That being said, if after October 7th you donāt stand with Israel in its war on Hamas, thereās something I have to tell you and Iām sorry to be the one to say it, so maybe sit down for this.
You. Are. An. Antisemite.
Thatās right. There is no scenario in which you side with Hamas after what it did and what it wants to do over and over and you can claim you donāt hate Jews.
Not possible.
Itās really pretty simple.
Hamas wants all Jews dead. They donāt hide it. They are proud of it.
If you support them, you support another Holocaust. That makes you an antisemite.
Oh, and while on the topic, if you donāt think Israel has a right to exist, that means you donāt think the Jewish people deserve to come home to their homeland where they are indigenous.
So let me get this straight. Christian countries? Sure. Muslim countries? No problem.
One tiny little Jewish state? Nope. Thatās too much.
So again, no one else will say it. You cannot oppose the existence of Israel and claim you arenāt an antisemite.
You support Hamas? Youāre an antisemite.
You oppose the state of Israel? Antisemite.
Now that we got that out of the way, you donāt want to be just a mediocre antisemite. If youāre gonna do it, do it right.
Here are some speaking points and tips for you to take your Jew hatred to the next level. Youāre welcome.
1- Read Mein Kampf. Youāll find it to be a fascinating read from one of your role models.
2- Allocate some time on a daily basis to harass random Jews on the streets. Just make sure not to differentiate between Jews who are actual Zionists and love Israel and Jews who have never been to Israel and have zero opinion on the matter. A Jew is a Jew is a Jew.
3- Make sure to check the Hamas website or social media channels at least 5 times a day for speaking points. Make sure to quote Hamasā casualty numbers as often as possible. Reminder that Israel has killed zero terrorists and every single casualty in Gaza is a woman, a child, a doctor, or a journalist. If you really want to gain some points amongst your peers, head over to your local toy store, buy a doll, color it with a red marker and snap a photo. Share that photo on your social media with the caption āIsrael killed this baby.ā
4- Go find all the reports about sexual violence perpetrated by Hamas and replace the word Hamas with IDF then tell everyone about it.
5- While youāre at the toy store, ask them if they have a mask. Buy it. Cover your face with it. Find an anti Jewish protest in your city and join, while yelling things you donāt understand and chanting things that contradict each other (āGlobalize the Intifadaā and āCeasefire now.ā)
6- Join the BDS movement and boycott all Israeli products. Before you do that though, make sure to throw out your phone, not use the internet, and sell all your computers. You canāt use any of thatā¦
7- Speak to some of your fellow antisemites and come up with some new creative blood libels. Reminder to stay away from āThe Jews control the media and the weatherā, āThe Jews drink Christian blood and killed Jesus.ā, āThe Jews are killing Gazans indiscriminately.ā Those have already been used. Go crazy. No one will think twice no matter how much you lie, as long as itās a lie about Jews being evil.
8- Tell everyone that Israel is harvesting Palestinian organs and attacking random Gazans trying to find food. That should illicit some good hatred of the Jews.
9- Make sure to accuse Israel of genocide in Gaza but when Hamas rejects yet another ceasefire, make sure youāre too busy that day to say a word on social media. Start yelling ceasefire now on the next day. Everyone will forget that Hamas is the one preventing a ceasefire.
10- Make sure to continuously change and deny history as often as you can. Remember; the Holocaust never happened. Neither did October 7th. The Palestinian people are thousands of years old and all they want is a state of their own. Please make sure to ignore any and all facts that you see in a history book. The Jews control those too.
11- One bonus point. Make sure to ignore all conflicts around the world and their casualty numbers. Then keep repeating how the Gaza casualty numbers are unprecedented, even though the truth is, theyāre microscopic compared to other wars, even the one in Syria, which is right on Israelās border.
Congratulations. You are now a well trained and highly equipped antisemite. Go buy yourself a drink on me (but Iām a Jew so it might be poisoned.)
ok ---so the islamo nazi pigs are claiming that they are
FORCED to be islamo nazi pigs. Reminds me of the major
defense put up by the criminals at Nuremberg