Catholic Church false teachings

[ninja007]

There are so many. Where shall we start? Lets discuss one by one.

1. the eucharist

 

[ninja007]

At that time if anyone says to you, 'Look, here is the Messiah!' or, 'There he is!' do not believe it. Mat 24:23

 

[ninja007]

Why do catholics worship bread? Why do catholics poop out Jesus after eating Him? Why is Jesus (unused wafers) locked up after mass? Do the maggots get saved if they eat Him?

 

[Luddly Neddite]

1. A invisible magical god moving in mysterious ways
2 Jesus - pretty much all of it
3. Virgin birth/Mary, cuckolded Joseph - oh puh-lese
4. Holy ghost - I have no clue. Really.
5. Yeah, that whole thing with eating Jesus/god's body and drinking his blood is downright creepy.

But let's be fair here. All the other invisible-fairy-based religions are just as screwy.

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

In fairness, if there is a god; THOUSANDS of religions must be wrong. Who knows, maybe all of them.

 

[ninja007]

Catholics knew that everyone could not literally eat on Jesus' physical body since there wouldn't be enough to go around so.....because they can't understand the Scriptures.....they create this priest turns a wafer into Jesus routine and then you eat Him.

 

[Moonglow]

The word of God was considered to be food for the spirit, and since bread was as staple of the era it was symbolic of a covenant...of the word...

 

[Avatar4321]

Tell me, if the Catholic church isn't Christian, why do you go to a church that tried to reform a non Christian church?

 

[Slyhunter]

They had a homo paint most of their famous paintings.

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

They had a homo paint most of their famous paintings.

Who painted the rest of them? Oh, you don't know? My guess is that you only imagine that some people are perfect.

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

There are so many. Where shall we start? Lets discuss one by one.

1. the eucharist

So, I guess you did not feel a pressing need to explain yourself. Are we supposed to write the OP for you???

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

At that time if anyone says to you, 'Look, here is the Messiah!' or, 'There he is!' do not believe it. Mat 24:23

Your thread is stupid.

Bye!

 

[ninja007]

Jesus said His word were spirit, not to be taken literally and the flesh profits nothing, (eating thereof).

 

[Slyhunter]

They had a homo paint most of their famous paintings.

Who painted the rest of them? Oh, you don't know? My guess is that you only imagine that some people are perfect.

I think that if they hold true to their faith they would repaint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel covering up the homo's, Michael D'angelo's painting.

 

[turzovka]

Why do catholics worship bread? Why do catholics poop out Jesus after eating Him? Why is Jesus (unused wafers) locked up after mass? Do the maggots get saved if they eat Him?

Matthew 12

But when the Pharisees heard this, they said, “This man casts out demons only by Beelzebul the ruler of the demons.”

And knowing their thoughts Jesus said to them, "Any kingdom divided against itself is laid waste; ...Therefore I say to you, any sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven people, but blasphemy against the Spirit shall not be forgiven. Whoever speaks a word against the Son of Man, it shall be forgiven him; but whoever speaks against the Holy Spirit, it shall not be forgiven him, either in this age or in the age to come."

 

[Avatar4321]

Jesus said His word were spirit, not to be taken literally and the flesh profits nothing, (eating thereof).

I'm not even sure that's a coherent sentence.

 

[Muhammed]

Catholics knew that everyone could not literally eat on Jesus' physical body since there wouldn't be enough to go around so.....because they can't understand the Scriptures.....they create this priest turns a wafer into Jesus routine and then you eat Him.

That's a very strange interpretation. Could you elaborate? It sounds very creepy and interesting.

 

[Disir]

But you're batshit crazy stuff is the twooth.

Jesus said His word were spirit, not to be taken literally and the flesh profits nothing, (eating thereof).

1 Corinthians Chapter 3

1 And I, brethren, could not speak unto you as unto spiritual, but as unto carnal, even as unto babes in Christ.

2 I have fed you with milk, and not with meat: for hitherto ye were not able to bear it, neither yet now are ye able.

3 For ye are yet carnal: for whereas there is among you envying, and strife, and divisions, are ye not carnal, and walk as men?

4 For while one saith, I am of Paul; and another, I am of Apollos; are ye not carnal?

5 Who then is Paul, and who is Apollos, but ministers by whom ye believed, even as the Lord gave to every man?

6 I have planted, Apollos watered; but God gave the increase.

7 So then neither is he that planteth any thing, neither he that watereth; but God that giveth the increase.

8 Now he that planteth and he that watereth are one: and every man shall receive his own reward according to his own labour.

9 For we are labourers together with God: ye are God's husbandry, ye are God's building.

10 According to the grace of God which is given unto me, as a wise masterbuilder, I have laid the foundation, and another buildeth thereon. But let every man take heed how he buildeth thereupon.

11 For other foundation can no man lay than that is laid, which is Jesus Christ.

12 Now if any man build upon this foundation gold, silver, precious stones, wood, hay, stubble;

13 Every man's work shall be made manifest: for the day shall declare it, because it shall be revealed by fire; and the fire shall try every man's work of what sort it is.

14 If any man's work abide which he hath built thereupon, he shall receive a reward.

15 If any man's work shall be burned, he shall suffer loss: but he himself shall be saved; yet so as by fire.

16 Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you?

17 If any man defile the temple of God, him shall God destroy; for the temple of God is holy, which temple ye are.

18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.

19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.

20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

21 Therefore let no man glory in men. For all things are yours;

22 Whether Paul, or Apollos, or Cephas, or the world, or life, or death, or things present, or things to come; all are yours;

23 And ye are Christ's; and Christ is God's.
1 CORINTHIANS CHAPTER 3

 

[ninja007]

Catholics knew that everyone could not literally eat on Jesus' physical body since there wouldn't be enough to go around so.....because they can't understand the Scriptures.....they create this priest turns a wafer into Jesus routine and then you eat Him.

That's a very strange interpretation. Could you elaborate? It sounds very creepy and interesting.

hi Muhammud...most catholics believe in the real presence of Jesus- that means they truly believe Jesus is actually in the wafer/cookie/eucharist which they eat at Mass. Even though the bread looks like bread; tastes like it etc...it has not changed- it still is just bread. There is no evidence Jesus is in the eucharist.

 

[ninja007]

Why do catholics worship bread? Why do catholics poop out Jesus after eating Him? Why is Jesus (unused wafers) locked up after mass? Do the maggots get saved if they eat Him?

Matthew 12

But when the Pharisees heard this, they said, “This man casts out demons only by Beelzebul the ruler of the demons.”

And knowing their thoughts Jesus said to them, "Any kingdom divided against itself is laid waste; ...Therefore I say to you, any sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven people, but blasphemy against the Spirit shall not be forgiven. Whoever speaks a word against the Son of Man, it shall be forgiven him; but whoever speaks against the Holy Spirit, it shall not be forgiven him, either in this age or in the age to come."

you obv. don't understand what blasphemy is #1. And #2 blasphemy of the Spirit is not possible today.