What does Jake have to do with...
As for Jake, I gave you an OP I wrote with a list of things that Jake thinks I'm a Nazi for, which you called a "shade of gray" difference between us.
You and Jake wouldn't disagree on so much as how many times to shake it properly after peeing. Though Jake probably sits to do his business while you stand. My money would be on you in a fair fight, or an unfair one. One shake of your fist and he'd be on the ground crying and groveling at your feet ...