First lady wants people to drink more plain water

[Nova78]

First lady makes announcement that if you jump off a cliff it would be bad for your health, First lady wants all Americans to stay away from cliffs

 

[Mr Natural]

How long before drinking water becomes some kind of Communist plot?

 

[Skull Pilot]

How long before drinking water becomes some kind of Communist plot?

it did when they started adding chemicals to the public water supply.

 

[Crackerjaxon]

First lady makes announcement that if you jump off a cliff it would be bad for your health, First lady wants all Americans to stay away from cliffs

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In related news, Congresswoman Maxine Waters has introduced a bill that would raze the Appalachian and Rocky mountain ranges.

"People fall down hills, off cliffs and get lost on hikes all the time," said Waters. "If we flatten out these mountains, we can increase employment and ensure public safety."

Ms. Waters' bill was immediately endorsed by strip mining operators and the Flat Earth Society.

 

[Sunshine]

First lady makes announcement that if you jump off a cliff it would be bad for your health, First lady wants all Americans to stay away from cliffs

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Actually, it is the reverse. She wants many Americans to fall off a cliff. She and her ill bred husband have led us to the precipice.

 

[Seawytch]

First lady wants people to drink more plain water | Political Headlines | Comcast

Michelle Obama has pushed Americans to eat healthier and to exercise more. Now she says we should "drink up" too. As in plain water. And as in more of it.

The first lady, an exercise fanatic who loves French fries and whose biceps are envied by women everywhere, is getting behind a campaign being launched Thursday to encourage people to drink more plain old-fashioned water. Whether it comes from a faucet, an underground spring, a rambling river or a plastic bottle, the message is: "Drink up."


Next she will be telling us how to wipe our ass , get the shit out of our lives Government !

WTF is wrong with you? Wanting people to be more healthy is a reason for hatred and derision. Fuk you.

Hey maybe a Rethug you love will come out and say just to drink pop and energy drinks.
You good with that?

Is obesity a problem in this country? Yes. Are unhealthy lifestyles contributing to increases in diabetes? Yes. Has healthcare costs increased because of bad eating and drinking decisions leading to more preventable illness. Yes.

What the fuk is your problem with the Presidents wife championing healthier living?
Haters got to hate. Right? It's the only thing you've got.

Your mad because Michelle could kick your ass in arm wrestling. Hey eat healthier, drink plenty of water and work out.

Ah, here's the problem with socialism: any self-righteous fool with a modicum of authority can interfere in your life for any purpose said fool deems necessary for your own good.

The belief that people need to be herded like cattle lies at the heart of modern progressivism.

It would be funny to watch the wrath of would-be commissars is it wasn't so inherently dangerous.

How does saying "eat healthy foods" or "read more to your children" interfere with your life?

 

[007]

I wonder how much "plain water" the wookie drinks as she's waited on hand and foot up there in the black house by a small army of waiters, waitresses and personal staff?

Hey flotus, practice what ya preach you fat ass skank. Can't wait until your reparations collecting ass is kicked to the fucking curb. Meddling bitch, if I need more water I'll hear it from my doctor, not you.

 

[zeke]

How long before drinking water becomes some kind of Communist plot?

it did when they started adding chemicals to the public water supply.

Say you are kidding. Come on, you must be kidding. No I bet you are not. Then you must be on a well and able to resist the Commie plot of adding chemicals to the drinking water.

Of course it leads me to ask; is this the reason so many on the right are bat shit crazy? A communist plot to take over the right wingers drinking water by adding chemicals to make you all crazy?

Call your friend Putin. Tell him you want it stopped. He'll do it you know. He likes America.

 

[rightwinger]

Gotta luv rightwing FauxRage

Yeah? Wait until you get something like I have and see how you feel about her stupid blanket advice. She has just contradicted every pulmonary hypertension patient's MD. Not only that, there are a spate of diseases that require fluid restriction. But does that stupid fat ugly fuck include this exception in her advice? o HELL no!


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Are you nuts?

If your doctor tells you to refrain from drinking too much water, then do it
You are going to ignore your doctors advice because the First Lady says so?

God, conservatives are fucking stupid

 

[Sunshine]

WTF is wrong with you? Wanting people to be more healthy is a reason for hatred and derision. Fuk you.

Hey maybe a Rethug you love will come out and say just to drink pop and energy drinks.
You good with that?

Is obesity a problem in this country? Yes. Are unhealthy lifestyles contributing to increases in diabetes? Yes. Has healthcare costs increased because of bad eating and drinking decisions leading to more preventable illness. Yes.

What the fuk is your problem with the Presidents wife championing healthier living?
Haters got to hate. Right? It's the only thing you've got.

Your mad because Michelle could kick your ass in arm wrestling. Hey eat healthier, drink plenty of water and work out.

Ah, here's the problem with socialism: any self-righteous fool with a modicum of authority can interfere in your life for any purpose said fool deems necessary for your own good.

The belief that people need to be herded like cattle lies at the heart of modern progressivism.

It would be funny to watch the wrath of would-be commissars is it wasn't so inherently dangerous.

How does saying "eat healthy foods" or "read more to your children" interfere with your life?

Her 'advice' is insulting because it precludes any of us having a fucking clue about how to nourish ourselves and our children. If she wants to 'minister' to her ghetto gutter snipes, then she can knock herself out. But there are plenty of Americans who know what good nutrition is and plenty of us who would be injured if we followed her stupid blanket advice. I certainly would be because of my fluid restriction.

 

[rightwinger]

How long before drinking water becomes some kind of Communist plot?

it did when they started adding chemicals to the public water supply.

Adding chemicals to the public water supply has saved millions of lives

 

[Sunshine]

Gotta luv rightwing FauxRage

Yeah? Wait until you get something like I have and see how you feel about her stupid blanket advice. She has just contradicted every pulmonary hypertension patient's MD. Not only that, there are a spate of diseases that require fluid restriction. But does that stupid fat ugly fuck include this exception in her advice? o HELL no!


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Are you nuts?

If your doctor tells you to refrain from drinking too much water, then do it
You are going to ignore your doctors advice because the First Lady says so?

God, conservatives are fucking stupid

She is irresponsible in not making note that there can be exceptions to her advice. And FYI, this disease does not pick and choose any particular creed. You could find your stupid self with it. And I stop short of saying I hope you do, but you would learn a thing or two if you did get it.


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[Crackerjaxon]

WTF is wrong with you? Wanting people to be more healthy is a reason for hatred and derision. Fuk you.

Hey maybe a Rethug you love will come out and say just to drink pop and energy drinks.
You good with that?

Is obesity a problem in this country? Yes. Are unhealthy lifestyles contributing to increases in diabetes? Yes. Has healthcare costs increased because of bad eating and drinking decisions leading to more preventable illness. Yes.

What the fuk is your problem with the Presidents wife championing healthier living?
Haters got to hate. Right? It's the only thing you've got.

Your mad because Michelle could kick your ass in arm wrestling. Hey eat healthier, drink plenty of water and work out.

Ah, here's the problem with socialism: any self-righteous fool with a modicum of authority can interfere in your life for any purpose said fool deems necessary for your own good.

The belief that people need to be herded like cattle lies at the heart of modern progressivism.

It would be funny to watch the wrath of would-be commissars is it wasn't so inherently dangerous.

How does saying "eat healthy foods" or "read more to your children" interfere with your life?

Idiots like that may be safely ignored until, in their benevolent majesty, they decide to codify their idiocy into law. As it is, they are simply wasting our time and money by putting the government propaganda machine to work on it.

 

[Seawytch]

Ah, here's the problem with socialism: any self-righteous fool with a modicum of authority can interfere in your life for any purpose said fool deems necessary for your own good.

The belief that people need to be herded like cattle lies at the heart of modern progressivism.

It would be funny to watch the wrath of would-be commissars is it wasn't so inherently dangerous.

How does saying "eat healthy foods" or "read more to your children" interfere with your life?

Her 'advice' is insulting because it precludes any of us having a fucking clue about how to nourish ourselves and our children. If she wants to 'minister' to her ghetto gutter snipes, then she can knock herself out. But there are plenty of Americans who know what good nutrition is and plenty of us who would be injured if we followed her stupid blanket advice. I certainly would be because of my fluid restriction.

So when Nancy told your kids to stay off drugs or bug eyed Barbara said "read more" they were telling you that you didn't know how to address these things yourself?

ODS runs deep.

 

[zeke]

I wonder how much "plain water" the wookie drinks as she's waited on hand and foot up there in the black house by a small army of waiters, waitresses and personal staff?

Hey flotus, practice what ya preach you fat ass skank. Can't wait until your reparations collecting ass is kicked to the fucking curb. Meddling bitch, if I need more water I'll hear it from my doctor, not you.

Jealous much dude? That's the life of a rich pampered person. If you would get off your ass and get a job, maybe you could afford going to a sit down restaurant. They would wait hand and foot on you. Your food wouldn't come to you in a bag. A wait staff would bring you a glass of water. If you ask nice. They will even make you feel like you are special. For a nice tip.
Get a job and get a grip.

 

[Crackerjaxon]

How long before drinking water becomes some kind of Communist plot?

it did when they started adding chemicals to the public water supply.

Adding chemicals to the public water supply has saved millions of lives

Sure it has. Name a few.

 

[Seawytch]

Ah, here's the problem with socialism: any self-righteous fool with a modicum of authority can interfere in your life for any purpose said fool deems necessary for your own good.

The belief that people need to be herded like cattle lies at the heart of modern progressivism.

It would be funny to watch the wrath of would-be commissars is it wasn't so inherently dangerous.

How does saying "eat healthy foods" or "read more to your children" interfere with your life?

Idiots like that may be safely ignored until, in their benevolent majesty, they decide to codify their idiocy into law. As it is, they are simply wasting our time and money by putting the government propaganda machine to work on it.

Yup just like those anti drug and pro reading "propaganda campaigns" I'm sure you bitched about.

 

[rightwinger]

Yeah? Wait until you get something like I have and see how you feel about her stupid blanket advice. She has just contradicted every pulmonary hypertension patient's MD. Not only that, there are a spate of diseases that require fluid restriction. But does that stupid fat ugly fuck include this exception in her advice? o HELL no!


.

Are you nuts?

If your doctor tells you to refrain from drinking too much water, then do it
You are going to ignore your doctors advice because the First Lady says so?

God, conservatives are fucking stupid

She is irresponsible in not making note that there can be exceptions to her advice. And FYI, this disease does not pick and choose any particular creed. You could find your stupid self with it. And I stop short of saying I hope you do, but you would learn a thing or two if you did get it.


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Please, please

Tell us you are not as stupid as what you are posting. When someone gives advice they have to list all possible exceptions to that advice? If your doctor says regulate water intake....then do it

America is too fucking fat. Any advice to restrain obesity is well worth it

 

[Crackerjaxon]

How does saying "eat healthy foods" or "read more to your children" interfere with your life?

Idiots like that may be safely ignored until, in their benevolent majesty, they decide to codify their idiocy into law. As it is, they are simply wasting our time and money by putting the government propaganda machine to work on it.

Yup just like those anti drug and pro reading "propaganda campaigns" I'm sure you bitched about.

Yes, exactly like those. Why are they wasting tax dollars on such drivel? Would you be happier if I referred to them as public information campaigns?

One must be careful of one's euphemisms.

 

[Seawytch]

Idiots like that may be safely ignored until, in their benevolent majesty, they decide to codify their idiocy into law. As it is, they are simply wasting our time and money by putting the government propaganda machine to work on it.

Yup just like those anti drug and pro reading "propaganda campaigns" I'm sure you bitched about.

Yes, exactly like those. Why are they wasting tax dollars on such drivel? Would you be happier if I referred to them as public information campaigns?

One must be careful of one's euphemisms.

Good luck with your campaigns against anti drug, pro reading and pro healthy living campaigns.