Why condolences? Don't like kids?
Kids are alright, depending how they're fixed. Actually I saw the direction this country was turning back in the early 70's, with parents rights and school powers to discipline children stripped away and other signs I thought were detrimental to the country and decided it wouldn't be wise to bring children into this world. I have never regretted that decision.
Three of them I had the old fashioned way, vaginally, two, the twins, were C-section.
I wasn't asking how they were delivered, I was asking how they were conceived.