Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.Even tho there is no hell...if there were, it would be the interesting, hopping place to go.
- Mark Twain
I think you have it backwards.
Jesus hung around with sinners and prostitutes and all sorts of really bad characters and said they were entering the kingdom of heaven before the pharisees who were sexually repressed hypocrites mutilating infant penises and obsessing over whats for dinner, already in hell.
Now do you really want to goto hell for the company?
pick a religion, any religion. You will descend onto the netherworld instantly. Then you will find yourself in a tomb, eating Jesus, wearing magic underwear, meditating on nothingness, or curling your peyos till kingdom come.
They are in heaven