Ted Cruz Cooks Bacon With A Machine Gun

[Lonestar_logic]

I wonder how much it costs to cook bacon with a machine gun?

Your food stamps wouldn't cover it.

 

[Lakhota]

I wonder how much it costs to cook bacon with a machine gun?

Your food stamps wouldn't cover it.

Probably not. However, the campaign cash you NaziCons send to Cruz probably would.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Not really a machine gun,but all right.

 

[OKTexas]

You probably shouldn't try this at home.

Presidential candidate and U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) tried out a new method for cooking bacon that involves a machine gun.

In a video released Monday by the Independent Journal Review, Cruz is seen at a shooting range firing a machine gun with the barrel wrapped in bacon and covered with aluminum foil.

"There are few things I enjoy more than on weekends cooking breakfast with the family. Of course in Texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks," Cruz says at the beginning of the video.

Once the grease starts dripping, Cruz removes the aluminum foil and tastes the bacon.

"Mmmm. Machine-gun bacon," Cruz says with a laugh.

"Hot and crispy. It's just the way I like it," Matt Halsrud, of Central Iowa Impact Indoor Shooting Range, says at the end of the video.



Ted Cruz Cooks Bacon With A Machine Gun

Well, that should certainly qualify Cruz for Trump's VP.

Kewl

And no, I'd rather see him as the AG.

I've heard that Trump would choose Trey Gowdy as his AG.

He could be good also, but Ted is more experienced in dealing with SCOTUS and having been Solicitor General probably better organizational skills. Gowdy was just a prosecutor, maybe better suited to head the FBI.

 

[LoneLaugher]

The primary qualification for USMB nutters to consider you as an AG candidate is whether or not you are willing to show disrespect toward liberals.

 

[Lonestar_logic]

I wonder how much it costs to cook bacon with a machine gun?

Your food stamps wouldn't cover it.

Probably not. However, the campaign cash you NaziCons send to Cruz probably would.

Flattery will get you nowhere.

 

[The Rabbi]

The primary qualification for USMB nutters to consider you as an AG candidate is whether or not you are willing to show disrespect toward liberals.

Disrespect? No.
Viciousness against illegal acts? Yes.

 

[Lonestar_logic]

You probably shouldn't try this at home.

Presidential candidate and U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) tried out a new method for cooking bacon that involves a machine gun.

In a video released Monday by the Independent Journal Review, Cruz is seen at a shooting range firing a machine gun with the barrel wrapped in bacon and covered with aluminum foil.

"There are few things I enjoy more than on weekends cooking breakfast with the family. Of course in Texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks," Cruz says at the beginning of the video.

Once the grease starts dripping, Cruz removes the aluminum foil and tastes the bacon.

"Mmmm. Machine-gun bacon," Cruz says with a laugh.

"Hot and crispy. It's just the way I like it," Matt Halsrud, of Central Iowa Impact Indoor Shooting Range, says at the end of the video.



Ted Cruz Cooks Bacon With A Machine Gun

Well, that should certainly qualify Cruz for Trump's VP.

Kewl

And no, I'd rather see him as the AG.

I've heard that Trump would choose Trey Gowdy as his AG.

He could be good also, but Ted is more experienced in dealing with SCOTUS and having been Solicitor General probably better organizational skills. Gowdy was just a prosecutor, maybe better suited to head the FBI.

A prosecutor is more in line with an AG's duties than a Solicitor General's which is more akin to a defense attorney.IMO

 

[Lakhota]

What would possess a person to wrap bacon around the barrel of a machine gun and then fire enough rounds to cook it?

 

[LoneLaugher]

The primary qualification for USMB nutters to consider you as an AG candidate is whether or not you are willing to show disrespect toward liberals.

Disrespect? No.
Viciousness against illegal acts? Yes.

No. It's just disrespect. Ben Carson is going to be on that debate stage because he dissed Obama at a prayer breakfast.

Nutters love that shit.

 

[LoneLaugher]

What would possess a person to wrap bacon around the barrel of a machine gun and then fire enough rounds to cook it?

The desire to kiss the asses of a bunch of retards.

 

[Lonestar_logic]

What would possess a person to wrap bacon around the barrel of a machine gun and then fire enough rounds to cook it?

Just goofing off and having fun and basically just seeing if it could be done. But it's harmless fun and it riles up liberals which makes it twice as fun.

 

[The Rabbi]

The primary qualification for USMB nutters to consider you as an AG candidate is whether or not you are willing to show disrespect toward liberals.

Disrespect? No.
Viciousness against illegal acts? Yes.

No. It's just disrespect. Ben Carson is going to be on that debate stage because he dissed Obama at a prayer breakfast.

Nutters love that shit.

Do you really think that is the reason Carson will be at the debate?

 

[Lonestar_logic]

What would possess a person to wrap bacon around the barrel of a machine gun and then fire enough rounds to cook it?

The desire to kiss the asses of a bunch of retards.

Coming from a guy that dresses like a clown. HAHAHA

 

[Lakhota]

What would possess a person to wrap bacon around the barrel of a machine gun and then fire enough rounds to cook it?

Just goofing off and having fun and basically just seeing if it could be done. But it's harmless fun and it riles up liberals which makes it twice as fun.

Gee, thanks for your "logical" explanation.

 

[The Rabbi]

What would possess a person to wrap bacon around the barrel of a machine gun and then fire enough rounds to cook it?

Just goofing off and having fun and basically just seeing if it could be done. But it's harmless fun and it riles up liberals which makes it twice as fun.

Makes liberals' heads explode. Always a good thing.

 

[occupied]

What a retarded waste of ammo.

 

[OKTexas]

What would possess a person to wrap bacon around the barrel of a machine gun and then fire enough rounds to cook it?

Just like many activities with a gun, it's fun.

 

[Lonestar_logic]

What would possess a person to wrap bacon around the barrel of a machine gun and then fire enough rounds to cook it?

Just goofing off and having fun and basically just seeing if it could be done. But it's harmless fun and it riles up liberals which makes it twice as fun.

Gee, thanks for your "logical" explanation.

You're welcome. I'm guessing you've never done anything just for shits and giggles.

 

[Lonestar_logic]

What a retarded waste of ammo.

Target practicing is a waste of ammo? SHHHHHH don't tell anyone that, selling ammo keeps me in business. HAHAHA