YWN666
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- Nov 11, 2008
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So I'm going to hell for throwing a bible in the garbage? Gee, that's pretty harsh.
How about this, a split second before I die, I'll repent, just in case. Won't that work?
Trust me when I tell you that if you go to Hell, that almost certainly won't be the only reason.
And by all means, depend on dying slowly enough to be able to repent at the last second. That's just about your intellectual speed. Of course, if you get hit by a bus while crossing the street, you're completely screwed. Moron.
Hey, where is hell located, anyway? I'm guessing somewhere near Newark, NJ.