The Bible, the only way to heaven

[Bass v 2.0]

Unless, with the passage of gay marraige, YOU were forced by the state to go suck a dick then YOU didn't have anything "shoved down your throat".

Once again, why should Christians voted for gay marriagewhen that goes against their religious beliefs?

and no, politically forcing Ceasar to your dogma junkie whim is NOT the christian thing to do. Notice, pussy, IM the one quoting scripture while YOU continue to act like some farcical caracature wannabe black Fred Phelps. yes, I bet your example nets a lot of new souls ALL THE TIME!

Putting political things before the Word of God is not the Christian thing to do and supporting anything that goes against the Word of God, either directly and or indirectly is not the Christian thing to do, so do not try to force your political activist goals on to Christians asking them to forsake their religion. You haven't quoted one scripture to back up the premise of hat you're saying.

 

[Bass v 2.0]

If everyone follows the guide lines and commandments that the Bible puts forth they will have eternal life, why anyone would go against it and or put it down as a worthless religious book is beyond explanation. A lot of you people who are against the message of the Bible[you can be against Christianity all you like, thats man-made] most likely have not red the Bible in detail with the inspiration of the Spirit and with understanding so its only logical that you would lash out against that which you don't understand. The Bible is *NOT* subject to change its message based on what is acceptable by man because it is not man who will allow you into heaven or send you to hell it is God, so if homosexuality, pornography and glorification of fornication and sexual promiscuity is popular and or widely accepted by man the Bible is not wrong for its holy message against those types of things and conversely, those of us who preach these scared principles are not zealots and fundies.

When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!

But I want you to know something, this is sincere, I want you to know, when it comes to believing in God, I really tried. I really, really tried. I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up.

Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently-run universe, this guy would've been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago. And by the way, I say "this guy", because I firmly believe, looking at these results, that if there is a God, it has to be a man.

No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this. So, if there is a God, I think most reasonable people might agree that he's at least incompetent, and maybe, just maybe, doesn't give a shit. Doesn't give a shit, which I admire in a person, and which would explain a lot of these bad results.

So rather than be just another mindless religious robot, mindlessly and aimlessly and blindly believing that all of this is in the hands of some spooky incompetent father figure who doesn't give a shit, I decided to look around for something else to worship. Something I could really count on.

And immediately, I thought of the sun. Happened like that. Overnight I became a sun-worshipper. Well, not overnight, you can't see the sun at night. But first thing the next morning, I became a sun-worshipper. Several reasons. First of all, I can see the sun, okay? Unlike some other gods I could mention, I can actually see the sun. I'm big on that. If I can see something, I don't know, it kind of helps the credibility along, you know? So everyday I can see the sun, as it gives me everything I need; heat, light, food, flowers in the park, reflections on the lake, an occasional skin cancer, but hey. At least there are no crucifixions, and we're not setting people on fire simply because they don't agree with us.

Sun worship is fairly simple. There's no mystery, no miracles, no pageantry, no one asks for money, there are no songs to learn, and we don't have a special building where we all gather once a week to compare clothing. And the best thing about the sun, it never tells me I'm unworthy. Doesn't tell me I'm a bad person who needs to be saved. Hasn't said an unkind word. Treats me fine. So, I worship the sun. But, I don't pray to the sun. Know why? I wouldn't presume on our friendship. It's not polite.

I've often thought people treat God rather rudely, don't you? Asking trillions and trillions of prayers every day. Asking and pleading and begging for favors. Do this, gimme that, I need a new car, I want a better job. And most of this praying takes place on Sunday His day off. It's not nice. And it's no way to treat a friend.

But people do pray, and they pray for a lot of different things, you know, your sister needs an operation on her crotch, your brother was arrested for defecating in a mall. But most of all, you'd really like to fuck that hot little redhead down at the convenience store. You know, the one with the eyepatch and the clubfoot? Can you pray for that? I think you'd have to. And I say, fine. Pray for anything you want. Pray for anything, but what about the Divine Plan?

Remember that? The Divine Plan. Long time ago, God made a Divine Plan. Gave it a lot of thought, decided it was a good plan, put it into practice. And for billions and billions of years, the Divine Plan has been doing just fine. Now, you come along, and pray for something. Well suppose the thing you want isn't in God's Divine Plan? What do you want Him to do? Change His plan? Just for you? Doesn't it seem a little arrogant? It's a Divine Plan. What's the use of being God if every run-down shmuck with a two-dollar prayerbook can come along and fuck up Your Plan?

And here's something else, another problem you might have: Suppose your prayers aren't answered. What do you say? "Well, it's God's will." "Thy Will Be Done." Fine, but if it's God's will, and He's going to do what He wants to anyway, why the fuck bother praying in the first place? Seems like a big waste of time to me! Couldn't you just skip the praying part and go right to His Will? It's all very confusing.

So to get around a lot of this, I decided to worship the sun. But, as I said, I don't pray to the sun. You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Two reasons: First of all, I think he's a good actor, okay? To me, that counts. Second, he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with.

For years I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog, Joe Pesci straightened that cocksucker out with one visit. It's amazing what you can accomplish with a simple baseball bat.

So I've been praying to Joe for about a year now. And I noticed something. I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered at about the same 50% rate. Half the time I get what I want, half the time I don't. Same as God, 50-50. Same as the four-leaf clover and the horseshoe, the wishing well and the rabbit's foot, same as the Mojo Man, same as the Voodoo Lady who tells you your fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles, it's all the same: 50-50. So just pick your superstition, sit back, make a wish, and enjoy yourself.

And for those of you who look to The Bible for moral lessons and literary qualities, I might suggest a couple of other stories for you. You might want to look at the Three Little Pigs, that's a good one. Has a nice happy ending, I'm sure you'll like that. Then there's Little Red Riding Hood, although it does have that X-rated part where the Big Bad Wolf actually eats the grandmother. Which I didn't care for, by the way. And finally, I've always drawn a great deal of moral comfort from Humpty Dumpty. The part I like the best? "All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again." That's because there is no Humpty Dumpty, and there is no God. None, not one, no God, never was.

In fact, I'm gonna put it this way. If there is a God, may he strike this audience dead! See? Nothing happened. Nothing happened? Everybody's okay? All right, tell you what, I'll raise the stakes a little bit. If there is a God, may he strike me dead. See? Nothing happened, oh, wait, I've got a little cramp in my leg. And my balls hurt. Plus, I'm blind. I'm blind, oh, now I'm okay again, must have been Joe Pesci, huh? God Bless Joe Pesci. Thank you all very much. Joe Bless You!

(Copyright 1999 by George Carlin. Printed without permission.)

More personal attacks but nothing to refute the fact that the Bible is the Word of God.

 

[Bass v 2.0]

If everyone follows the guide lines and commandments that the Bible puts forth they will have eternal life, why anyone would go against it and or put it down as a worthless religious book is beyond explanation. A lot of you people who are against the message of the Bible[you can be against Christianity all you like, thats man-made] most likely have not red the Bible in detail with the inspiration of the Spirit and with understanding so its only logical that you would lash out against that which you don't understand. The Bible is *NOT* subject to change its message based on what is acceptable by man because it is not man who will allow you into heaven or send you to hell it is God, so if homosexuality, pornography and glorification of fornication and sexual promiscuity is popular and or widely accepted by man the Bible is not wrong for its holy message against those types of things and conversely, those of us who preach these scared principles are not zealots and fundies.

Giving all ground right up to the point where the bible, being the almighty word of god, is where you take a stand is precious. Hey Chuckie, its not like someone chooses between following the word of god or chooses not to follow the word of god.

There is NO word of god. Your stupid bible was assembled by Romans that needed a way to keep christians under control. It was written by men..uneducated men.

How does someone with a functioning brain end up with your vision of reality?

Whatsupchuckie?

Who is your god, what are his works and what has he done for you? You obviously don't know God and His Word so like the non-believing sinner that you are you attack the bible.

 

[Mr. President]

I haven't heard a valid reason yet disproving bible.

 

[HUGGY]

If everyone follows the guide lines and commandments that the Bible puts forth they will have eternal life, why anyone would go against it and or put it down as a worthless religious book is beyond explanation. A lot of you people who are against the message of the Bible[you can be against Christianity all you like, thats man-made] most likely have not red the Bible in detail with the inspiration of the Spirit and with understanding so its only logical that you would lash out against that which you don't understand. The Bible is *NOT* subject to change its message based on what is acceptable by man because it is not man who will allow you into heaven or send you to hell it is God, so if homosexuality, pornography and glorification of fornication and sexual promiscuity is popular and or widely accepted by man the Bible is not wrong for its holy message against those types of things and conversely, those of us who preach these scared principles are not zealots and fundies.

Giving all ground right up to the point where the bible, being the almighty word of god, is where you take a stand is precious. Hey Chuckie, its not like someone chooses between following the word of god or chooses not to follow the word of god.

There is NO word of god. Your stupid bible was assembled by Romans that needed a way to keep christians under control. It was written by men..uneducated men.

How does someone with a functioning brain end up with your vision of reality?

Whatsupchuckie?

Who is your god, what are his works and what has he done for you? You obviously don't know God and His Word so like the non-believing sinner that you are you attack the bible.

My evolution has brought me past a point where I need to blame a god for my failures and praise a god for my successes. I pray to no god for my wisdom and blame no god for my lack of it. In short I take personal responsibility for what I think and what I do.

Like most fantasy your religion portrays an ideal. Sometimes people get so caught up in the ideal they forget it is a fantasy.

 

[Shogun]

Unless, with the passage of gay marraige, YOU were forced by the state to go suck a dick then YOU didn't have anything "shoved down your throat".

Once again, why should Christians voted for gay marriagewhen that goes against their religious beliefs?

and no, politically forcing Ceasar to your dogma junkie whim is NOT the christian thing to do. Notice, pussy, IM the one quoting scripture while YOU continue to act like some farcical caracature wannabe black Fred Phelps. yes, I bet your example nets a lot of new souls ALL THE TIME!

Putting political things before the Word of God is not the Christian thing to do and supporting anything that goes against the Word of God, either directly and or indirectly is not the Christian thing to do, so do not try to force your political activist goals on to Christians asking them to forsake their religion. You haven't quoted one scripture to back up the premise of hat you're saying.

The fuck I haven't. SINNLESS MAY CAST THE FIRST STONE? RING A FUCKING BELL?

Praytel, why don't you shock this fucking monkey and post your scriptural evidence that YOU think validates your bullshit pharisee faith.

 

[sealybobo]

If everyone follows the guide lines and commandments that the Bible puts forth they will have eternal life, why anyone would go against it and or put it down as a worthless religious book is beyond explanation. A lot of you people who are against the message of the Bible[you can be against Christianity all you like, thats man-made] most likely have not red the Bible in detail with the inspiration of the Spirit and with understanding so its only logical that you would lash out against that which you don't understand. The Bible is *NOT* subject to change its message based on what is acceptable by man because it is not man who will allow you into heaven or send you to hell it is God, so if homosexuality, pornography and glorification of fornication and sexual promiscuity is popular and or widely accepted by man the Bible is not wrong for its holy message against those types of things and conversely, those of us who preach these scared principles are not zealots and fundies.

When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!

But I want you to know something, this is sincere, I want you to know, when it comes to believing in God, I really tried. I really, really tried. I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up.

Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently-run universe, this guy would've been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago. And by the way, I say "this guy", because I firmly believe, looking at these results, that if there is a God, it has to be a man.

No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this. So, if there is a God, I think most reasonable people might agree that he's at least incompetent, and maybe, just maybe, doesn't give a shit. Doesn't give a shit, which I admire in a person, and which would explain a lot of these bad results.

So rather than be just another mindless religious robot, mindlessly and aimlessly and blindly believing that all of this is in the hands of some spooky incompetent father figure who doesn't give a shit, I decided to look around for something else to worship. Something I could really count on.

And immediately, I thought of the sun. Happened like that. Overnight I became a sun-worshipper. Well, not overnight, you can't see the sun at night. But first thing the next morning, I became a sun-worshipper. Several reasons. First of all, I can see the sun, okay? Unlike some other gods I could mention, I can actually see the sun. I'm big on that. If I can see something, I don't know, it kind of helps the credibility along, you know? So everyday I can see the sun, as it gives me everything I need; heat, light, food, flowers in the park, reflections on the lake, an occasional skin cancer, but hey. At least there are no crucifixions, and we're not setting people on fire simply because they don't agree with us.

Sun worship is fairly simple. There's no mystery, no miracles, no pageantry, no one asks for money, there are no songs to learn, and we don't have a special building where we all gather once a week to compare clothing. And the best thing about the sun, it never tells me I'm unworthy. Doesn't tell me I'm a bad person who needs to be saved. Hasn't said an unkind word. Treats me fine. So, I worship the sun. But, I don't pray to the sun. Know why? I wouldn't presume on our friendship. It's not polite.

I've often thought people treat God rather rudely, don't you? Asking trillions and trillions of prayers every day. Asking and pleading and begging for favors. Do this, gimme that, I need a new car, I want a better job. And most of this praying takes place on Sunday His day off. It's not nice. And it's no way to treat a friend.

But people do pray, and they pray for a lot of different things, you know, your sister needs an operation on her crotch, your brother was arrested for defecating in a mall. But most of all, you'd really like to fuck that hot little redhead down at the convenience store. You know, the one with the eyepatch and the clubfoot? Can you pray for that? I think you'd have to. And I say, fine. Pray for anything you want. Pray for anything, but what about the Divine Plan?

Remember that? The Divine Plan. Long time ago, God made a Divine Plan. Gave it a lot of thought, decided it was a good plan, put it into practice. And for billions and billions of years, the Divine Plan has been doing just fine. Now, you come along, and pray for something. Well suppose the thing you want isn't in God's Divine Plan? What do you want Him to do? Change His plan? Just for you? Doesn't it seem a little arrogant? It's a Divine Plan. What's the use of being God if every run-down shmuck with a two-dollar prayerbook can come along and fuck up Your Plan?

And here's something else, another problem you might have: Suppose your prayers aren't answered. What do you say? "Well, it's God's will." "Thy Will Be Done." Fine, but if it's God's will, and He's going to do what He wants to anyway, why the fuck bother praying in the first place? Seems like a big waste of time to me! Couldn't you just skip the praying part and go right to His Will? It's all very confusing.

So to get around a lot of this, I decided to worship the sun. But, as I said, I don't pray to the sun. You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Two reasons: First of all, I think he's a good actor, okay? To me, that counts. Second, he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with.

For years I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog, Joe Pesci straightened that cocksucker out with one visit. It's amazing what you can accomplish with a simple baseball bat.

So I've been praying to Joe for about a year now. And I noticed something. I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered at about the same 50% rate. Half the time I get what I want, half the time I don't. Same as God, 50-50. Same as the four-leaf clover and the horseshoe, the wishing well and the rabbit's foot, same as the Mojo Man, same as the Voodoo Lady who tells you your fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles, it's all the same: 50-50. So just pick your superstition, sit back, make a wish, and enjoy yourself.

And for those of you who look to The Bible for moral lessons and literary qualities, I might suggest a couple of other stories for you. You might want to look at the Three Little Pigs, that's a good one. Has a nice happy ending, I'm sure you'll like that. Then there's Little Red Riding Hood, although it does have that X-rated part where the Big Bad Wolf actually eats the grandmother. Which I didn't care for, by the way. And finally, I've always drawn a great deal of moral comfort from Humpty Dumpty. The part I like the best? "All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again." That's because there is no Humpty Dumpty, and there is no God. None, not one, no God, never was.

In fact, I'm gonna put it this way. If there is a God, may he strike this audience dead! See? Nothing happened. Nothing happened? Everybody's okay? All right, tell you what, I'll raise the stakes a little bit. If there is a God, may he strike me dead. See? Nothing happened, oh, wait, I've got a little cramp in my leg. And my balls hurt. Plus, I'm blind. I'm blind, oh, now I'm okay again, must have been Joe Pesci, huh? God Bless Joe Pesci. Thank you all very much. Joe Bless You!

(Copyright 1999 by George Carlin. Printed without permission.)

More personal attacks but nothing to refute the fact that the Bible is the Word of God.

Ha! Do I also need to teach you that the easter bunny and santa clause isn't real?

Jesus showed people back then a few miracles. Why don't we get to see any proof?

Blind faith is what you have. And it is only because you are afraid of eternal damnation. You don't even really believe. You just tell yourself over and over again that you do believe in case their is a god and he's listening.

Come on Bass. Think about how insane the whole story of organized religion is. Men totally made it all up. And people before Christianity had gods. The Jews, the Greek Gods, etc. All man made fairytales. And if you look at our religous icons, they are like that of the ancient religions. In other words, we stole parts of old religions stories, got rid of what is unbelieveable, and came up with our own little story.

And wait just a dog gone minute. The bible was written by men after Jesus was crucified. That is a fact. So God didn't write the bible, did he?

Or are you saying that they were inspired by God?

Because God inspires me to tell radical christians, jews and muslims when they are out of your mind.

You take the bible literally, which means you are reading it all wrong.

Us Greek Orthodox Christians translated the bible from Hebrew so you guys could understand, and now you want to enterpret it to me?

All you presbeterians, protestants, baptists, etc. Do you realize the people who started those churches realized what a scam religion is and so they branched off so they wouldn't have to pay the catholics a franchise fee?

You would have to prove the bible is the work of god. We can't "prove" it isn't. It just isn't. Now prove it is if you can Charles the closeted gay black dude who thinks he knows everything. Are you the pitcher or catcher Charles?

 

[sealybobo]

I haven't heard a valid reason proving the bible.

Me neither.

 

[Bass v 2.0]

The fuck I haven't. SINNLESS MAY CAST THE FIRST STONE? RING A FUCKING BELL?

Praytel, why don't you shock this fucking monkey and post your scriptural evidence that YOU think validates your bullshit pharisee faith.

Not voting for gay marriage because it goes against what the Bible says is *NOT* judging anyone nor casting a stone at sinners you shameless monkey, its staying true to your religion and the Word of God, voting for gay marriage when one claims to be a Christian is being a hypocrite, one cannot be a supporter of both without ignoring the truth of the Word of God and or distorting and misinterpreting the Word.

 

[Bass v 2.0]

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Ha! Do I also need to teach you that the easter bunny and santa clause isn't real?

The Bass doesn't believe in Santa Claus/Christmas and the Easter Bunny/Easter, both are unholy creations of pagans and fake Christians[called catholics], neither of them are found in the Bible where people celebrated those holidays as mandated by the Word of God.

Blind faith is what you have. And it is only because you are afraid of eternal damnation. You don't even really believe. You just tell yourself over and over again that you do believe in case their is a god and he's listening.

The Bass believes because he has read the Word of God and the Holy Spirit moved him to get baptized for the remission of his sins and to be cleansed.

Come on Bass. Think about how insane the whole story of organized religion is. Men totally made it all up. And people before Christianity had gods. The Jews, the Greek Gods, etc. All man made fairytales. And if you look at our religous icons, they are like that of the ancient religions. In other words, we stole parts of old religions stories, got rid of what is unbelieveable, and came up with our own little story.

And wait just a dog gone minute. The bible was written by men after Jesus was crucified. That is a fact. So God didn't write the bible, did he?

Or are you saying that they were inspired by God?

Because God inspires me to tell radical christians, jews and muslims when they are out of your mind.

You take the bible literally, which means you are reading it all wrong.

Us Greek Orthodox Christians translated the bible from Hebrew so you guys could understand, and now you want to enterpret it to me?

All you presbeterians, protestants, baptists, etc. Do you realize the people who started those churches realized what a scam religion is and so they branched off so they wouldn't have to pay the catholics a franchise fee?

A long paragraph of trolling and special pleading

 

[xotoxi]

I'm prepared to go to Hell for all of the sins that I have committed, and will commit, during my life on earth...it'll teach me a lesson.

 

[Shogun]

The fuck I haven't. SINNLESS MAY CAST THE FIRST STONE? RING A FUCKING BELL?

Praytel, why don't you shock this fucking monkey and post your scriptural evidence that YOU think validates your bullshit pharisee faith.

Not voting for gay marriage because it goes against what the Bible says is *NOT* judging anyone nor casting a stone at sinners you shameless monkey, its staying true to your religion and the Word of God, voting for gay marriage when one claims to be a Christian is being a hypocrite, one cannot be a supporter of both without ignoring the truth of the Word of God and or distorting and misinterpreting the Word.

Well that CERTAINLY IS your pharisee opinion, now isn't it? Damn near every goddamn thread you POST on this forum is a flame war judging gays when, last I heard, no one has every forced you to suck a cock or take it up the ass. You think no one else reading your bullshit won't remember the sum total of your fucking input here at USMB dot com?




WHEN DID JESUS CRUSADE AGAINST THE VERY PROSTITUTES HE USED TO HANG OUT WITH? The answer is NEVER, motherfucker. Your fake plastic chistianity, unfortunately, becomes a louder testament than your bible thumping.

 

[sealybobo]

[

Ha! Do I also need to teach you that the easter bunny and santa clause isn't real?

The Bass doesn't believe in Santa Claus/Christmas and the Easter Bunny/Easter, both are unholy creations of pagans and fake Christians[called catholics], neither of them are found in the Bible where people celebrated those holidays as mandated by the Word of God.

Blind faith is what you have. And it is only because you are afraid of eternal damnation. You don't even really believe. You just tell yourself over and over again that you do believe in case their is a god and he's listening.

The Bass believes because he has read the Word of God and the Holy Spirit moved him to get baptized for the remission of his sins and to be cleansed.

Come on Bass. Think about how insane the whole story of organized religion is. Men totally made it all up. And people before Christianity had gods. The Jews, the Greek Gods, etc. All man made fairytales. And if you look at our religous icons, they are like that of the ancient religions. In other words, we stole parts of old religions stories, got rid of what is unbelieveable, and came up with our own little story.

And wait just a dog gone minute. The bible was written by men after Jesus was crucified. That is a fact. So God didn't write the bible, did he?

Or are you saying that they were inspired by God?

Because God inspires me to tell radical christians, jews and muslims when they are out of your mind.

You take the bible literally, which means you are reading it all wrong.

Us Greek Orthodox Christians translated the bible from Hebrew so you guys could understand, and now you want to enterpret it to me?

All you presbeterians, protestants, baptists, etc. Do you realize the people who started those churches realized what a scam religion is and so they branched off so they wouldn't have to pay the catholics a franchise fee?

A long paragraph of trolling and special pleading

Easter is to celebrate Christ and the sacrafice he made for us. Of course the new testiment doesn't mention Easter. When men wrote the bible, did they even know a new religion was going to be formed? Jesus never told the Jews to start up a new religion. He just told them to stop being hypocrite jews.

So men made up the bible and your religion. If you really want to follow god, go Jewish. Or Greek Orthodox. But either way you go, its all man made.

 

[YWN666]

hey, don't blame us if your personal testimony does more to cripple the message of your faith than it does provide a reason to believe. If you act like a fucking hypocrite despite the very words of your own messiah then spare the rest of us the venom and judgement.

WHY? because you people have a near-OCD level of hysteria when it comes to making everyone else CONFORM to your biblical standard.

That is the part that turns people away from their brand of religion.

 

[xotoxi]

The Bible is *NOT* subject to change its message based on what is acceptable by man because it is not man who will allow you into heaven or send you to hell it is God, so if homosexuality, pornography and glorification of fornication and sexual promiscuity is popular and or widely accepted by man the Bible is not wrong for its holy message against those types of things and conversely, those of us who preach these scared principles are not zealots and fundies.

Does the Bible mention pornography?

 

[edthecynic]

The Bible is *NOT* subject to change its message based on what is acceptable by man because it is not man who will allow you into heaven or send you to hell it is God, so if homosexuality, pornography and glorification of fornication and sexual promiscuity is popular and or widely accepted by man the Bible is not wrong for its holy message against those types of things and conversely, those of us who preach these scared principles are not zealots and fundies.

Does the Bible mention pornography?

Some would say the "Song of Solomon" IS pornography!

 

[Bass v 2.0]

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Ha! Do I also need to teach you that the easter bunny and santa clause isn't real?

The Bass doesn't believe in Santa Claus/Christmas and the Easter Bunny/Easter, both are unholy creations of pagans and fake Christians[called catholics], neither of them are found in the Bible where people celebrated those holidays as mandated by the Word of God.




The Bass believes because he has read the Word of God and the Holy Spirit moved him to get baptized for the remission of his sins and to be cleansed.

Come on Bass. Think about how insane the whole story of organized religion is. Men totally made it all up. And people before Christianity had gods. The Jews, the Greek Gods, etc. All man made fairytales. And if you look at our religous icons, they are like that of the ancient religions. In other words, we stole parts of old religions stories, got rid of what is unbelieveable, and came up with our own little story.

And wait just a dog gone minute. The bible was written by men after Jesus was crucified. That is a fact. So God didn't write the bible, did he?

Or are you saying that they were inspired by God?

Because God inspires me to tell radical christians, jews and muslims when they are out of your mind.

You take the bible literally, which means you are reading it all wrong.

Us Greek Orthodox Christians translated the bible from Hebrew so you guys could understand, and now you want to enterpret it to me?

All you presbeterians, protestants, baptists, etc. Do you realize the people who started those churches realized what a scam religion is and so they branched off so they wouldn't have to pay the catholics a franchise fee?

A long paragraph of trolling and special pleading

Easter is to celebrate Christ and the sacrafice he made for us. Of course the new testiment doesn't mention Easter. When men wrote the bible, did they even know a new religion was going to be formed? Jesus never told the Jews to start up a new religion. He just told them to stop being hypocrite jews.

So men made up the bible and your religion. If you really want to follow god, go Jewish. Or Greek Orthodox. But either way you go, its all man made.

If it isn't in the Bible its wrong, Easter is a made up holiday placed on a pagan holiday, its even named after a pagan god called Ishtar.

 

[Bass v 2.0]

hey, don't blame us if your personal testimony does more to cripple the message of your faith than it does provide a reason to believe. If you act like a fucking hypocrite despite the very words of your own messiah then spare the rest of us the venom and judgement.

WHY? because you people have a near-OCD level of hysteria when it comes to making everyone else CONFORM to your biblical standard.

That is the part that turns people away from their brand of religion.

Pornography involves fornication and adultery, its sinful.

 

[Bass v 2.0]

I'm prepared to go to Hell for all of the sins that I have committed, and will commit, during my life on earth...it'll teach me a lesson.

You'll hve some company there with you, plenty of it, Shogun will be there, thats for sure.

 

[Bass v 2.0]

The fuck I haven't. SINNLESS MAY CAST THE FIRST STONE? RING A FUCKING BELL?

Praytel, why don't you shock this fucking monkey and post your scriptural evidence that YOU think validates your bullshit pharisee faith.

Not voting for gay marriage because it goes against what the Bible says is *NOT* judging anyone nor casting a stone at sinners you shameless monkey, its staying true to your religion and the Word of God, voting for gay marriage when one claims to be a Christian is being a hypocrite, one cannot be a supporter of both without ignoring the truth of the Word of God and or distorting and misinterpreting the Word.

Well that CERTAINLY IS your pharisee opinion, now isn't it? Damn near every goddamn thread you POST on this forum is a flame war judging gays when, last I heard, no one has every forced you to suck a cock or take it up the ass. You think no one else reading your bullshit won't remember the sum total of your fucking input here at USMB dot com?




WHEN DID JESUS CRUSADE AGAINST THE VERY PROSTITUTES HE USED TO HANG OUT WITH? The answer is NEVER, motherfucker. Your fake plastic chistianity, unfortunately, becomes a louder testament than your bible thumping.

When did Jesus ever support and vote for legalisation of prostitution Mr Bible scholar? He loved the prostitutes but not their prostitution and whoremongering, but thts a heavy thing for you to understand. the Bass is against homosexuality, ie, gay behavior, not against the actual homosexual.