well, drill away Saddam!

If this is not evil, then evil has no meaning. This is super evil. It's like Hitler x 2 evil.......
You post a joke website to support your joke posts. You are the joke here.

Poor poor wittle wabbit.
 
President Bush said in his State of the Union Address that Iraq was aiding and protecting al Qaeda. Was Iraq aiding and protecting al Qaeda or not? If it was, HOW?
Link?

2003 State of the Union Address Complete Transcript of President Bush s Speech to Congress and the Nation - WHITEHOUSE.ORG

The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa. Our intelligence sources tell us that he has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for nuclear weapons production. He is also pursuing the development of a satellite laser cannon to blow up the moon, trying to build a marauding airborne horde of cannibal robot octopi, and using illegally pirated TiVO. (Gasps.)

Saddam Hussein has not credibly explained these activities. He clearly has much to hide. Like my history with cocaine and Texas whores, only seedier. The dictator of Iraq is not disarming. To the contrary, he is deceiving. Year after year, Saddam Hussein has gone to elaborate lengths, spent enormous sums, taken great risks to build and keep weapons of mass destruction. But why?

The only possible explanation, the only possible use he could have for those weapons, is to dominate, intimidate or attack. Just like he's been doing for 12 years. Dominating, intimidating, and attacking... all from the safety of his little shitty-hobbled camel ass of a quasi-country. We know for a fact, he has the capacity to nuke half of Baghdad. (Applause.)

Iraqi refugees tell us how forced confessions are obtained: by torturing children while their parents are made to watch. International human rights groups have catalogued other methods used in the torture chambers of Iraq: electric shock, burning with hot irons, dripping acid on the skin, mutilation with electric drills, cutting out tongues, and rape. Also: feeding grandmothers to pits of crocodiles, pushing Tabasco sauce-soaked bamboo under fingernails, and running uncut fingernails down chalkboards. Want more proof of what a monstrous beast-monster Saddam is? He forces his own doppelgangers to orally gratify him! These are the sort of things that make sensitive soft middle-class pacifists at Amnesty International cry. Well, that and The Hours, and everything Rummy says. But to those wussies, when it comes to torture or the unilateralist arrogance of America (whatever the fuck that means) - well, drill away Saddam!

If this is not evil, then evil has no meaning. This is super evil. It's like Hitler x 2 evil.......
My favorite part:

To protect our country, we reorganized our government and created the Department of Homeland Security — which is mobilizing against the threat of civil liberties.

See how the far left will change the words to suit their narrative..

Did you just hear a loud whooshing sound?
Yes it was the sound of you failing to make your point and exposing your ignorane and stupidity.
Please try harder and avoid wasting everyne's time.
 
Says the far left drone that believes the history of Iraq started in 2003 and led to 9/11
President Bush said in his State of the Union Address that Iraq was aiding and protecting al Qaeda. Was Iraq aiding and protecting al Qaeda or not? If it was, HOW?
Link?

2003 State of the Union Address Complete Transcript of President Bush s Speech to Congress and the Nation - WHITEHOUSE.ORG

The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa. Our intelligence sources tell us that he has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for nuclear weapons production. He is also pursuing the development of a satellite laser cannon to blow up the moon, trying to build a marauding airborne horde of cannibal robot octopi, and using illegally pirated TiVO. (Gasps.)

Saddam Hussein has not credibly explained these activities. He clearly has much to hide. Like my history with cocaine and Texas whores, only seedier. The dictator of Iraq is not disarming. To the contrary, he is deceiving. Year after year, Saddam Hussein has gone to elaborate lengths, spent enormous sums, taken great risks to build and keep weapons of mass destruction. But why?

The only possible explanation, the only possible use he could have for those weapons, is to dominate, intimidate or attack. Just like he's been doing for 12 years. Dominating, intimidating, and attacking... all from the safety of his little shitty-hobbled camel ass of a quasi-country. We know for a fact, he has the capacity to nuke half of Baghdad. (Applause.)

Iraqi refugees tell us how forced confessions are obtained: by torturing children while their parents are made to watch. International human rights groups have catalogued other methods used in the torture chambers of Iraq: electric shock, burning with hot irons, dripping acid on the skin, mutilation with electric drills, cutting out tongues, and rape. Also: feeding grandmothers to pits of crocodiles, pushing Tabasco sauce-soaked bamboo under fingernails, and running uncut fingernails down chalkboards. Want more proof of what a monstrous beast-monster Saddam is? He forces his own doppelgangers to orally gratify him! These are the sort of things that make sensitive soft middle-class pacifists at Amnesty International cry. Well, that and The Hours, and everything Rummy says. But to those wussies, when it comes to torture or the unilateralist arrogance of America (whatever the fuck that means) - well, drill away Saddam!

If this is not evil, then evil has no meaning. This is super evil. It's like Hitler x 2 evil.......
You post a joke website to support your joke posts. You are the joke here.

Poor poor wittle wabbit.
Your surrender here is noted and accepted.
 
One thing is for certain, the left is responsible for this miserable excuse we have currently in the White House, furthermore, the current situation in the Mid East is theirs to shoulder. To think the lessons of withdrawal, vacuums, and emboldening ones adversary by conduct of failed leadership were never learned. What other purpose would someone drum up the issues and events of 13 years ago. Good luck with that.
 
George W. Bush said God told him to invade Iraq.
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