The Bible, the only way to heaven

[edthecynic]

I'm prepared to go to Hell for all of the sins that I have committed, and will commit, during my life on earth...it'll teach me a lesson.

You'll hve some company there with you, plenty of it, Shogun will be there, thats for sure.

That's a big Scriptural NO NO.

I see you have been avoiding my posts, even though God sent you to me on this board.

 

[Shogun]

I'm prepared to go to Hell for all of the sins that I have committed, and will commit, during my life on earth...it'll teach me a lesson.

You'll hve some company there with you, plenty of it, Shogun will be there, thats for sure.

That's a big Scriptural NO NO.

I see you have been avoiding my posts, even though God sent you to me on this board.

This is EXACTLY what i'm talking about when I grate Chucky's silly faith across actual scripture that pretty much illustrates how laughable his personal dogma is.

and, consequently, is why he's too much of a giant swollen vagina to offer a rebuttal from the bible that isn't wrapped around his personal opinion.

 

[Bass v 2.0]

I'm prepared to go to Hell for all of the sins that I have committed, and will commit, during my life on earth...it'll teach me a lesson.

You'll hve some company there with you, plenty of it, Shogun will be there, thats for sure.

That's a big Scriptural NO NO.

I see you have been avoiding my posts, even though God sent you to me on this board.

LMAO, you can't even take a mild mannered joke, perhaps Shogun will repent of his sins, believe, confess and be baptized and live a Christian life, so its possible the Bass might be wrong.

 

[Shogun]

Not voting for gay marriage because it goes against what the Bible says is *NOT* judging anyone nor casting a stone at sinners you shameless monkey, its staying true to your religion and the Word of God, voting for gay marriage when one claims to be a Christian is being a hypocrite, one cannot be a supporter of both without ignoring the truth of the Word of God and or distorting and misinterpreting the Word.

Well that CERTAINLY IS your pharisee opinion, now isn't it? Damn near every goddamn thread you POST on this forum is a flame war judging gays when, last I heard, no one has every forced you to suck a cock or take it up the ass. You think no one else reading your bullshit won't remember the sum total of your fucking input here at USMB dot com?




WHEN DID JESUS CRUSADE AGAINST THE VERY PROSTITUTES HE USED TO HANG OUT WITH? The answer is NEVER, motherfucker. Your fake plastic chistianity, unfortunately, becomes a louder testament than your bible thumping.

When did Jesus ever support and vote for legalisation of prostitution Mr Bible scholar? He loved the prostitutes but not their prostitution and whoremongering, but thts a heavy thing for you to understand. the Bass is against homosexuality, ie, gay behavior, not against the actual homosexual.

You dont think YOUR GOD had the power to mold fucking ROME in his image according to his WORD?



of course you don't. Apparently, you think your god is such a weak ass pussy that he needs YOU to judge fags in his place. He SURE AS FUCK didn't act like you do, DAILY, towards gays. If you can find a single example i'd love to see it. But, again, we BOTH know why you are a punk ass bitch while avoiding any scripture to offer in rebuttal.

Clearly, with every thread you post, you ARE against the homosexual. Empty rhetoric doesn't impress me and likely doesn't impress your jewish zombie of a god.

 

[Shogun]

I'm prepared to go to Hell for all of the sins that I have committed, and will commit, during my life on earth...it'll teach me a lesson.

You'll hve some company there with you, plenty of it, Shogun will be there, thats for sure.

Indeed, and I look forward to seeing your disappointed ass floating in the lake of fire too. Remember these words, dummy: Depart from me, I know ye not.

 

[Shogun]

hey, don't blame us if your personal testimony does more to cripple the message of your faith than it does provide a reason to believe. If you act like a fucking hypocrite despite the very words of your own messiah then spare the rest of us the venom and judgement.

WHY? because you people have a near-OCD level of hysteria when it comes to making everyone else CONFORM to your biblical standard.

That is the part that turns people away from their brand of religion.

Pornography involves fornication and adultery, its sinful.

Tell it to your ever diminishing membership, you fucking joke of a human being.

 

[Bass v 2.0]

You'll hve some company there with you, plenty of it, Shogun will be there, thats for sure.

That's a big Scriptural NO NO.

I see you have been avoiding my posts, even though God sent you to me on this board.

This is EXACTLY what i'm talking about when I grate Chucky's silly faith across actual scripture that pretty much illustrates how laughable his personal dogma is.

and, consequently, is why he's too much of a giant swollen vagina to offer a rebuttal from the bible that isn't wrapped around his personal opinion.

Somebody's feeling are hurt, lol, Shogun the bible says you must repent of your sins, believe in the power of the Holy scriptures, confess that Jesus is the Son of God and be baptized. Are you ready Shogun? God loves you and wants you to be saved, so please emnbrace and accept the gift of the Holy Spirit and don't delay.

 

[sealybobo]

Well that CERTAINLY IS your pharisee opinion, now isn't it? Damn near every goddamn thread you POST on this forum is a flame war judging gays when, last I heard, no one has every forced you to suck a cock or take it up the ass. You think no one else reading your bullshit won't remember the sum total of your fucking input here at USMB dot com?




WHEN DID JESUS CRUSADE AGAINST THE VERY PROSTITUTES HE USED TO HANG OUT WITH? The answer is NEVER, motherfucker. Your fake plastic chistianity, unfortunately, becomes a louder testament than your bible thumping.

When did Jesus ever support and vote for legalisation of prostitution Mr Bible scholar? He loved the prostitutes but not their prostitution and whoremongering, but thts a heavy thing for you to understand. the Bass is against homosexuality, ie, gay behavior, not against the actual homosexual.

You dont think YOUR GOD had the power to mold fucking ROME in his image according to his WORD?



of course you don't. Apparently, you think your god is such a weak ass pussy that he needs YOU to judge fags in his place. He SURE AS FUCK didn't act like you do, DAILY, towards gays. If you can find a single example i'd love to see it. But, again, we BOTH know why you are a punk ass bitch while avoiding any scripture to offer in rebuttal.

Clearly, with every thread you post, you ARE against the homosexual. Empty rhetoric doesn't impress me and likely doesn't impress your jewish zombie of a god.

Oh! SNAP! Ever think the Bass secretly wants to take it in the ass?

I hate black people who are anti gay. They should know better.

 

[Shogun]

The Bible is *NOT* subject to change its message based on what is acceptable by man because it is not man who will allow you into heaven or send you to hell it is God, so if homosexuality, pornography and glorification of fornication and sexual promiscuity is popular and or widely accepted by man the Bible is not wrong for its holy message against those types of things and conversely, those of us who preach these scared principles are not zealots and fundies.

Does the Bible mention pornography?

Some would say the "Song of Solomon" IS pornography!

BibleGateway.com - Passage Lookup: Song of Solomon 1 ;

Song of Solomon 1 (King James Version)

Song of Solomon 1

1The song of songs, which is Solomon's.

2Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine.

3Because of the savour of thy good ointments thy name is as ointment poured forth, therefore do the virgins love thee.

4Draw me, we will run after thee: the king hath brought me into his chambers: we will be glad and rejoice in thee, we will remember thy love more than wine: the upright love thee.

5I am black, but comely, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, as the tents of Kedar, as the curtains of Solomon.

6Look not upon me, because I am black, because the sun hath looked upon me: my mother's children were angry with me; they made me the keeper of the vineyards; but mine own vineyard have I not kept.

7Tell me, O thou whom my soul loveth, where thou feedest, where thou makest thy flock to rest at noon: for why should I be as one that turneth aside by the flocks of thy companions?

8If thou know not, O thou fairest among women, go thy way forth by the footsteps of the flock, and feed thy kids beside the shepherds' tents.

9I have compared thee, O my love, to a company of horses in Pharaoh's chariots.

10Thy cheeks are comely with rows of jewels, thy neck with chains of gold.

11We will make thee borders of gold with studs of silver.

12While the king sitteth at his table, my spikenard sendeth forth the smell thereof.

13A bundle of myrrh is my well-beloved unto me; he shall lie all night betwixt my breasts.

14My beloved is unto me as a cluster of camphire in the vineyards of Engedi.

15Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

16Behold, thou art fair, my beloved, yea, pleasant: also our bed is green.

17The beams of our house are cedar, and our rafters of

 

[Bass v 2.0]

Clearly, with every thread you post, you ARE against the homosexual. Empty rhetoric doesn't impress me and likely doesn't impress your jewish zombie of a god.

The Bass has always criticized gay behaviour, not the actual homosexual, the Bass doesn't have to accept their homosexuality to accept homosexuals.

 

[Shogun]

You'll hve some company there with you, plenty of it, Shogun will be there, thats for sure.

That's a big Scriptural NO NO.

I see you have been avoiding my posts, even though God sent you to me on this board.

LMAO, you can't even take a mild mannered joke, perhaps Shogun will repent of his sins, believe, confess and be baptized and live a Christian life, so its possible the Bass might be wrong.

naaa.. not after seeing what kind of testimony you offer. You are like a used car lot of spirituality, dude. No one cares to purchase the kind of lemon that you've clearly represent.

joke! how convenient. I'm sure I can quote some pharisees who were "just joking" too.

 

[Shogun]

That's a big Scriptural NO NO.

I see you have been avoiding my posts, even though God sent you to me on this board.

This is EXACTLY what i'm talking about when I grate Chucky's silly faith across actual scripture that pretty much illustrates how laughable his personal dogma is.

and, consequently, is why he's too much of a giant swollen vagina to offer a rebuttal from the bible that isn't wrapped around his personal opinion.

Somebody's feeling are hurt, lol, Shogun the bible says you must repent of your sins, believe in the power of the Holy scriptures, confess that Jesus is the Son of God and be baptized. Are you ready Shogun? God loves you and wants you to be saved, so please emnbrace and accept the gift of the Holy Spirit and don't delay.

Hey, I've posted MY evidence, ya fake plastic christian.. where is yours? If what you offer is illustrated by your outright hatred then I'll pass, thanks. There is a reason you people are having problems filling the pew seats, yo. I bet tossing a few more fags on your personal bonfire will change your failing attendance rates.

 

[Bass v 2.0]

Oh! SNAP! Ever think the Bass secretly wants to take it in the ass?

Off topic personal attack that has no relevance to this thread. is that the best you can do to disprove the authenticity and divine nature of the Bible.

I hate black people who are anti gay. They should know better.

Why? being black and being a homosexual are in no way comparable.

 

[Bass v 2.0]

Hey, I've posted MY evidence, ya fake plastic christian.. where is yours? If what you offer is illustrated by your outright hatred then I'll pass, thanks. There is a reason you people are having problems filling the pew seats, yo. I bet tossing a few more fags on your personal bonfire will change your failing attendance rates.

You've posted no evidence poindexter, just your usual "everybody is dogma junkie, fundie zealot" personal attacking, Christian bashing rhetoric. Our church is in the Bible and our congregation has about 250 people and we fellowship regularly with other churches of Christ.

 

[Bass v 2.0]

The Bible is *NOT* subject to change its message based on what is acceptable by man because it is not man who will allow you into heaven or send you to hell it is God, so if homosexuality, pornography and glorification of fornication and sexual promiscuity is popular and or widely accepted by man the Bible is not wrong for its holy message against those types of things and conversely, those of us who preach these scared principles are not zealots and fundies.

Does the Bible mention pornography?

Some would say the "Song of Solomon" IS pornography!

The Song of Solomon is not pornography, its written with alot of symbolism and allegory.

 

[Shogun]

Hey, I've posted MY evidence, ya fake plastic christian.. where is yours? If what you offer is illustrated by your outright hatred then I'll pass, thanks. There is a reason you people are having problems filling the pew seats, yo. I bet tossing a few more fags on your personal bonfire will change your failing attendance rates.

You've posted no evidence poindexter, just your usual "everybody is dogma junkie, fundie zealot" personal attacking, Christian bashing rhetoric. Our church is in the Bible and our congregation has about 250 people and we fellowship regularly with other churches of Christ.

In fact, I've quoted the bible. Here you go, sambo:

Matt7
1Judge not, that ye be not judged.

2For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.


It's pretty fucking clear, juju. Would you like to offer a scriptural based retort or just sit there scratching your head in the cotton field?

 

[Shogun]

Does the Bible mention pornography?

Some would say the "Song of Solomon" IS pornography!

The Song of Solomon is not pornography, its written with alot of symbolism and allegory.

yea, Alan Ginsberg made that same arguement regarding his poetry too, stupid. The imagery is pretty clear: someone wants some dick. I bet you dream of this particular piece of scripture when drifting off to sleep thinking about your man-lover god, don't you? Be honest.. you want to baby oil wrestle jesus, don't you.

 

[Bass v 2.0]

Some would say the "Song of Solomon" IS pornography!

The Song of Solomon is not pornography, its written with alot of symbolism and allegory.

yea, Alan Ginsberg made that same arguement regarding his poetry too, stupid. The imagery is pretty clear: someone wants some dick. I bet you dream of this particular piece of scripture when drifting off to sleep thinking about your man-lover god, don't you? Be honest.. you want to baby oil wrestle jesus, don't you.

A non-believer could never understand nor comprehend the Word of God, the Song of Solomon to yoú is like Chinese writing characters, you just don't or wouldn't understand unless you are a Chinese person that has learned them.

 

[Bass v 2.0]

In fact, I've quoted the bible. Here you go, sambo:

Matt7
1Judge not, that ye be not judged.

2For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

Who judged anyone genius? The Bible clearly says homosexuality is a sin, did you read that part of the scripture? Why quote one passage that you think supports your idiotic agenda while simultaneously ignoring the other? Will the real hypocrite and Pharisee please stand up?

 

[Shogun]

The Song of Solomon is not pornography, its written with alot of symbolism and allegory.

yea, Alan Ginsberg made that same arguement regarding his poetry too, stupid. The imagery is pretty clear: someone wants some dick. I bet you dream of this particular piece of scripture when drifting off to sleep thinking about your man-lover god, don't you? Be honest.. you want to baby oil wrestle jesus, don't you.

A non-believer could never understand nor comprehend the Word of God, the Song of Solomon to yoú is like Chinese writing characters, you just don't or wouldn't understand unless you are a Chinese person that has learned them.

Dude, EVERY TIME I bitch slap you with scripture it's pretty clear which of us understands the word of god. After all, i sure as fuck don't see you running back with a scriptural retort after I quote the fucking bible regarding your role in judging your fellow man, eh? That, and your eternal fixation on gay anal sex pretty much indicates what we all have come to realize about your motivation, spearcharles.