iamwhatiseem
Diamond Member
...is married to Giade DeLaurentiis......an amazing Italian cook...and bitchin hot...
44 Years old!!
44 Years old!!
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Holy shit!!!! I had no idea she was 44!!
I'd like to suck on her left clavicle.
Her milk mates appear to be plenty available.I'd like to suck on her left clavicle.
Personally i'd suck on whatever body part she made available.
Her milk mates appear to be plenty available.I'd like to suck on her left clavicle.
Personally i'd suck on whatever body part she made available.
Still, no where near as purdy as Taylor Swift.Her milk mates appear to be plenty available.I'd like to suck on her left clavicle.
Personally i'd suck on whatever body part she made available.
Shiiiit...I'd suck her toes after walking through a cow pasture barefoot if given the chance.
Still, no where near as purdy as Taylor Swift.Her milk mates appear to be plenty available.I'd like to suck on her left clavicle.
Personally i'd suck on whatever body part she made available.
Shiiiit...I'd suck her toes after walking through a cow pasture barefoot if given the chance.
The other day, I announced to Mrs. H. that Taylor Swift is my new girlfriend. She replaced Paris Hilton.Still, no where near as purdy as Taylor Swift.Her milk mates appear to be plenty available.I'd like to suck on her left clavicle.
Personally i'd suck on whatever body part she made available.
Shiiiit...I'd suck her toes after walking through a cow pasture barefoot if given the chance.
The wife gives me shit every time I drool over Taylor.
At least she doesnt get pissed about it though. I guess the total unlikely hood of me hooking up with her makes it easy.
Kinda like me laughing about her love affair with George Clooney...although his liberal leanings are more of an insult than his looks.
The other day, I announced to Mrs. H. that Taylor Swift is my new girlfriend. She replaced Paris Hilton.Still, no where near as purdy as Taylor Swift.Her milk mates appear to be plenty available.Personally i'd suck on whatever body part she made available.
Shiiiit...I'd suck her toes after walking through a cow pasture barefoot if given the chance.
The wife gives me shit every time I drool over Taylor.
At least she doesnt get pissed about it though. I guess the total unlikely hood of me hooking up with her makes it easy.
Kinda like me laughing about her love affair with George Clooney...although his liberal leanings are more of an insult than his looks.
Paris is one first-class ho, bro.The other day, I announced to Mrs. H. that Taylor Swift is my new girlfriend. She replaced Paris Hilton.Still, no where near as purdy as Taylor Swift.Her milk mates appear to be plenty available.
Shiiiit...I'd suck her toes after walking through a cow pasture barefoot if given the chance.
The wife gives me shit every time I drool over Taylor.
At least she doesnt get pissed about it though. I guess the total unlikely hood of me hooking up with her makes it easy.
Kinda like me laughing about her love affair with George Clooney...although his liberal leanings are more of an insult than his looks.
Paris? Good God man have you no self respect?
Next you'll tell me you have the hots for Miley Cyrus.
Paris is one first-class ho, bro.The other day, I announced to Mrs. H. that Taylor Swift is my new girlfriend. She replaced Paris Hilton.Still, no where near as purdy as Taylor Swift.Shiiiit...I'd suck her toes after walking through a cow pasture barefoot if given the chance.
The wife gives me shit every time I drool over Taylor.
At least she doesnt get pissed about it though. I guess the total unlikely hood of me hooking up with her makes it easy.
Kinda like me laughing about her love affair with George Clooney...although his liberal leanings are more of an insult than his looks.
Paris? Good God man have you no self respect?
Next you'll tell me you have the hots for Miley Cyrus.
Cyrus? I'd walk a miley in her shorts.
Damn man there's no parts of her left for ME to lick!
Hey! That's MISTER sick bastard to you, pal.Paris is one first-class ho, bro.The other day, I announced to Mrs. H. that Taylor Swift is my new girlfriend. She replaced Paris Hilton.Still, no where near as purdy as Taylor Swift.
The wife gives me shit every time I drool over Taylor.
At least she doesnt get pissed about it though. I guess the total unlikely hood of me hooking up with her makes it easy.
Kinda like me laughing about her love affair with George Clooney...although his liberal leanings are more of an insult than his looks.
Paris? Good God man have you no self respect?
Next you'll tell me you have the hots for Miley Cyrus.
Cyrus? I'd walk a miley in her shorts.
Damn you're a sick bastard!!! Are we related or something? Brother from another mother maybe?
Hey! That's MISTER sick bastard to you, pal.Paris is one first-class ho, bro.The other day, I announced to Mrs. H. that Taylor Swift is my new girlfriend. She replaced Paris Hilton.The wife gives me shit every time I drool over Taylor.
At least she doesnt get pissed about it though. I guess the total unlikely hood of me hooking up with her makes it easy.
Kinda like me laughing about her love affair with George Clooney...although his liberal leanings are more of an insult than his looks.
Paris? Good God man have you no self respect?
Next you'll tell me you have the hots for Miley Cyrus.
Cyrus? I'd walk a miley in her shorts.
Damn you're a sick bastard!!! Are we related or something? Brother from another mother maybe?