Biden will have his first Presser

[jbrownson0831]

He is late. Must be getting a fresh Depends.

Make it a double, he is gonna be pushin extra out for this gig

 

[WelfareQueen]

He's getting an adrenaline shit in his ass as we speak.

 

[norwegen]

Twenty dollars says he completes at least ten sentences. Maybe a dozen.

 

[Oddball]

He's backstage looking for the entrance, like Spinal Tap!

 

[toobfreak]

Someone needs to play some ice cream truck music on their phone when he comes out.

I was thinking the Benny Hill theme.

I was going to go with the theme from A Space Odyssey.

 

[Nostra]

Waiting for the meds to kick in.....

 

[toobfreak]

Twenty dollars says he completes at least ten sentences. Maybe a dozen.

Yes but will they be able to be strung together into one coherent topic? Or even thought?

 

[ColonelAngus]

Finally. He is reading that binder well.

 

[Nostra]

First softball......Republicans oppose your agenda...yada...yada...

 

[ColonelAngus]

No one could understand that asshole with 2 masks. Joe obviously got the questions in advance.

 

[Nostra]

These questions are a joke...you are a moral, decent man that’s why they are sending their children...

WTF?

 

[the other mike]

It's showtime ...

He looked fairly sharp and gave a
pretty thoughtful answer out of the gate, I have to admit.
But he's full of shit on immigration so far. Trump was doing a great job there.

 

[ColonelAngus]

Goddamn he is just babbling about the border crisis.

 

[jbrownson0831]

It's showtime ...

He looks fairly sharp and gave a
pretty thoughtful answer out of the gate, I have to admit.

They thawed out him out slowly from his cryogenic suspension....

 

[Nostra]

Didn’t take long to blame Trump for his No Border Policy.

 

[ColonelAngus]

We should drink every time he blames Trump for something.

 

[ColonelAngus]

His is talking in circles.....holy shit.

He is not speaking to legal immigration and why illegal immigration should be stopped.

 

[Oddball]

Clearly pre-screened questioners/questions and rehearsed answers.

 

[Oddball]

We should drink every time he blames Trump for something.

Don't want to get alcohol poisoning.

 

[Claudette]

It's showtime ...

I was just watching it on my tablet. Biden was telling everyone how great he was cause he says UE is lower. He was about to take question from the press when my tablet went black and silent. Anyone watching??