Luddly Neddite
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Found to be fraudulent by the Maricopa County Sheriffs Office after a thorough lengthy investigation.There are several versions of this story. The one I've been told is that he was born in Hawaii. His father was black Muslim and his mother is a white American citizen. I guess this qualifies him to be president but there are so many versions of this story that they are beginning to take on their own mythical qualities.
I think the one most Obama supporters seem to believe is something similar to what the North Koreans believe about their own leader which is a spaceship frommanother planet genetically engineered Obama and left him here to solve our own problems. A kind of superman that is sent here to help us overcome things. They even Said that he could keep,the waters from rising. Seriously! I generally don't think politicians can do anything at all much less keep the waters from rising.
What are some of the legends you have heard about Obama. Don't exaggerate because the stories are already hard to believe.
Why do you need fairy tales instead of facts?
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Having lived in AZ and watched that old nazi for almost 30 years, honest to fucking god, this is my favorite of his tall tales. He has told some real whoppers but this has got to be his best.
As to the OP, its a known fact that, knowing he would be running for prez in forty years, Obama transported himself from Kenya to Honolulu, placed two birth announcements in two different newspapers, then transported himself back to Kenya in time to be born.
Whatever you do, don't believe Hawaii state officials or the genuine documentation. Instead, believe brilliant investigators like Joe Arpaio and Duh Donuld.